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My Sister Is A Slut Jul. 27th, 2008 @ 03:29 AM

Due to a bad case of insomnia, I have been unable to fall asleep. Instead, I have resorted to lying awake for hours on end. As I was trying to go to bed; I heard strange noises coming from my sister's room. I get up and put my ear against the wall (her room is directly next to mine), and guess what I heard: yes, obviously sex. In particular, I heard moaning and soft tapping. And no, she wasn't masturbating. My evidence? After a little bit, I heard her leave her room and go to the bathroom. She came back, and she had a conversation with a guy. Nope, I do not know who this guy is, in fact, I do not believe she has a boyfriend as she broke up with her boyfriend several weeks ago.

Why did I post this other then epic lulz?

I need a way to embarrass her. You see, this very same thing happened a few weeks ago, but all I did was knock on the door to let her know that I could hear her. This was not very satisfying to me and I felt that I wasted a good opportunity. Of course I told my friends, but I need a good story this time.

I thought of telling my whole family, but then my sister would obviously know it was me that told them. I've been thinking of either calling or texting her anonymously..

Yes, this is sadly true, as I would not make this up. This happened about a hour ago, at approx 2:00 AM EST.

This is my sister BTW, and yes, she always dresses like this unfortunately:

TLDR; I heard my sister having sex at 2 in the morning.

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Response to My Sister Is A Slut Jul. 27th, 2008 @ 03:31 AM

make an 4chan post

it will become famous overnight


Cheating? I like to call it strategic opportunity.

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Response to My Sister Is A Slut Jul. 27th, 2008 @ 03:31 AM

Your sister had sex. Woah, big deal.

Just let her be. If she wants to be a slut, let her be a slut.


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Response to My Sister Is A Slut Jul. 27th, 2008 @ 03:33 AM

Mind giving me her number ;3


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Response to My Sister Is A Slut Jul. 27th, 2008 @ 03:33 AM

At 7/27/08 03:31 AM, Ragenaric wrote: make an 4chan post

it will become famous overnight

4chan? Sorry, I refuse to go on that website. If you want to make it for me; go ahead.

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Response to My Sister Is A Slut Jul. 27th, 2008 @ 03:33 AM

I'm thinking blackmail.


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Response to My Sister Is A Slut Jul. 27th, 2008 @ 03:34 AM

whats her cel number dude


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Response to My Sister Is A Slut Jul. 27th, 2008 @ 03:34 AM

Put a grenade up her vagina.


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Response to My Sister Is A Slut Jul. 27th, 2008 @ 03:36 AM

I'd knock da dust off dat pusssay!


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Response to My Sister Is A Slut Jul. 27th, 2008 @ 03:36 AM

I would post her number, but then someone would inevitably tell her that her brother gave them it, and I would get in a lot of shit. Sorry. :(

She has a Facebook, but I'm not giving it out for the exact same reason. I'll post more pictures if you guys want me to, though..

Ugh. She is a really stuck up overdramatic bitch, though, she isn't worth the time.

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Response to My Sister Is A Slut Jul. 27th, 2008 @ 03:39 AM

At 7/27/08 03:36 AM, MARINO wrote:
She has a Facebook, but I'm not giving it out for the exact same reason. I'll post more pictures if you guys want me to, though..

Ugh. She is a really stuck up overdramatic bitch, though, she isn't worth the time.

Go on ahead and post more pictures.


Oh. Gooby.

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Response to My Sister Is A Slut Jul. 27th, 2008 @ 03:39 AM

let the wave of "number plz" or "myspace plz" replys... BEGIN!

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Response to My Sister Is A Slut Jul. 27th, 2008 @ 03:42 AM

...are you serious? She has sex big deal who doesn't these days damn.


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Response to My Sister Is A Slut Jul. 27th, 2008 @ 03:43 AM

blah, a 4chan topic would have pwned (although not to the extent of a new meme)


Cheating? I like to call it strategic opportunity.

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Response to My Sister Is A Slut Jul. 27th, 2008 @ 03:44 AM

At 7/27/08 03:31 AM, Ragenaric wrote: make an 4chan post

it will become famous overnight

I guess this information is only slowly spreading around the internet, but 4chan has been in a ddos attack for about a week, it's been down. There's a blogspot by moot to keep the status but i don't have the link.

