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Being kicked in the nuts for the equivalent time of giving birth. Or giving birth. Nobody can ever know.

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At 7/24/08 02:07 PM, IFABF wrote: Being kicked in the nuts for the equivalent time of giving birth. Or giving birth. Nobody can ever know.

except...for...trannies?

All you children will have small penises, including the girls!

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How would any of us know what giving birth feels like?

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God knows what it feels like to have both

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At 7/24/08 02:07 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: How would any of us know what giving birth feels like?

ik! There aren't any mothers on Newgrounds!


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Woman over exgerate giving birth.

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Giving birth because.. its probably like shitting a footbal.. :(

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I doubt you can kick someone in the nuts hard enough to equate to the pain of giving birth. After a certain point, it all starts to hurt the same.

Besides, giving birth tends to last 14 hours where getting kicked in the balls tends to last a few minutes, including rolling around on the ground cursing Jesus' name.

Therefore, giving birth hurts more.

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At 7/24/08 02:08 PM, D-XN wrote: God knows what it feels like to have both

God knows why we should even care. Kidney stones are widely regarded to be far more painful that being kicked in the nuts or having a child anyway.

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At 7/24/08 02:10 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote:

Besides, giving birth tends to last 14 hours where getting kicked in the balls tends to last a few minutes, including rolling around on the ground cursing Jesus' name.

Therefore, giving birth hurts more.

I mean the part where you're actually squeezing the baby out

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If Bitches really didn't like giving birth then the human race would evolve a better way.

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At 7/24/08 02:11 PM, Shikamarana wrote: If Bitches really didn't like giving birth then the human race would evolve a better way.

your blatant sexism puzzles me.

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The equivalent to giving birth is attempting to piss out a Tennis Ball.


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At 7/24/08 02:07 PM, IFABF wrote: Being kicked in the nuts for the equivalent time of giving birth. Or giving birth. Nobody can ever know.

except the pregnant man

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I'm thinking giving birth would hurt more. Then again, I'm not sure because I don't have balls.

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At 7/24/08 02:07 PM, IFABF wrote: Being kicked in the nuts for the equivalent time of giving birth. Or giving birth. Nobody can ever know.

Being kicked in the balls, because a recent scientific study has PROVEN women can withstand more pain than men, are better with directions and remember more.

Men are stronger, better at spacial perception and technological understanding.

Men and Women are equal!

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At 7/24/08 02:18 PM, Sk8erGirl14 wrote: I'm thinking giving birth would hurt more. Then again, I'm not sure because I don't have balls.

Grow some, n00b

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At 7/24/08 02:19 PM, Swolfx wrote:
At 7/24/08 02:07 PM, IFABF wrote: Being kicked in the nuts for the equivalent time of giving birth. Or giving birth. Nobody can ever know.
Being kicked in the balls, because a recent scientific study has PROVEN women can withstand more pain than men, are better with directions and remember more.

Link?

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except for that man/lady that gave birth

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The coming of a new messiah. He will reveal, a great truth....which hurts more?

I wonder what hurts more

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Does just getting kicked in the groin hurt a fraction as much as getting kicked in the balls? I've been kicked in the groin before :( Was not nice. See us girls dont have all that dick padding though so i'm confused.

But yeah, i think giving birth hurts more. Squeezing something the size of a melon out of a hole the size of a lemon CANT be good. Plus youve got contractions and all that jazz. Its just not nice.

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At 7/24/08 02:19 PM, Swolfx wrote: Being kicked in the balls, because a recent scientific study has PROVEN women can withstand more pain than men, are better with directions and remember more.

Men are stronger, better at spacial perception and technological understanding.

Men and Women are equal!

How can you PROVE (CAPS!) that someone can qithstand more pain. Tell me, how many units of pain can you withstand? Oh wait, you can't, because you can't measure pain. You could attempt to describe it, but really, that's just how you interpret it, and isn't really at all accurate or "scientific study" material.

The ability to remember things better could be true, but please. Link us to this.

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At 7/24/08 02:20 PM, Homosecksual wrote:
At 7/24/08 02:18 PM, Sk8erGirl14 wrote: I'm thinking giving birth would hurt more. Then again, I'm not sure because I don't have balls.
Grow some, n00b

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Giving birth is extreme pain that you have to endure for hours on end. Getting kicked in the nuts just makes you fall to the ground for about 6 minutes.

Think it's obvious.

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At 7/24/08 02:42 PM, MCU wrote: The coming of a new messiah. He will reveal, a great truth....which hurts more?

That person is actually a chick, that got a sexchange, that kept all her parts, and got pregant. it's not a dude that's pregnant, it's a tranny that got pregnant. ._.

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At 7/24/08 02:53 PM, Mendou wrote: Giving birth is extreme pain that you have to endure for hours on end. Getting kicked in the nuts just makes you fall to the ground for about 6 minutes.

Think it's obvious.

I said getting kicked in the nuts for the equivalent time of giving birth.

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well since im never gonna feel the pain of child birth, imma say being kicked in the nuts hurts more

ouch

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Did'nt chander ask that at some point?

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At 7/24/08 02:07 PM, IFABF wrote: Being kicked in the nuts for the equivalent time of giving birth. Or giving birth. Nobody can ever know.

I think if you got kicked for that long after awhile you would black out or you would be in to much pain to even realize your still getting kicked.

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At 7/24/08 02:59 PM, mranarchy wrote: Did'nt chander ask that at some point?

Yeah, he did, that's what made me wonder it.

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