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Response to Front lawn. Huge wasp nest. Carnage 2008-07-27 19:16:02 Reply

This topic is very interesting, I've always been fascinated by nature, and the structures that insects make. Hell, it must take a hell of an architect to build something so perfect out of wood, dirt an leaves. Also, how did they die? Did the thing drop down, or did you cut it off? Why cut it off, I can see that they ay have been a hazard, but i just don't like the idea of it. I think of it as a giant stomping on my town or something. Oh well, at least you have good reason for it.


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Response to Front lawn. Huge wasp nest. Carnage 2008-07-27 19:17:12 Reply

You should raise them and tame them to obey you every command...

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Response to Front lawn. Huge wasp nest. Carnage 2008-07-27 19:18:12 Reply

The obvious answer:

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Response to Front lawn. Huge wasp nest. Carnage 2008-07-27 19:29:34 Reply

Shit, thats like the wasp equivalent of the death star!


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Response to Front lawn. Huge wasp nest. Carnage 2008-07-27 19:33:03 Reply

Here's a view of all the wasps one last time before I tossed them all in the trash, in case you doubt the number. It's really hard to describe the feeling you get when you shovel hundreds of small, flying, dead killing machines in to a container.

Some of them have been cropped out.

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Response to Front lawn. Huge wasp nest. Carnage 2008-07-27 19:35:03 Reply

You missed a perfect chance to become the Pain from MGS3.


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Response to Front lawn. Huge wasp nest. Carnage 2008-07-27 19:35:47 Reply

At 7/27/08 07:06 PM, RageVI wrote: Here is another closeup of another portion of the nest.

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Response to Front lawn. Huge wasp nest. Carnage 2008-07-27 19:41:06 Reply

At 7/27/08 07:35 PM, solardave wrote: You missed a perfect chance to become the Pain from MGS3.

He creeped the shit out of me.


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Response to Front lawn. Huge wasp nest. Carnage 2008-07-27 19:43:10 Reply

At 7/27/08 04:35 PM, RageVI wrote: Jesus Christ, people. Look at this thing that was hanging in a tree ten fucking feet away from our front door.

This wasn't here a week ago. In fact, I don't think it was even here a few days ago. Otherwise I probably would have been owned by this thing when I mowed the lawn. It was low-hanging, only about four feet above the grass.

It's a nest full of bald-faced hornets. My father was stung around 16 times by them while doing yard work about a week ago. We figured that they were underneath our front sidewalk since he saw them coming out of the ground. They probably moved to the tree nearby after we sprayed insecticide all over the place.

We sprayed the nest last night when all the bees should have been inside. I'll show you a handful of crazy-ass pictures. I'll tell you how many bodies I counted once I post all the images.

We begin with the nest as of yesterday shortly after its discovery. The wasps you see on it are alive and well, probably continuously making this monstrosity larger.

Your father was strung "16 times"? (ROFLMAO) That's fucking hilarious! You think a hornets nest 4 feet in diameter is impressive? I grew up in Florida, where the insects are larger and more aggressive than a rabid Greman Shepard on steroids. I've seen black paper wasps the size of my thumb with a stinger that would make your balls lodge in your fucking throat. Wasps and hornets don't build nests in Florida, they take over a structure and build a god damned city.

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Response to Front lawn. Huge wasp nest. Carnage 2008-07-27 19:52:16 Reply

At 7/27/08 07:43 PM, RawOysterAddict wrote: You think a hornets nest 4 feet in diameter is impressive? I grew up in Florida, where the insects are more aggressive than a rabid Greman Shepard on steroids. I've seen black paper wasps with a stinger that would make your balls lodge in your fucking throat. Wasps and hornets don't build nests in Florida, they take over a structure and build a god damned city.

Yea I've seen those d in Florida...the spiders would make you shit bricks...they're not to be messed with


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Response to Front lawn. Huge wasp nest. Carnage 2008-07-27 19:52:18 Reply

DEATH TO THE INSECTOIDS THEY HAVE NO PLACE ON OUR GLORIOUS PLANET

Except the dragonflies. I like them.

But I agree about croaking the wasps. Honeybees are the only good member of the "bee" family, because they pollinate the flowers. (the treehugger in me speaking now.)

And as for that wasp paper, that stuff is epic. I peeled some off a wasp's nest that had died a while back, and it was really spiffy.


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Response to Front lawn. Huge wasp nest. Carnage 2008-07-27 19:56:11 Reply

At 7/27/08 07:43 PM, RawOysterAddict wrote:
Your father was strung "16 times"? (ROFLMAO) That's fucking hilarious!

Nice job saying all that shit under the false pretense that I was trying to impress people. We have those wasps here, too.

P.S. You must be incredible, what, with your geographic location and all.

Anyway, this reminds me of those scenes you see in movies showing the aftermath of battles with bodies littering the landscape.

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Response to Front lawn. Huge wasp nest. Carnage 2008-07-27 19:57:42 Reply

And one more image. I think this concludes the pictorial segment of my "Oh snap!-esque" thread.

Discuss.

