Forum Topic: How the fuck do I get bigger hands

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Peacekid

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Posted at: 7/30/08 02:37 AM

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It's been commented many times that I have feminine hands - which is dissapointing, comparing to my steel shoulders and decent leg strength. It puts things out of proportion.

Apparently eating will put fat towards your fingers eventually, but all my years of doing that they still remain the skinniest part of my body. It does kind of affect my grip and strength, so is there any way I can get ripped hands?

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SleepyFox

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Play a high dexterity instrument.

After playing the piano for a long time, my fingers can reach 8 notes across from 6 before.


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Scary-Kids

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how is that a problem? i have really really soft hands for some strange ass reason..but feminine hands isnt a big deal if your masculine in important places ;)

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Minion777

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Posted at: 7/30/08 02:43 AM

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theshadowwolf

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Those squeeze thingies you put on your hands, and sqeeze...

Or do it the cheap way, and use a rubbery eraser....

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fli

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Posted at: 7/30/08 02:45 AM

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there isn't anything you can do... it's genetics. You can't just do hand englargement excercies or whatever.

You can, however, do things that make you hands manly...
Weight lifting will, with time, thicken the palms of your skin. I've seen this with many guys.

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Purpin

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Get some of those squeeze things. That might help.

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Peacekid

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Posted at: 7/30/08 02:46 AM

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At 7/30/08 02:42 AM, Scary-Kids wrote: how is that a problem? i have really really soft hands for some strange ass reason..but feminine hands isnt a big deal if your masculine in important places ;)

Feminine as in a girls pair of hands - they're oddly frail.

Right now I'm just trying to grab on the thick ends of 8-10 lbs weights and not by the ledge, just to do something to them.

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Posted at: 7/30/08 02:46 AM

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Stop sitting on the computer like a little bitch

and go outside and chop some fucking wood LIKE A REAL MAN.

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Ragenaric

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cracking your fingers helps


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Peacekid

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Posted at: 7/30/08 02:50 AM

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At 7/30/08 02:46 AM, Bazi wrote: Stop sitting on the computer like a little bitch

and go outside and chop some fucking wood LIKE A REAL MAN.

doesn't help when you live in a suburban area, man.

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ZENON

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Posted at: 7/30/08 02:54 AM

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I don't know, go and do some real work? Something that'll put calluses on your hands to make them look beefier and just generally make the skin tougher.


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Bazi

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Posted at: 7/30/08 02:57 AM

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At 7/30/08 02:50 AM, Peacekid wrote:
At 7/30/08 02:46 AM, Bazi wrote: Stop sitting on the computer like a little bitch

and go outside and chop some fucking wood LIKE A REAL MAN.
doesn't help when you live in a suburban area, man.

I was kidding haha.

Cracking your fingers as said above is good but an annoying habit.

If you break both of your hands they will regrow stronger/bigger :D

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At 7/30/08 02:37 AM, Peacekid wrote:

, so is there any way I can get ripped hands?

You should eat more fried chicken,I like da fried chicken,please I is a lonely neega.

How the fuck do I get bigger hands

TEH SPYDER ONLEE HAZ ZERO LEGGS!!! :O

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PinkFoydZeppelin

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Posted at: 7/30/08 03:27 AM

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Or you can give handjobs.

TEH SPYDER ONLEE HAZ ZERO LEGGS!!! :O

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Rhabdophobia

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Posted at: 7/30/08 03:30 AM

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sorry dude, once a pussy

always a pussy

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X3cutioner

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get a bag of rice, and punch it continuously, punch the rice (dry rice not boiled) .. not the bag
apparently it works.


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weirdphil

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I hear if you pop your knuckles a lot your knuckles will get bigger. Your hands will look much less girly I'm sure.


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