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Just talk to her. Easy, yet complicated.

Stop talking like a 19th century Brit.

Stop talking in verbose and maybe she'll fancy you back.

Loving the discreet advice here.

It deserves a Wikihow article.

PIHB

lol sorry for laughing.

First off does she like you? If she doesnt like you then I doubt its going to happen. If you feel that she does like you then you need to either:

A. Lay it on the line.

Tell her how you feel, girls like sobby shit. Tell her how beautiful you think she is and how she makes you feel. You cant act all fuckin weird and nerdy though you need to approach her like a man.
personally this is your best bet.

B. play games with her. Hint that you like her but dont actually tell her. Give her little giftss and shit if you want to. This is the middle school approach though and I wouldnt do this one.

goodluck either way.

PS dont be shy that can seriously ruin good oppurtunities ESPECIALLY when it comes to sex.

Be nice to her, make jokes and just be a good friend to her. Don't rush things and just be someone to talk to for her.

Talk about your interest, get to know what she likes.

Just don't rush things.

Dinner? Movie? Compliment?

Sounds about solid.

If she's majorly hot, talk about 'lol, u must get hit on alot, huh?' (in some form or manner). It's my special backdoor tactic, you get them to talk about 'ugh so many guys hitting on me'. It's like, you rock up talking about something other than her tits. It's refreshing.
After that, it's up to you to use your cunning wit and charm to win her over and plant the seed of life.

At 7/26/08 11:06 PM, Bruute wrote: lol sorry for laughing.

Tell her how you feel, girls like sobby shit. Tell her how beautiful you think she is and how she makes you feel. You cant act all fuckin weird and nerdy though you need to approach her like a man.
personally this is your best bet.

lol no. Thats not gonna work.

Wear a monocle, sip tea, smoke from a pipe, and use an extended vocabulary.

At 7/26/08 09:18 PM, Gatling wrote: Dear fellow-Newgrounders,

I seem to have fallen in love with one of the opposite gender. I'd like to ask you if you have any tips on about how I should discretely enter her reproductive organ.
Thanks in advance.

-Gatling

why the fuck did you come to newgrounds for advise.
most of these people are probably going to say rape or some shit like that.

Show her your moves!

I think I have a boner.

At 7/27/08 12:15 AM, MeLucky wrote:

At 7/26/08 11:06 PM, Bruute wrote: lol sorry for laughing.

lol no. Thats not gonna work.

Get layed often Mr.14 year old?

Just do something chill and go to coffee or drinks. Do not go for dinner. Do not order wine from 1968.

But you have a 99.99999% of failing pretty fucking hard. Oh well.

Just be yourself. Don't act like someone else. Be nice to her.

Easy, yet complicated stuff.

At 7/27/08 12:25 AM, alucardxmeow wrote: Show her your moves!

Somebody beat you to it, pal.

At 7/27/08 12:40 AM, Bruute wrote:

At 7/27/08 12:15 AM, MeLucky wrote:

At 7/26/08 11:06 PM, Bruute wrote: lol sorry for laughing.

lol no. Thats not gonna work.

Get layed often Mr.14 year old?

Obviously I have a better chance than you, judging from your blurb on your userpage.
Shown here:

"Been a newgrounds member since like 02, wish I would have been voting this entire time the level 60 icon is fuckin PIMP! But I did the math and it would take like 10years or some shit lawl! Think I might stay at 15 for awhile..."

Get layed often Mr. 20 year-old?

At 7/27/08 01:57 AM, MeLucky wrote:

At 7/27/08 12:40 AM, Bruute wrote:

At 7/27/08 12:15 AM, MeLucky wrote:

At 7/26/08 11:06 PM, Bruute wrote: lol sorry for laughing.

lol no. Thats not gonna work.

Get layed often Mr.14 year old?

Obviously I have a better chance than you, judging from your blurb on your userpage.
Shown here:

"Been a newgrounds member since like 02, wish I would have been voting this entire time the level 60 icon is fuckin PIMP! But I did the math and it would take like 10years or some shit lawl! Think I might stay at 15 for awhile..."

Get layed often Mr. 20 year-old?

LOL! OWNED!!!! P3WN3D!!!! I woulda said get out of t he house often Mr. 20 year old? but i cant talk :)
ANYWAYS OWNED!!!!!!

Anyone who thinks the OP is serious is mentally retarded.

lawl zomg Newgrounds is one of 2 websites I visit, the only reason ive been on the computer so much is because im babysitting. I happen to have a few friends with benifits. Kthxbai

So...ur saying you've been babysitting for 5 years? constantly?

At 7/27/08 02:27 AM, MeLucky wrote: So...ur saying you've been babysitting for 5 years? constantly?

rofl If I had been on this site for 5 years every single day I damn sure would have a higher post count and a higher level. As a matter of fact I was in-active for over a year =]

Actually make that a couple of years =[ you actually got me curios so I looked over my posts...
I hate my life without teh internetz /crai