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Posted at: 7/24/08 02:02 PM

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You think I'm kidding? In the last 4 months, coffee, soy, wet paint, and obesity all MAKE YOU AN INFERIOR HUMAN BEING.

goddamnnit, science.

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Alright, I have nothing to do with all of those, soon I'll be able to build myself an army of little Straight-Edges with my superior sperm count!

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It means you're not suppose to have children

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They only "suggest" it. It's like, you know, when you play Clue and you have no idea who did it where and with what, you just "suggest" something and hope you're right.

Scientists are playing Clue with our sperm.

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Everything you do makes everything you are worse.

Even not doing anything still causes aging.

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..so I'm painting my house while drinking soymilk.

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No not coffee!

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I'm drinking soy milk right now...

it's too good...

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It's okay, mostly everyone on here wont need their sperm anyway.

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dont forget drinking soda, eating anything that tastes good (giggedy), hell, somehow violent video games are in the equation

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Artificial light at night causes cancer

I think it's for this exact reason we should all smoke and take drugs

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I have a feeling within the next few months, the news will have a story like this.

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The more soy coffee and donuts whilst painting!

Less condoms!

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i have pretty fucking high sperm count then i don't drink coffe, eat soy foods, i'm not obese not even fat and i am not painter so FUCK YEAH HIGH SPERM COUNT!

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Also, being alive causes death.

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At 7/24/08 02:10 PM, Krbyfan1 wrote: Also, being alive causes death.

Being alive increases chance of death by 100%

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At 7/24/08 02:11 PM, FrozenSheep wrote:
At 7/24/08 02:10 PM, Krbyfan1 wrote: Also, being alive causes death.
Being alive increases chance of death by 100%

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Fuck, what should I do? :O

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At 7/24/08 02:12 PM, Epica wrote:
At 7/24/08 02:11 PM, FrozenSheep wrote:
At 7/24/08 02:10 PM, Krbyfan1 wrote: Also, being alive causes death.
Being alive increases chance of death by 100%

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Fuck, what should I do? :O

Die.

DO IT

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At 7/24/08 02:08 PM, Earfetish wrote: Artificial light at night causes cancer

How fucking stupid is that? I don't believe it at all.

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At 7/24/08 02:09 PM, MsiScars2780 wrote: I have a feeling within the next few months, the news will have a story like this.

"NEWS FLASH! WATER ACTUALLY KILLS YOU! Yes, it's been proven that every time you drink a glass of water, you risk the chance of AIDS even more."

that only applies in mexico.

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At 7/24/08 02:08 PM, Earfetish wrote: Artificial light at night causes cancer

Everything causes cancer.

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At 7/24/08 02:39 PM, Joe wrote:
At 7/24/08 02:08 PM, Earfetish wrote: Artificial light at night causes cancer
Everything causes cancer.

Even sleeping!?

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Makes me wonder, who the hell sits down with a bunch of sperm pouring soy and paint onto then etc. to see if they die / become retarded O__o

has to be classed as one of the worst jobs in world... as if they're male they're also lowering thier sperm count too O__o (damn too many theres... )

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At 7/24/08 02:39 PM, Joe wrote:
At 7/24/08 02:08 PM, Earfetish wrote: Artificial light at night causes cancer
Everything causes cancer.

Reality gives us cancer

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At 7/24/08 02:04 PM, Straight-Edge wrote: Alright, I have nothing to do with all of those, soon I'll be able to build myself an army of little Straight-Edges with my superior sperm count!

And there will be no drugs or booze to bring people down! Amiright?

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