Forum Topic: If you ever got a hold of a vagina.

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At 7/28/08 05:58 AM, Penboy wrote: Wear it as a hat.

Yeah, I'd have to say I'm with you there

Anything else would be silly

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I'd live in it.

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At 7/28/08 06:54 AM, MojoFilter wrote:
At 7/28/08 05:58 AM, Penboy wrote: Wear it as a hat.
Yeah, I'd have to say I'm with you there

Anything else would be silly

You could teach it tricks.

Here is what a brunette vagina might look like.

If you ever got a hold of a vagina.

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idk but i heard you can put your weed in there

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At 7/28/08 07:23 AM, ImlunchBoxx wrote: idk but i heard you can put your weed in there

Here is an image of Captain Kirk playing with his pet vagina's.

:3

If you ever got a hold of a vagina.

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I would get inside it and build a lemonade stand

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Spock claims that the Vaginas have a calming effect on the human nervous system!

If you ever got a hold of a vagina.

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At 7/28/08 07:24 AM, cast wrote: Here is an image of Captain Kirk playing with his pet vagina's.

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lulz, the one last vaginer that fell out at the very end and bonked him on the head ha ha ha

Here is a picture of an off Broadway production I recently attended in Tribeca. Photography was not permitted so I had to be more than creative in my methods of concealing my camera. We are hoping the smell will simply go away on its own over time.

It was a low budget, limited engagement musical called "Ghostlight Vaginae."
When those meatcurtains dropped on the final act, there wasn't a dry eye in the house.

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At 7/28/08 06:42 AM, StLazarus wrote:
At 7/28/08 06:39 AM, jrhager84 wrote: Watch your mouth. I saw 5 or 6 evil auras in a row, and went with it. I'm glad you have such a meaningless life you actually had time to count each individual post..........LOL

I'd tell you to buy a life, but that's not possible. ^_^
wow learn to quote nooby lOL

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rent it out to people for 50 bucks an hour :p

if some homosexual wants it, i'll rent it to him.
if a guy wanting to be a girl wants it i'll rent it too him xP


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Teh internetz is serious business guyz!!

erm....not...

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-looks down-
Let it sit there and gather dust.

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At 7/28/08 08:23 AM, Ghoulishtie wrote: Teh internetz is serious business guyz!!

erm....not...

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT IN EVEN POSTING THIS?!

Are you sick? I'm feeling sick.

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At 7/28/08 08:28 AM, laurenmom wrote: -looks down-
Let it sit there and gather dust.

I'm sorry you have a dusty vagina. Air freshener maybe? LOL

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At 7/28/08 08:50 AM, jrhager84 wrote:
At 7/28/08 08:28 AM, laurenmom wrote: -looks down-
Let it sit there and gather dust.
I'm sorry you have a dusty vagina. Air freshener maybe? LOL

Don't persuade people to teach their vagina's how to huff, who the fuck are you? The anti christ?

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I actually have a vagina here right now. I use it to connect to the internet. Yes, vaginas now have internet access.

This looks squint.

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I would snort cocaine on a vagina.

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At 7/28/08 08:58 AM, LOLZILLA wrote: I actually have a vagina here right now. I use it to connect to the internet. Yes, vaginas now have internet access.

Amazing news, can you tell me any other fun facts about the modern vagina?

I AM taking notes.

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You guys are all sick fucking assholes with issues your responses are horrible and morally wrong. I would at least do something socially acceptable and make it the new home for my hamster so it can finally move out of my ass. It's a pretty shitty place to live.

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Well a couple of days ago i had sex with the last one i touched ......... and it was pretty nice so yeah i wouldn't mind doing that again :D

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I'd put my penis in it and cum so the vagina can have a baby

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At 7/28/08 09:30 AM, cast wrote: Amazing news, can you tell me any other fun facts about the modern vagina?

I AM taking notes.

Yes I can, and I highly suggest you all take notes.

Rumour has it that a major banking company is going to purchase all vaginas and install them with ATMs so you can withdraw cash and check your balance with a vagina very soon.

Vaginas are also a natural source of coal and oil so unless all the vaginas die out we have no need to worry about running out of fuel.

This looks squint.

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See if it makes a good Frisbee.

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At 7/28/08 09:37 AM, acidcrash3 wrote: You guys are all sick fucking assholes with issues your responses are horrible and morally wrong. I would at least do something socially acceptable and make it the new home for my hamster so it can finally move out of my ass. It's a pretty shitty place to live.

hahaha you so silly

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I would make a post about it.

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At 7/28/08 09:49 AM, LOLZILLA wrote: Yes I can, and I highly suggest you all take notes.

I am.

Rumour has it that a major banking company is going to purchase all vaginas and install them with ATMs so you can withdraw cash and check your balance with a vagina very soon.

But with internet access can we not do this online?

Vaginas are also a natural source of coal and oil so unless all the vaginas die out we have no need to worry about running out of fuel.

America is Saved!!! Vagina's for president!! '08!!!

In other news today, vaginas have been found to be the solution to all of humanities problems.

I would use my vagina to hold my phone and wallet.


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At 7/28/08 09:55 AM, DCorp wrote: I would make a post about it.

To all of you guys replying this same lame ass reply, what would you do with the vagina itself?

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At 7/28/08 09:57 AM, Swordstick76 wrote:
At 7/28/08 09:49 AM, LOLZILLA wrote:
Rumour has it that a major banking company is going to purchase all vaginas and install them with ATMs so you can withdraw cash and check your balance with a vagina very soon.
But with internet access can we not do this online?

Dude, the vagina's are going to spit out money somehow, computers can't do that!

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At 7/28/08 10:02 AM, cast wrote:
At 7/28/08 09:57 AM, Swordstick76 wrote:
At 7/28/08 09:49 AM, LOLZILLA wrote:
Rumour has it that a major banking company is going to purchase all vaginas and install them with ATMs so you can withdraw cash and check your balance with a vagina very soon.
But with internet access can we not do this online?
Dude, the vagina's are going to spit out money somehow, computers can't do that!

Wait....is that why there are so many gold diggers, to refuel their money spitting vaginas?.

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