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At 7/28/08 01:36 PM, fuffman wrote:

At 7/28/08 01:29 PM, WingCommand wrote:

At 7/28/08 01:12 PM, fuffman wrote:

At 7/28/08 01:09 PM, Swolfx wrote: Newgrounds, what is the best way to shed unwanted pounds and get great muscle definition?

i am going to have to disagree with you there. sex is the best way to shed unwanted pounds. and in two hours ten pounds are gone

And If you can't get sex (you ugly fuck), fap your brains out.

I was masturbating last night, and when I finished, there was literally a puddle on my fucking chair.

A puddle of cum :D

hey dill hole, how could a girl jerk off? Any girl can get a guy.
So girl who posed this find a guy and have a good time.

Thank you for being the first person to notice!!! I've got a boyfriend and he enjoys taking me out for meals (hence the weight gain). I play womens football (soccer) but im just not shifting the weight.

How can i stop eating junk food when its soo tasy and i have disposable income!

barf

At 7/28/08 01:41 PM, Swolfx wrote:

At 7/28/08 01:36 PM, fuffman wrote:

At 7/28/08 01:29 PM, WingCommand wrote: A

Thank you for being the first person to notice!!! I've got a boyfriend and he enjoys taking me out for meals (hence the weight gain). I play womens football (soccer) but im just not shifting the weight.

How can i stop eating junk food when its soo tasy and i have disposable income!

I'm sorry that I did not know that you are a girl. It's not my fault that 99% of Newgrounds is male.

At 7/28/08 01:40 PM, Ungar wrote: If there are any girls on the internet, they are fat rejects.

and with muscles big enough to make your cock shrivel!!

if i can find a camera i'll snap a piccy of my arm and show you.

Lipozene! It's clinically proven to help reduce body fat and weight!

Thank you for being the first person to notice!!! I've got a boyfriend and he enjoys taking me out for meals (hence the weight gain). I play womens football (soccer) but im just not shifting the weight.

How can i stop eating junk food when its soo tasy and i have disposable income!

try only eating kosher food. it will help out alot

At 7/28/08 01:41 PM, Swolfx wrote: How can i stop eating junk food when its soo tasy and i have disposable income!

Just make sure not to overdo it. If you exercise a lot, then just count calories and ignore the whole metabolism thing of eating every 3 hours. Eat a day's worth of Butterfingers, just count the calories and make sure to eat 500 calories less than what your body needs.

Not that a day's worth of Butterfingers is healthy or anything...

At 7/28/08 01:43 PM, Swolfx wrote:

At 7/28/08 01:40 PM, Ungar wrote: If there are any girls on the internet, they are fat rejects.

and with muscles big enough to make your cock shrivel!!

if i can find a camera i'll snap a piccy of my arm and show you.

i kind of have a personal question for you, how much do you weigh and how tall are you?

At 7/28/08 01:53 PM, fuffman wrote:
i kind of have a personal question for you, how much do you weigh and how tall are you?

5ft 8....15.7 stone

At 7/28/08 02:08 PM, Swolfx wrote:

At 7/28/08 01:53 PM, fuffman wrote:
i kind of have a personal question for you, how much do you weigh and how tall are you?

5ft 8....15.7 stone

It could be worse.
yeah have sex with you boyfriend for about two hours a night for two weeks and you should be down to 13 stone. But it is going to have to be some wild sex. None of that just laing there.

Start smoking crack.

The Atkins diet?

Read up on the stuff inside of here, maybe even buy the abs diet book if your serious about losing weight, it's not really a diet... just a book on how to eat better and exercise right and in turn you lose weight.

Well, my father is a martial arts trainer. So I can take advantage of that and be able to have full control to work out at his gym at any time.

Ask Frank.

Run a marathon everyday and get into hard labour.