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Response to My Sister Is A Slut Jul. 27th, 2008 @ 03:47 AM

Oh, so that was YOU knocking that other night...

You guys live in a nice neighborhood.

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Response to My Sister Is A Slut Jul. 27th, 2008 @ 03:47 AM

At 7/27/08 03:34 AM, esko-man wrote: Rape her...

and some other text to abide by the rules but still keep it classic ;)

grats man, you are the most fucked up guy in here esko-man

and also, i am sorry to hear that your sister is like this. dude, do something, call a crysis line because one of these days, she will become pregnant at a young age and your family will be messed up. really, and for the people who want to hate on my reply, fuck you.


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Response to My Sister Is A Slut Jul. 27th, 2008 @ 03:50 AM

At 7/27/08 03:47 AM, Spartanizzo wrote: grats man, you are the most fucked up guy in here esko-man

Two years ago I would just be up to forum standards... What happened Newgrounds, What happened?

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Response to My Sister Is A Slut Jul. 27th, 2008 @ 03:51 AM

At 7/27/08 03:49 AM, MARINO wrote: More pics for the desperate.

Password?


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Response to My Sister Is A Slut Jul. 27th, 2008 @ 03:52 AM

At 7/27/08 03:50 AM, esko-man wrote:
At 7/27/08 03:47 AM, Spartanizzo wrote: grats man, you are the most fucked up guy in here esko-man
Two years ago I would just be up to forum standards... What happened Newgrounds, What happened?

you know what happened? they let fucking 14 year old lvl 13 asshats who think they are all powerful because they have loads of posts when they have no life come on the forum.


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Response to My Sister Is A Slut Jul. 27th, 2008 @ 03:52 AM

At 7/27/08 03:49 AM, MARINO wrote: More pics for the desperate.

sorry, whats you album password again? should be the same as your account password...

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Response to My Sister Is A Slut Jul. 27th, 2008 @ 03:54 AM

At 7/27/08 03:52 AM, Spartanizzo wrote:
you know what happened? they let fucking 14 year old lvl 13 asshats who think they are all powerful because they have loads of posts when they have no life come on the forum.

Oh alright, thanks for clearing that up.. I'll be on the lookout for those users.

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Response to My Sister Is A Slut Jul. 27th, 2008 @ 03:56 AM

At 7/27/08 03:54 AM, esko-man wrote:
At 7/27/08 03:52 AM, Spartanizzo wrote:
you know what happened? they let fucking 14 year old lvl 13 asshats who think they are all powerful because they have loads of posts when they have no life come on the forum.
Oh alright, thanks for clearing that up.. I'll be on the lookout for those users.

good


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Response to My Sister Is A Slut Jul. 27th, 2008 @ 03:56 AM

At 7/27/08 03:49 AM, MARINO wrote: More pics for the desperate.

Password is required for further investigation. Oh, btw; how old is your sister?


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Response to My Sister Is A Slut Jul. 27th, 2008 @ 03:59 AM

At 7/27/08 03:31 AM, Ragenaric wrote: make an 4chan post

it will become famous overnight

I was about to say that. Dude, go there. They have like legions of inmature 13 year olds waiting for posting the perfect blackmailing.


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Response to My Sister Is A Slut Jul. 27th, 2008 @ 04:01 AM

At 7/27/08 03:59 AM, TwistedPersonality wrote: I was about to say that. Dude, go there. They have like legions of inmature 13 year olds waiting for posting the perfect blackmailing.

LEGIONS

Seriously, wtf? Legions? Correction: lots

RAWR.

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Response to My Sister Is A Slut Jul. 27th, 2008 @ 04:03 AM

Pass: marino

Age of sister: 19

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Response to My Sister Is A Slut Jul. 27th, 2008 @ 04:04 AM

At 7/27/08 04:03 AM, MARINO wrote: Pass: marino

Age of sister: 19

EVERYONE HURRY!

Internet Stampede

RAWR.

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Response to My Sister Is A Slut Jul. 27th, 2008 @ 04:08 AM

At 7/27/08 04:03 AM, MARINO wrote: Pass: marino

Age of sister: 19

I have no problem with her.

She seems like a perfectly nice girl.


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Response to My Sister Is A Slut Jul. 27th, 2008 @ 04:09 AM

It seems i couldnt resist adding comments to every picture...

I found them somewhat clever

RAWR.

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