god of war is a fucking lame game where you play as some stupid blue guy who kill some stupid monsters from some gay ass old religion that no one beileves in any more.
resident evil four is some gay piace of dog poop where you play as some gay loser whos in love with the gay guy and turns down offers for sex from wemon becuase he only likes men.
the grand theft auto series is a bunch of gay games where you play as these stupid gay bank robbers who go around killing people and having sex with hookers to cover up thier gayness, also you play in lame cities based on gay ass cities no one goes to anymore.
bully is a game where you can kiss a dude, gay.
pyschonuats is a game where you play as a guy who goes into peoples heads, obviously an euthamisiom for intercourse, gay.
halo is a really gay game where you play as some gay loser in a suit who fights a bunch of gay aliens in a gay universe.
call of duty is a gay game where you play as a bunch of guys who are probebly dead now.
bioshock is a gay game where you go to some gay underwater fort of gayness and have sex with giant scuba guys.
mario is a really old gay game where you play as some really short gay guy from brooklin who jumps on gay turtles while a giant lizard has sex with the princess to mask his gayness in his gay castle whitch the princess isn't even in.
sonic is totaly hardcore, but tails is gay.
prince of persia is a game where you fight jews who are trying to eat your nukes.
destroy all humans is a gay game where you play as a gay alien who sticks probes up men's asses.
the legend of zelda is a gay game where GANNON AND IHS MINNIONS HAVE INVADED THE ISLAND OF CORIDIE.
jak and daxter is a gay game where your stoner freind is turned into a lame ass rodent and you both have gay furry sex.
cane and lynch is a game where you play as two highly unlovable assholes trying to kill anyone who gives them a bad review.
madden NFL is a gay game where you chase around balls and shower with guys.
need for speed is a gay game where you drive around some gay cars on some gay tracks.
kirby is a gay game, unless kirby is a girl, is it?
WoW is a gay game where you fight gay monsters, and none of them are sewers rats, whitch would kick ass, i love generaic rat killing!
superman 64 is the best game ever made, you fly thru a bunch of fucking awesome rings until you can pick up and throw cars and they explode all cool and shit, and then you fly thru more awesome rings, FUCK YEAH!
*takes bow*
*curtain closes*
