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im not in this but the guy who started this should make a list of all the people who are in it and who is still in and who is out. Cause this looks really complicated the moment.

At 7/28/08 06:37 PM, Rees303 wrote: im not in this but the guy who started this should make a list of all the people who are in it and who is still in and who is out. Cause this looks really complicated the moment.

There is a list of people that were in it at the start about 2-3 pages back, but we should get one for people still in.

Ok well how would you actually keep track dumbo!

At 7/28/08 07:34 PM, KP94 wrote: Ok well how would you actually keep track dumbo!

I hate you.

Also, what is it with women and glue?

Ahh! It's too late to register? DMN!!! Ah, too bad. (If I can still register, I'm in)

Holy shit people have a hard time not masturbating, still going strong here.

three whole seconds!

fuck...

At 7/28/08 07:47 PM, That-Is-Bull wrote:

At 7/28/08 07:34 PM, KP94 wrote: Ok well how would you actually keep track dumbo!

I hate you.

Also, what is it with women and glue?

I think they put it all over their face and let it dry. Then they pull it off really quickly, kinda like waxing. I don't know what else they would do with glue.

I beat you all 14 years never actually fapped.

I literally haven't masterbated in 100 years. I've also never taken a shower, or brushed my teeth, or talked to a human being.

I'll enter but I wont last long.

At 7/28/08 09:29 AM, That-Is-Bull wrote: So anyway gize, did you know masturbation has no bad side effects and can help prevent cancer? It also relieves stress and feels really really really good.

Any pics from the front?

yep i havent lost yet. hard to believe so many people are already out

Bloody hell, i haven't even touched my dick once unless it was for urinating, i had a test on Monday and i spent most of the time studying.

It's the only good thing i will EVER give to my studies.

Oh, right, besides having given me a reason to go a girl's house and get laid.

>:(

At 7/24/08 11:37 PM, Yrtnej wrote: I don't tell lies often. So, you can trust me.

I'll enter, and won't have a hard time doing it.

how do we know you're trustworthy?

At 7/24/08 11:32 PM, ad-tame-kemestrees wrote: This is contest is to see who can refrain from masturbating the longest.

I refuse! I love my cock, and it loves me! >:'(

Well, I already lost. I wish I saw this thread earlier, I might have been up fot he challenge.

urg. I lost pretty fast. maybe i'll try again nother day.

still in, I was drunk last night so that made it easyer (fell asleep as soon as i hit the bed..)

anyway, like the other guy said, the guy who started this topic should make a list now and then of people who are still in.

Also, when you loose, i suggest you use a specific piece of tekst, so it's easyer to find you

just an idea:

xxxxxx has lost
he masturbated on xx/xx/xx at xx:xx
reason: damn lazy town... (jk)

I'm still in, going to bed was torture though.

I'm still going!
I stop myself with music, telling myself that if I even try, I won't be able to listen to my music for a week!

To wank or not to wank, that is the question.

I lasted 3 hours and a half... (Because I posted 3 hours before bed...) If I would have posted at noon, I would have lasted half a day.

I'm still alive.

No prize? Helping myself?

Don't you tell me how I can help myself, young man. Bollocks to your contest - I'm going to go jack off.

To your sister WINK WINK

there cant be a real prize cause ppl lie , anyway ill make a list later the contest just begun many ppl are still in and i dont spend my whole life doing this silly contest and soory all the people that wanted to join after you can't it wouldnt be fair so stop sayng you want to join lol, didnt think so many ppl would do this lol

also i didnt steal this from sienfield i recently decided to try to quit so thats how i came up with the idea for others to join, once you stop for a while its really not hard at all , with that im still in and im sure i will see the few of you that have figured out the same at the finals lol

At 7/29/08 12:26 PM, Krum wrote: WINK WINK

Krum, you said wink wink out loud!

Also, who's left in this competition?

can you get some chick to jack you off then?

At 7/29/08 01:07 PM, Alfie wrote:

At 7/29/08 12:26 PM, Krum wrote: WINK WINK

Krum, you said wink wink out loud!

Also, who's left in this competition?

It's hard to tell, seeing posts after posts about how people have only lasted 30 seconds without jacking off.. Still strong here.