Ah fan mail

[Rustygames]

This guy sent me this PM:

yo. i'ma be blunt.

i blammed ur shit and gave u a scathing review.

Why the fuck haven't you gotten your punkass game off newgrounds yet, faggot?

it's a fucking shitty game and a stupid concept.

knowing an answer and not being able to submit it due to shitty horrible game mechanics is exactly the type of game that gets designed by someone i hunt down and fucking shoot irl.

that's right. i am making a real life death threat.

i am going to find where you live and kill you. with knives. so u can feel what it's like.

You can imagine how thrilled I am

[Paranoia]

At 7/30/08 09:30 AM, Rustygames wrote: This guy sent me this PM:

yo. i'ma be blunt.

Holy crap, James Blunt sent you a death threat. And can write!

[Moonkey]

At 7/30/08 09:33 AM, Paranoia wrote: Holy crap, James Blunt sent you a death threat. And can write!

Ha, its even better if you imagine James Blunt saying all that out loud.

[Coolio-Niato]

At 7/30/08 09:30 AM, Rustygames wrote:

i am going to find where you live and kill you. with knives. so u can feel what it's like.

I wish I got fan mail like that =(.

[Dereks]

Death Threat ? You can call the Police.

[Paranoia]

At 7/30/08 09:46 AM, Coolio-Niato wrote:

At 7/30/08 09:30 AM, Rustygames wrote:

i am going to find where you live and kill you. with knives. so u can feel what it's like.

I wish I got fan mail like that =(.

It's the sort of thing you can get a mate to read out in an over-dramatic voice and do an animation around :P

[Wolfears2]

Which game was it?

[Rustygames]

At 7/30/08 10:00 AM, Wolfears2 wrote: Which game was it?

Machete Chamber

[GustTheASGuy]

Not funny. You should get his account deleted.

[Ansel]

Idk if any of you played Commie Cannon, but I got an angry email about that. Some guy thought i was insulting the USSR somehow and wanted me to take down the game. I actually think he created an account just to yell at me.

[CaiWengi]

You should take it as a compliment that someone cares so much about your game to write all that crap about it.

[Toast]

I bet we got more "fan" mail from the aktionskriptors collab.

VOT 5 IF U DU NT DEN WE WIL CUM + BET U UP UNLES U R STROUNG DEN WE WIL SHOT U

[ToasterDemon]

xD
What a tool.

[Coolio-Niato]

At 7/30/08 10:27 AM, Ansel wrote: Idk if any of you played Commie Cannon, but I got an angry email about that. Some guy thought i was insulting the USSR somehow and wanted me to take down the game. I actually think he created an account just to yell at me.

That's completely different. These are actual threats for retarded reasons. You're game can actually be insulting to the CCCP.

[citricsquid]

I just PM'ed him your address...
Well, I didn't, but It's tempting, haha.

[Insanimation]

Funny how he started off with 'yo', like he was just addressing his mate, not threatening to kill somebody cos they made a game he didn't like....

[Ismael92]

At 7/30/08 09:48 AM, Dereks wrote: Death Threat ? You can call the Police.

ZOMG that's right...

Send him to jail

[Rustygames]

At 7/30/08 12:13 PM, citricsquid wrote: I just PM'ed him your address...
Well, I didn't, but It's tempting, haha.

A you've just reminded me, my whois information is pointing to my old address!

Also, I don't think he would know how to use whois.

[zrb]

At 7/30/08 02:21 PM, Rustygames wrote: Also, I don't think he would know how to use whois.

He supposably lives in Texas so what are the chances he would actually travel to the UK to find you.

[SpamBurger]

I'm going to give him your phone number: 867-5309

[mayoarm11]

why is this in flash?

Anyways, I think he is serious. Buy an army bunker, and live inside it for the rest of your life. He promised to kill you with knives, and to best of my knowledge, knives can't penetrate an army bunker!
I'll pray every night for you that he doesn't discover that you can buy rocket launchers online!

[souled]

Tell him you want a fight. Then leave your phone number as 999 (well, 911). :D

[Paranoia]

Nah, you need to get him to think that some picture of a body builder or something is actually you. Then say that you're in the States for work or something and challenge him to a fight :P

[Rustygames]

I'm sure he was only kidding. It isn't the first time someone on Newgrounds has threatened my life

[mayoarm11]

At 7/30/08 03:00 PM, Rustygames wrote: I'm sure he was only kidding. It isn't the first time someone on Newgrounds has threatened my life

I will come to your house, eat your eyeballs, rape your mom and sister(s) if you have any, have anal sex with your dad, and... uhh rape then kill you.

see? it's harmless. :D

[Alpharius120]

heheh when I came into this thread I thought you were being a cocky jackass, and then I find a death threat? Not what I came here for...

[Oggy-cheese]

lol, that's crazy! I never get anything like that, though i have recently got some guy that doesn't seem to look at what he's typing, or realise caps is on.

I ;LOVE YOUR VIDEOS U CAN MAKE A GOOD MADNESS VIDEO I CAN CONTACT MY FRIEND WHO CAN DRAW DOOG MADNESS CHARECTORS ALL OF AM I MEAN IT

and on my userpage:
i lovve your videos fh by the way mean s ffricken houlariouse

I mean, at least he's being nice, but still...

[Frankmank]

I didn't like the machete chamber at all, you're lucky I didn't send you a death threat. Thats right, a death threat threat.

[citricsquid]

At 7/30/08 02:30 PM, zrb wrote:

At 7/30/08 02:21 PM, Rustygames wrote: Also, I don't think he would know how to use whois.

He supposably lives in Texas so what are the chances he would actually travel to the UK to find you.

Whois is such a brilliant tool :)

[Snubby]

Yeah I got a lot of angry stuff about the worlds hardest game. some guy wanted me to buy him a new keyboard because while playing my game he got so pissed that he hit it and it broke. i dont think he was joking, either. :\