7/11 is an inside job

[Gunter45]

All the stocking, the inventory work, manning the register, it's all done inside the store.

I've seen the employees outside, but I was pretty sure that's because they were taking a smoke break and that totally doesn't count.

My eyes are open, fuck you.

[Kain-Ceverus]

I fucking knew it! "Have a nice day" is a code. I fucking knew it.

[Mr-Brightside]

I realised this awhile back, I'm glad you are opening more people's eyes.

[dercheezle]

At 7/25/08 04:40 PM, Gunter45 wrote: All the stocking, the inventory work, manning the register, it's all done inside the store.

I've seen the employees outside, but I was pretty sure that's because they were taking a smoke break and that totally doesn't count.

My eyes are open, fuck you.

How in the world could it even possibly be an "inside job." There's no reason why the Government would want to kill so many innocent people.

Something tells me you're just paranoid.

[Strongbow]

At 7/25/08 04:42 PM, dercheezle wrote: Something tells me you're just paranoid.

You're probably thinking of 9/11.

[Gunter45]

At 7/25/08 04:42 PM, dercheezle wrote: How in the world could it even possibly be an "inside job."

Because all the work is done inside? You know, as opposed to an outside job like road work.

There's no reason why the Government would want to kill so many innocent people.

No blood for Slurpies.

Something tells me you're just paranoid.

Something tells me you need to fucking read what you're quoting.

[ad-tame-kemestrees]

demolition

[Gunter45]

At 7/25/08 04:51 PM, ad-tame-kemestrees wrote: demolition

But then it'd be an outside job.

[gibleto]

Oh jeez, another crazed theorist. What's next, that the food they sell is BAD for you?

[EyeLovePoozy]

At 7/25/08 04:42 PM, dercheezle wrote: How in the world could it even possibly be an "inside job." There's no reason why the Government would want to kill so many innocent people.

Something tells me you're just paranoid.

More proof of mindless posting. For fucks sake a cursory, glancing skim of OP's post would have shown that it's a joke riding on the similarities of 7/11-9/11.

*bans*

[Idiot-Finder]

I prefer a joke by scottiemale, it's pretty funny.

[dercheezle]

More proof of mindless posting. For fucks sake a cursory, glancing skim of OP's post would have shown that it's a joke riding on the similarities of 7/11-9/11.

*bans*

Oops, sorry. I have no excuse there, my bad.

[ad-tame-kemestrees]

At 7/25/08 04:54 PM, Gunter45 wrote:

At 7/25/08 04:51 PM, ad-tame-kemestrees wrote: demolition

But then it'd be an outside job.

bombs were inside the building

[x-Exodus-X]

Heh, yeah right.
Hey maybe...
Oh fuck.
Shit. SHIT!

MOM NO DON'T DRINK THAT SLURPEE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[animehater]

At 7/25/08 04:59 PM, ad-tame-kemestrees wrote: bombs were inside the building

Why in the fuck would people put bombs in the building with them inside it? But yes, 7/11 is in fact a job done inside the building.

[Gunter45]

At 7/25/08 04:59 PM, ad-tame-kemestrees wrote: bombs were inside the building

I suppose putting bombs in a building is an inside job, but if you blow the building up, it's not an inside job anymore, is it? Then there is no inside.

[TheSovereign]

I fucking knew it! Thank god an insider came out!

[Fragment]

The funniest thing is that nobody has mentioned the ethnicity of the staff yet...

[Gunter45]

At 7/25/08 05:15 PM, Fragment wrote: The funniest thing is that nobody has mentioned the ethnicity of the staff yet...

Isn't the stereotype that they're Indian? I fail to see how that's funny.

[geadenfoglia]

At 7/25/08 04:40 PM, Gunter45 wrote:

I've seen the employees outside

Even inside jobs need lookout.

[Dezimo]

At 7/25/08 04:42 PM, dercheezle wrote: How in the world could it even possibly be an "inside job." There's no reason why the Government would want to kill so many innocent people.

Something tells me you're just paranoid.

wow i think you've just ran yourself over

[Fragment]

At 7/25/08 05:20 PM, Gunter45 wrote:

At 7/25/08 05:15 PM, Fragment wrote: The funniest thing is that nobody has mentioned the ethnicity of the staff yet...

Isn't the stereotype that they're Indian? I fail to see how that's funny.

I know. What I see as funny is that nobody so far has said "those damn Indians!" or something like that, because usually conversations regarding convenience stores lead up to the "Indian cashier" jokes.

[MojoFilter]

I really want the word the recognize the brilliance behind the OP. This is the kind of thread that truly has the potential to define the people that post in it

Even if you don't read the title properly at first, you have the opportunity to read the post. If you don't read the post, you can look at the responses and notice that something is going on. After that, you have no excuse, and don't deserve to have internet access

Congratulations, Gunter

[sirbobsalot2]

At 7/25/08 04:54 PM, gibleto wrote: Oh jeez, another crazed theorist. What's next, that the food they sell is BAD for you?

This made me lol

[Gunter45]

At 7/25/08 05:32 PM, MojoFilter wrote: Congratulations, Gunter

It's Gunter45, dick.

[MojoFilter]

At 7/25/08 05:40 PM, Gunter45 wrote:

At 7/25/08 05:32 PM, MojoFilter wrote: Congratulations, Gunter

It's Gunter45, dick.

And now I'm sad

[Gunter45]

At 7/25/08 05:33 PM, RadioactiveRabbit wrote: Yes, and every single employee throughout the world has just been silenced by the dark and mysterious hobos out back.

Dude, free slurpees will make anyone want to keep quiet. The hobos are just for the few who have hearts of stone who need to be dealt with quietly.

[superjoe89]

that's an eye opener.

[DannyJay]

At 7/25/08 04:59 PM, ad-tame-kemestrees wrote:

At 7/25/08 04:54 PM, Gunter45 wrote:

At 7/25/08 04:51 PM, ad-tame-kemestrees wrote: demolition

But then it'd be an outside job.

bombs were inside the building

oh god....The Government got him! RUN!

[Ship]

I knew I smelled anthrax last time I walked in there.