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Why couldn't you have done this four weeks ago when I was on a trip where I couldn't!

Trust me, three weeks is a long time.

Good luck with the contest guys.

Fuck it, ill enter.

Whoever goes the longest will probably go down as a NG legend.

Not to mention a real life achievement for like a bajillion Lifepoints :P

At 7/27/08 06:42 PM, Dew wrote: So hows everyone doing so far?

Fine actually, every time i get a hard on i think about putting my cock into a ice crusher.

I Made out with my GF today, it was hawt, but alas we stopped there. I think ill do fine

Man you know im actually looking a bit mor optimistic after i started this

It may be a struggle for me but i'll join, should be fun.

well, being buddhist i havent masturbated for 3 years (not that im bragging or anything) so i have pretty much won already

I lost.

At 7/28/08 04:38 AM, TheAlt wrote: Good luck with the contest guys.

*fapfapfapfapfapfapfap*

OH SHIT, I'VE LOST THE COMPETITION

Of course this thread is full of 13-years olds...

I stopped masturbating a long time ago when i was 11 i started until i get to 13 and a half then i stopped and concentrated on sharing the pleasure with a girl i'm 15 now lol

At 7/28/08 03:26 AM, Acid wrote: i'll do this.

ABSTINENCE RULES!

Dude your 19?

GET LAID SERIOUSLY!

not masurbating is hard...
fuck it, i'll join... as long as i can within this day xD

Kickass, I haven't actually fapped!

To help you all in failing (and thus my eventual victory) I'll just post a few of my personal favourites.

So anyway gize, did you know masturbation has no bad side effects and can help prevent cancer? It also relieves stress and feels really really really good.

At 7/28/08 12:33 AM, glover85 wrote: Ok well this is going to sound like a lie but anyways i've been showing my gf that i could go a month without masturbating, and it's been 26 days already and i haven't done it yet. I wanted to show her that i'm not like her other bf's that just wanted sex, i want a not sexualy relationship. And were both abstinence anyways.

When i woke up thus morning i thought "why not do what that guy did on 40 days and 40 nights" so that's what i'm going to do, so 14 more days! I don't even know what it's like to masturbate anymore lol

I just know you're only doing it because of the loads of sex you'll get from her AFTER those days....

still in btw... nothing much happened, i had to work 'till now, then i called my gf cuz she's in a bad mood, then i felt like fapping, so i checked the forum, see how everyone else is.
Even with the pictures 'n stuff, it's goin better now :), time for some gaming, keeps my mind off other stuff :)

Last fap: an hour ago.

STAAAAARTING NOW!

I'm out, not even joking I can't do it.

This gonna be hard, but i think i can pull it off.

At 7/28/08 10:26 AM, Videogamer48 wrote: This gonna be hard, but i think i can pull it off.

Shit!

I'll join I guess let me know when the Contest is over

I LOOOOOOOOSE!

So many guys out already? This'll be a piece of cake for me until school begins in three weeks.

Okay, count me in. I would have posted on Sunday but I was banned :(. I've gone 24 hours, 59 minutes.

Too late to join? If not, i'm in. Hell yeah. I don't need it........ i don't need it.........
Oh yeh, for you guys that already lost, guess what?

At 7/28/08 09:29 AM, That-Is-Bull wrote: So anyway gize, did you know masturbation has no bad side effects and can help prevent cancer? It also relieves stress and feels really really really good.

But what about all the kittens that have been mercilessly slaughtered as a direct result of my actions?!?!

I'm still in, but only because I replaced all my regularly scheduled fapping time with working out.

At 7/28/08 02:35 PM, Dew wrote:

I'm still in, but only because I replaced all my regularly scheduled fapping time with working out.

You have regularly scheduled, masturbation times? Lol. How do you pull that off? "Ahh, what a bright morning, gonna' make my breakfast, masturbate, and then go out.." Lol. Like seriously.

You doing it wrong!

Its

7:30am - Masterbate
8:00am - Have Breakfast
8:45am - Masterbate
9:00am - Thank about going out...
9:05am - Logon to New Grounds
9:30am - Masterbate

Its funny how actually wanking to a schedule sounds really funny, i could just imagine a calander on the wall and his personal planner!

At 7/28/08 09:58 AM, wickedswami wrote:

I just know you're only doing it because of the loads of sex you'll get from her AFTER those days....

still in btw... nothing much happened, i had to work 'till now, then i called my gf cuz she's in a bad mood, then i felt like fapping, so i checked the forum, see how everyone else is.
Even with the pictures 'n stuff, it's goin better now :), time for some gaming, keeps my mind off other stuff :)

Actually no i'm not doing this just to have sex with her later in life. I'm actually not that much of a sexual person, it might seem like it but no i'm really not.

I'm out.

I have failed.

This is pethetic, no one can last one day?!

I'm still going strong

and hard.

half of the fuckin people are out allready, this contest is a piece o' cake