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Guy arrested for fucking masturbating at a little league game! I mean, how gay is that, why would he be arrested for fucking masturbating. How 'bout freedom of masturbation, that in the constitution? No? The put it in! I am angry at dem peeple who arrested him. He was just doing something everyone does...
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ummm.... it was a little league game. something must have made him extremely excited to jerk-off at a little league game. keep it in your pants.

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Tell that to Pee Wee Herman.

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He should masturbate in his room! Little kids don't belong seeing that stuff!

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Indecent exsposure. Duh. Especially in front of the children.

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I'm pretty sure you aren't allowed to masturbate in public anyway, indecent exposer and all that, it also depends what he was masturbating at. I mean if he had an adult magazine with him, you'd gues that but otherwise, you can only come to one assumption.

Well, unless he was aroused by someone in the audiance.

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At 7/24/08 12:02 PM, darknessdweller wrote: He should masturbate in his room! Little kids don't belong seeing that stuff!

Well maybe he kept his cock (and his hand) inside his pants.

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yea ur right if we had no freedom wed be this guy >javascript:MakeSmileySelection(11);
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At 7/24/08 12:01 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Tell that to Pee Wee Herman.

he did it in a theater...
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At 7/24/08 12:02 PM, Little-Rena wrote: I'm pretty sure you aren't allowed to masturbate in public anyway, indecent exposer and all that, it also depends what he was masturbating at. I mean if he had an adult magazine with him, you'd gues that but otherwise, you can only come to one assumption.

Well, unless he was aroused by someone in the audiance.

Indecent exposure is the worst law ever. People should be allowed to dress how they like and do what they want with their parts.

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At 7/24/08 12:02 PM, Zanarchy wrote: Indecent exsposure. Duh. Especially in front of the children.

When you see girls walk around topless they get arested too, so it's only fair.

They just don't get arrested as quick.

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At 7/24/08 12:01 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Tell that to Pee Wee Herman.

I forget what show he's in, but he's back on T.V. now. I wonder when he got out of jail.

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At 7/24/08 12:05 PM, Yrtnej wrote:
At 7/24/08 12:02 PM, Zanarchy wrote: Indecent exsposure. Duh. Especially in front of the children.
When you see girls walk around topless they get arested too, so it's only fair.

They just don't get arrested as quick.

What about breasts not bombs? That's against the law, if what you're saying is true.

indecent exposure still worst law ever

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I don't know there's just something about little boys in uniforms

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Public masterbating, in a LITTLE LEAGUE baseball game. Kids are LITTLE.

Are you deaf/blind/and/or/stupid?

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Lol what an idiot..

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the fact that he got horny at a little leagues game where little BOYS are playing baseball is kinda strange
doncha think?

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At 7/24/08 12:10 PM, Blob1994 wrote: Public masterbating, in a LITTLE LEAGUE baseball game. Kids are LITTLE.

Are you deaf/blind/and/or/stupid?

Sometimes, a little, and very.

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Because he was probably jacking off to KIDS. What a weird person.

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You, sir, are a douche.

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Maybe they thought he was a pedophile since he's masturbating while looking at small children

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At 7/24/08 11:59 AM, xmrsmoothx wrote: He was just doing something everyone does...

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I don't know anyone who faps at little league games, also it's called indecent exposure. Hardly an approriate time to be sticking your penis out.

People have morals you know.

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At 7/24/08 01:05 PM, Mendou wrote:
At 7/24/08 11:59 AM, xmrsmoothx wrote: He was just doing something everyone does...

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I don't know anyone who faps at little league games, also it's called indecent exposure. Hardly an approriate time to be sticking your penis out.

Referring to my other post....

Well maybe he kept his cock (and his hand) inside his pants.

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I forget what it's called, but is there not a law against displaying yourself?

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I don't see what''s wrong with it. I masturbate during job interviews.

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