Due to a bad case of insomnia, I have been unable to fall asleep. Instead, I have resorted to lying awake for hours on end. As I was trying to go to bed; I heard strange noises coming from my sister's room. I get up and put my ear against the wall (her room is directly next to mine), and guess what I heard: yes, obviously sex. In particular, I heard moaning and soft tapping. And no, she wasn't masturbating. My evidence? After a little bit, I heard her leave her room and go to the bathroom. She came back, and she had a conversation with a guy. Nope, I do not know who this guy is, in fact, I do not believe she has a boyfriend as she broke up with her boyfriend several weeks ago.
Why did I post this other then epic lulz?
I need a way to embarrass her. You see, this very same thing happened a few weeks ago, but all I did was knock on the door to let her know that I could hear her. This was not very satisfying to me and I felt that I wasted a good opportunity. Of course I told my friends, but I need a good story this time.
I thought of telling my whole family, but then my sister would obviously know it was me that told them. I've been thinking of either calling or texting her anonymously..
Yes, this is sadly true, as I would not make this up. This happened about a hour ago, at approx 2:00 AM EST.
This is my sister BTW, and yes, she always dresses like this unfortunately:
TLDR; I heard my sister having sex at 2 in the morning.