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Response to Front lawn. Huge wasp nest. Carnage 2008-07-27 19:58:07 Reply

At 7/27/08 07:33 PM, RageVI wrote: Here's a view of all the wasps one last time before I tossed them all in the trash, in case you doubt the number. It's really hard to describe the feeling you get when you shovel hundreds of small, flying, dead killing machines in to a container.

Some of them have been cropped out.

you should've put the nest on fire. all you need is wd40 and a grill lighter and you have your wasp killer

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Response to Front lawn. Huge wasp nest. Carnage 2008-07-27 20:00:17 Reply

Holy shit. I... I want to find a nest like that now. I wanna take it apart and stuff! I'd probably mash all the little flying asshole larva with a pair of needle nose pliers, but holy shit.

Lotta hornets.


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Response to Front lawn. Huge wasp nest. Carnage 2008-07-27 20:00:54 Reply

HOLY CRAP!!! I wouldn't get near that thing for a thousand bucks.


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Response to Front lawn. Huge wasp nest. Carnage 2008-07-27 20:06:16 Reply

Be grateful it wasn't these kind you had to kill... Then you could have needed a flamethrower for real...

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Response to Front lawn. Huge wasp nest. Carnage 2008-07-27 20:45:45 Reply

Lol back where I live their nests are 30 cm in diameter and the largest ones are 50 cm.. And their inhabitants don't grove bigger than 5 cm. I looove to live in Europe!


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Response to Front lawn. Huge wasp nest. Carnage 2008-07-27 20:54:29 Reply

I wouldn't have the balls to open that thing up.

I'd figure under the bodies of the first 100 the spray wouldn't get through and you would have the other 280 pissed off at you, and ready to murder.


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Response to Front lawn. Huge wasp nest. Carnage 2008-07-27 21:11:39 Reply

At 7/27/08 08:54 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: I wouldn't have the balls to open that thing up.

I'd figure under the bodies of the first 100 the spray wouldn't get through and you would have the other 280 pissed off at you, and ready to murder.

Agreed. I'd have just sprayed it, poked a hole in it with a stick, and tossed it in my fireplace.

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Response to Front lawn. Huge wasp nest. Carnage 2008-07-27 21:20:21 Reply

dude,.............anomals are cool, and i like seeing crazy natural stuff hapen, like that. but that freaks me out! not kiddind, i would torch that thind at first sight! :)

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Response to Front lawn. Huge wasp nest. Carnage 2008-07-27 21:35:24 Reply

That full image you linked to will make a fine wallpaper!


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Response to Front lawn. Huge wasp nest. Carnage 2008-07-27 21:43:48 Reply

"W.......why?"

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Response to Front lawn. Huge wasp nest. Carnage 2008-07-27 21:50:49 Reply

Hah, talk about the final solution of the wasp question!

I got stung a week ago by a wasp while trying to grab some bags. It turned out they were starting a colony with their nest being the size of a large golf ball.

Also:

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Response to Front lawn. Huge wasp nest. Carnage 2008-07-27 23:14:38 Reply

You should've burned the bastards, but oh well. I guess you had your fun.


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Response to Front lawn. Huge wasp nest. Carnage 2008-07-27 23:20:35 Reply

Yup those are yellow jackets,

BTW, in Arkansas, I saw these huge black monster wasps, over an inch long

Of course this thing from Japan

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Response to Front lawn. Huge wasp nest. Carnage 2008-07-27 23:21:53 Reply

At 7/27/08 11:20 PM, TheLoneReviewer wrote: Yup those are yellow jackets,

BTW, in Arkansas, I saw these huge black monster wasps, over an inch long

Of course this thing from Japan

Beats all of them

This thing is FREAKY

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Response to Front lawn. Huge wasp nest. Carnage 2008-07-27 23:30:12 Reply

At 7/27/08 11:21 PM, TheLoneReviewer wrote:
At 7/27/08 11:20 PM, TheLoneReviewer wrote: Yup those are yellow jackets,
BTW, in Arkansas, I saw these huge black monster wasps, over an inch long
Of course this thing from Japan
Beats all of them
This thing is FREAKY

Damn. That is a pretty big bee. Is that for real?

Oh and next time I hope you get killer bees and show us some cool shots :/

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Response to Front lawn. Huge wasp nest. Carnage 2008-07-27 23:40:52 Reply

It's a Japanese Giant wasp, Which ironically can also be found in China

It kills and then eats the contents of honeybee hives, one wasp can destroy an entire hive.

They do a lot of havoc to the Chinese beekeepers

I've read that the sting is INCREDIBLY painful due to the amount of venom they can pump into you

There have been cases where a few dozen of these have killed an adult person.

If you are wondering, I didn't take the pictures myself.

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Response to Front lawn. Huge wasp nest. Carnage 2008-07-28 00:01:56 Reply

At 7/27/08 11:52 PM, Mendou wrote:
At 7/27/08 11:40 PM, TheLoneReviewer wrote: It's a Japanese Giant wasp, Which ironically can also be found in China

If you are wondering, I didn't take the pictures myself.
Well duh, I doubt you live in China.

Yeah, its just to reassure the people who don't pick up on the subtle subtext