A five year old joined NG?

[Sysko]

No, not really. I made a post saying my 5-year old brother joined NG a few days ago. Some people were makin' fun of him, saying nasty comments and sending stupid-ass PMs. It made me realize: NG is full of cocks. There aren't too many nice people on NG, on the net in general, that are nice anymore. With the exeption of the mods, NG staff (some of it anyway), and a few people that are just good, 60% of NG are either immature 13 year olds (besides me) or total dicks. Who has the heart to make fun of and say "your a fag" to a FIVE YEAR OLD. Do you really think I'd be irresponsible enough to let a little kid on NG? It's WAY too vulgar for a kid who watches Spongebob. I can't believe I tricked people into thinking a kid was on NG (Note: sorry to users and mods who were actually nice to me and my "brother"). By the way, I do have a 5 year old brother, and I'd like to thank him for inspiration for these little posts. Comments?

[NGCA]

No one fell for it and that's why we wrote those malevolent comments.

[Kaizoku]

Never take what these people say to heart. It's just funny to be an asshole around here.

[Sk8erGirl14]

Question. How can he be 5, know how to work a computer, and have good grammar?

[Pounce]

Viva la internet

[darknessdweller]

At 7/24/08 02:47 PM, Sysko wrote: Who has the heart to make fun of and say "your a fag" to a FIVE YEAR OLD.

Anybody who does that is a sadistic whore!

[ToastedCupcake]

At 7/24/08 02:47 PM, Sysko wrote: 60% of NG are either immature 13 year olds (besides me) or total dicks.

You did those calculations? That's pretty cool.

[cHunter]

At 7/24/08 02:55 PM, Sk8erGirl14 wrote: Question. How can he be 5, know how to work a computer, and have good grammar?

You'd be surprised. I was playing Decent and Duke Nukem 3D unsupervised when I was 5.

[Paradox]

So, what the fuck was your intention? If it was to find out how fucking immature and lame we all are - congratulations, you wasted time finding out something you already knew.

[mad-spyke]

At 7/24/08 02:55 PM, Sk8erGirl14 wrote: Question. How can he be 5, know how to work a computer, and have good grammar?

good question and a simple answer... there is no 5 year old

lols

[IFABF]

It was pretty obvious that he wasn't 5 years old as you gave him perfect punctuation and spelling.

[bigjuicy]

At 7/24/08 02:56 PM, darknessdweller wrote:

At 7/24/08 02:47 PM, Sysko wrote: Who has the heart to make fun of and say "your a fag" to a FIVE YEAR OLD.

He'll get a PM from me now, lol's ensure

[InsertFunnyUserName]

Way to advertise your alt.

[Sysko]

At 7/24/08 02:55 PM, Sk8erGirl14 wrote: Question. How can he be 5, know how to work a computer, and have good grammar?

That's exactly the point! Whoever took it seroiusly is more immature than a 5 year old.

[deafeningsilence5]

You're SO fucking clever. It isn't like normal people lie for absolutely no fucking reason at all, so what do you expect? We'd be like "LIAR" and the thread would end there?

Fuck off, faggot. You don't come to NG, make a stupid as fuck post and then get pissy because we responded like normal. Go to hell.

[paintballr]

didn't post there but i'm sure that nobody on ng thought it was true, and probably just making fun of you for making such a shit thread.

[Sysko]

At 7/24/08 02:58 PM, bigjuicy wrote:

At 7/24/08 02:56 PM, darknessdweller wrote:

At 7/24/08 02:47 PM, Sysko wrote: Who has the heart to make fun of and say "your a fag" to a FIVE YEAR OLD.

He'll get a PM from me now, lol's ensure

too bad he won't reply to it.

[Sysko]

At 7/24/08 02:59 PM, deafeningsilence5 wrote:

Fuck off, faggot. You don't come to NG, make a stupid as fuck post and then get pissy because we responded like normal. Go to hell.

This is coming from the guy who has a Spongebob Squarepants BBS sig.

[bigjuicy]

At 7/24/08 03:00 PM, Sysko wrote:

At 7/24/08 02:58 PM, bigjuicy wrote:

At 7/24/08 02:56 PM, darknessdweller wrote:

At 7/24/08 02:47 PM, Sysko wrote: Who has the heart to make fun of and say "your a fag" to a FIVE YEAR OLD.

He'll get a PM from me now, lol's ensure

too bad he won't reply to it.

Rats! He's your alt. check it.

[SupaPeeves]

NEWGROUNDS 4EVAR

[Idiot-Finder]

Easy, we don't believe you and unless you provide us some proofs we still won't believe you. If it's true then why did you introduce him to this site in the first place? That's what I want to know.

[Spirosgod]

At 7/24/08 03:02 PM, Sysko wrote:

At 7/24/08 02:59 PM, deafeningsilence5 wrote:

Fuck off, faggot. You don't come to NG, make a stupid as fuck post and then get pissy because we responded like normal. Go to hell.

This is coming from the guy who has a Spongebob Squarepants BBS sig.

This is comming from an asshole named Sysko (a person who likes candies)...

[Crusher117]

hehe, hoped you liked the Kittens page from ED. bizatch

[Schizo-Sephy]

I've noticed a lot of the people on the net are really jerks. In forums and unmonitored chat rooms. I've got a guy once called me scum. I don't know what caused him to say. Nowadays I attempt to not insult anyone who doesn't insult me first.

[NickDaPwner]

At 7/24/08 02:47 PM, Sysko wrote: NG is full of cocks.

no way...

[Bully129]

2 things:

NUMBER 1: It's the internet

NUMBER 2: It's NewGrounds

there's the answer to all your questions.

[DrugMan3]

No one fell for it you idiot. Only a dumb ass wouldn't know it was an alt.

[reviewer-general]

At 7/24/08 02:47 PM, Sysko wrote: NG is full of cocks.

Where?

[LiquidSapphire]

At 7/24/08 03:27 PM, reviewer-general wrote:

NG is full of cocks.

Hehehehe...

[Minty-Hippo]

A 5 yr old shouldn't be on newgrounds. It's against the site rules.

Thats why we were so mean. Either he isn't a real five year old, or he shouldn't be here in the first place, and if he is he should be able to take what we can dish out. Take Beaver-Beaver.