A disgusting and vile act

[RayBradbury]

I have returned from a completely outrageous internet confinement.
In my introduction thread last month I introduced myself and my plans to innovate newgrounds young story tellers and not long after a rude user with the moniker of "jadetheassassin" blocked my posting privileges claiming me to be a phony.

Well to end this on a lighter note I have spoken with Admins, confirmed my identity and began work on this webistes interface.

The idea for the Writers portal was mine;
Expect many more short stories from this account and more newgrounds interfaces for the young gifted writers in the near future.

Regards and lots of love Ray

[Bryan]

You're young? Underage user alert.

[fohn-jarmery]

JadetheAssassin wants you naked.

[IrishChrisman]

JadeTheAssasin is a mod. That will now ban you again for trying to say the Admins are your friends.

[RayBradbury]

I wont harrass her or anything but I hope my work doesnt get disturbed again

regards
~ray

[UnknownFear]

So... what is happening?

[RayBradbury]

At 7/24/08 09:46 AM, UnknownFear wrote: So... what is happening?

Writers portal, I believe Tom has already disclosed this.

[BrokeBalla]

If there is going to be a "flash portal" I really do not think that anyone would actually read those stories. I know I probably wouldn't.

[RayBradbury]

I like books

[mranarchy]

Am I supposed to laugh or cry?

[Bruce-Wayne]

Your face is a disgusting and vile act :]

[Ansel]

Age/Gender: n/a, Male

[ZiggyZack99]

At 7/24/08 10:04 AM, Bruce-Wayne wrote: Your face is a disgusting and vile act :]

Your MOM is a disgusting and vile act!

sry

[kRaZyAzN]

A writer's portal would be highly unpopular.

I advise you to find a different website, if you are not a phony.

[RayBradbury]

I love books

[ironeagle233]

no story threads on the bbs

[remspoorman]

I wonder why there is no art portal

I do not wonder why there is no writers portal

[physicsman09]

At 7/25/08 10:03 AM, remspoorman wrote: I wonder why there is no art portal

Because art is for hippies.

[remspoorman]

At 7/25/08 10:06 AM, physicsman09 wrote:

At 7/25/08 10:03 AM, remspoorman wrote: I wonder why there is no art portal

Because art is for hippies.

lets all become hippies

I love you all

[Mr-Contradiction]

At 7/25/08 10:08 AM, remspoorman wrote:

At 7/25/08 10:06 AM, physicsman09 wrote:

At 7/25/08 10:03 AM, remspoorman wrote: I wonder why there is no art portal

Because art is for hippies.

lets all become hippies

I love you all

How about you love the business end of this rifle for a few seconds. Yeah right there...

[Dropkicked]

Sup Ray.

Farenheit was bitchin'.

[X-Gary-Gigax-X]

lmao, this is my new favorite alt account, right next to thengpro.

[RayBradbury]

i lurve books

[Bruce-Wayne]

At 7/24/08 10:22 AM, ZiggyZack99 wrote:

At 7/24/08 10:04 AM, Bruce-Wayne wrote: Your face is a disgusting and vile act :]

Your MUM is a disgusting and vile act!

sry

You could at least spell it right.

[RayBradbury]

At 7/25/08 10:02 AM, ironeagle233 wrote: no story threads on the bbs

As I have written above all short stories will be submitted to the Writers portal I asked Tom to commission, later this year.

[RayBradbury]

At 7/25/08 10:51 AM, Dropkicked wrote: Sup Ray.

Farenheit was bitchin'.

thanks man
I hope it inspired you to write some good stories come the writers portal relase.

[jav1erthesp1r1t]

This thread is a disgusting and vile act.

[Tribal]

At 7/24/08 09:40 AM, RayBradbury wrote: I wont harrass her or anything.

Harrass her?

So I touched, that? SHIT!
No seriously, I didn't know she was female.

[RayBradbury]

Does anyone have any pictures of Jade?

Its only fair they get posted considering I posted a recent photograph in my introduction thread.

[smokinjoeevil]

At 7/24/08 09:32 AM, RayBradbury wrote: Well to end this on a lighter note I have spoken with Admins, confirmed my identity and began work on this webistes interface.

I take issue with the particular sentence above. Ray Bradbury would not make a blatant grammar mistake like the switch of tense you have above. From "I have spoken" to "began". Present tense to past within the same thought. It should be "and I have begun work". Also, "websites" should be "website's". The noun there is possesive. The website "owns" the interface, so there needs to be an apostrophe before the "s" in order to differentiate it from your speaking of multiple "websites".

And therefore... you, sir, are a jack-ass and a phony.