Bob's Promise

[EggfordTheEgg]

All right, before we get into the whole promise thing, let me be the first to say that Comic Con 2008 was amazing. I met so many awesome people this year and was surprised that some of you actually recognized me. Hell, even my first trip to the booth I was met by a hug from Rina-Chan, who later posted about me in her blog-like-Myspace-thing on her userpage. Check it out!

Anyway the real reason I'm here:

One of the many NG employees I talked to this year was Bob, programmer for the store and all around nice guy. However, he made the tragic mistae of hiving me a promise, one that I intend to hold him to. He said that the store will be live in 3 weeks.

That's all fine and dandy, BUT...

...I have his phone number.

3 weeks from now, assuming the new store is live, you will be seeing a new post from me with Bob's phone number. Use it wisely.

I actually do have his number.

[wreckages]

so if the store isn't live in 3 weeks, you'll post his number?

haha, interesting..

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

DON'T MESS AROUND MAN, HE'LL DO IT.

[Frank]

What the fuck kid, you were able to buy shit there at the Convention.

Why do you have to bug and press them to push something out when it's not ready?

Retarded.

[MisterUnderstood]

Blackmail is sweeeeeeeet.

[BatDan]

I've met the kid. He's fucking insane. He'll attack you with his constant need to pull you into a contest or pretend to call Wade Fulp.

Though I wasn't around when he summoned the evil spirit of Ashkinscrip 3.0.

[simon]

Why the hell do you want the store so badly anyway?

It's perfectly fine at the moment.

[Yrtnej]

If you REALLY do that, I'm sure that only the 12 year olds will call him.

[EggfordTheEgg]

Wow, chill.

It's an inside joke between me a bob.

You're fucking retarded, all of you.

[Purpin]

At 7/28/08 01:34 PM, EggfordTheEgg wrote: You're fucking retarded, all of you.

People who don't understand inside jokes that don't involve them in any way are retarded. Clever deduction good sir.

[BatDan]

At 7/28/08 01:34 PM, EggfordTheEgg wrote: Wow, chill.

It's an inside joke between me a bob.

You're fucking retarded, all of you.

Hey uh T*rest of Eggford's real name here* Inside Jokes don't go over too well on Newgroundsfolk.

It was a good attempt, but it went over everyone's heads like a Frisbee with no gravity.

[MisterUnderstood]

At 7/28/08 01:34 PM, EggfordTheEgg wrote: Wow, chill.

It's an inside joke between me a bob.

You're fucking retarded, all of you.

There's a reason why inside jokes stay INSIDE.

[BananaBreadMuffin]

At 7/28/08 01:34 PM, EggfordTheEgg wrote: Wow, chill.

It's an inside joke between me a bob.

You're fucking retarded, all of you.

omg inside joke thread lock/delete

[Strategize]

At first I thought it said "Bob's Penis".

[bob]

At 7/28/08 01:21 PM, EggfordTheEgg wrote: That's all fine and dandy, BUT...

...I have his phone number.

3 weeks from now, assuming the new store is live, you will be seeing a new post from me with Bob's phone number. Use it wisely.

I actually do have his number.

LOL yes you do you little scamp.

And you know better than to post it, because I'll delete your account even before changing my phone number. XD

I said *you* could call me, not post my number... :)

Anyway, yo

[Burnzoid]

Have you killed Frank yet?

[WingCommand]

At 7/29/08 01:33 PM, bob wrote:

At 7/28/08 01:21 PM, EggfordTheEgg wrote: That's all fine and dandy, BUT...

...I have his phone number.

3 weeks from now, assuming the new store is live, you will be seeing a new post from me with Bob's phone number. Use it wisely.

I actually do have his number.

LOL yes you do you little scamp.

And you know better than to post it, because I'll delete your account even before changing my phone number. XD

I said *you* could call me, not post my number... :)

Anyway, yo

Oh Jesus, it's Bob.

I heard on the cam one day, "Rinachan's boobs."

Does anyone have pics?

[DannyJay]

lucky. you got to meet rina! *jelouse*

Bob is cool. We hung out a bit at B A C. I cant believe you got his number. but you shouldn't post it. people are gonna spam his phone.
I gave Tom my number....I still haven't been called back. 0~0 ='(

[Parlux]

Bob is a real cool guy. Me and Techno met him at the Big apple con hes a nice person and i swear to god if you post his number i will have the right from NG to beat your ass

[DannyJay]

At 7/29/08 01:54 PM, Parlux wrote: Bob is a real cool guy. Me, TSstudios, and Techno met him at the Big apple con hes a nice person and i swear to god if you post his number i will have the right from NG to beat your ass

Fixed*.

Bob is cool. He was funny. why post bobs number? thats not cool man. just post your own.

[Scuzzfest]

At 7/28/08 01:34 PM, EggfordTheEgg wrote: Wow, chill.

It's an inside joke between me a bob.

You're fucking retarded, all of you.

Well why the fuck did you tell us all an inside joke.
That's like me making a topic about how this guy ate a whole cake and drank a bag of sugar without mentioning that he is diabetic...

[Parlux]

Fixed*.

Bob is cool. He was funny. why post bobs number? thats not cool man. just post your own.

Don't correct me TS i will kick your ass too! I said me and techno met him at the big apple con. I did not meet him with you along my side!

Wow, chill.

It's an inside joke between me a bob.

You're fucking retarded, all of you.

a huh.... thats why if you post his number you're account will be deleted.

[DannyJay]

At 7/29/08 02:03 PM, Parlux wrote:

Fixed*.

Bob is cool. He was funny. why post bobs number? thats not cool man. just post your own.

Don't correct me TS i will kick your ass too! I said me and techno met him at the big apple con. I did not meet him with you along my side!

sorry dude. but we did meet him there with you guys....

[Frank]

Tydus better keep his promise.

[Cericon]

They'll probably delete you posts, or your account, blog if you put it in there.

[BlGFUZZYKITTEN]

im the one who bumped into you and ran.
you smell good, what do you wear?

[Hornby]

At 7/29/08 01:33 PM, bob wrote: Anyway, yo

You got Bob, my favouritest..est-est admin to post in your thread

POST ON MY USERPAGE PLEASE BOB, CALL ME A FAGGOT! WHATEVER YOU WANT

[Frank]

At 7/28/08 01:21 PM, EggfordTheEgg wrote: 3 weeks from now, assuming the new store is live, you will be seeing a new post from me with Bob's phone number. Use it wisely.

where is it

are you a liar

[BlueFlameSkulls]

At 8/18/08 04:39 AM, Frank wrote: where is it

are you a liar

Ah I was going to bump this topic too.

[GenericName54]

At 7/29/08 01:33 PM, bob wrote:

At 7/28/08 01:21 PM, EggfordTheEgg wrote: That's all fine and dandy, BUT...

...I have his phone number.

3 weeks from now, assuming the new store is live, you will be seeing a new post from me with Bob's phone number. Use it wisely.

I actually do have his number.

LOL yes you do you little scamp.

And you know better than to post it, because I'll delete your account even before changing my phone number. XD

I said *you* could call me, not post my number... :)

Anyway, yo

You know, I once asked you how annoying it was to get 200 or so messages about the same post-redesign bug over and over again and pulling out 1 or 2 new ones occasionally on a scale of 1-10 and you replied

"I look at it this way: I could be working at any of my old jobs and hating it."

I want my numerical answer Bob.