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Male Masturbation Questionnaire Jul. 24th, 2008 @ 02:32 AM Reply

Welcome to the Male Masturbation Questionnaire, please fill out this form as correctly as possible.

1. Do you masturbate Dry, or Wet (Lubricated)

2. Are you circumcised?

3. Where does all your cum go? Plastic Baggie, Paper Towel, Other - Explain

4. Do you masturbate in the shower? Always, Sometimes, Never

5. Do you need to watch porn to masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never

6. How often do you masturbate? Daily, Weekly, Monthly, Other - Explain

7. Do you cum every time you masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never

8. Do you masturbate in the morning when you have Morning Wood? Always, Sometime, Never

9. Do you masturbate to content here on Newgrounds?

10. When does masturbation feel best? Morning, Noon, Evening, Night


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Response to Male Masturbation Questionnaire Jul. 24th, 2008 @ 02:35 AM Reply

I'll be honest, i only squirt a drop of cum every time i masturbate.


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Response to Male Masturbation Questionnaire Jul. 24th, 2008 @ 02:41 AM Reply

At 7/24/08 02:32 AM, newgiez wrote: Welcome to the Male Masturbation Questionnaire, please fill out this form as correctly as possible.

1. Do you masturbate Dry, or Wet (Lubricated)

dry


2. Are you circumcised?

yes (not jew)


3. Where does all your cum go? Plastic Baggie, Paper Towel, Other - Explain

in side of boxers


4. Do you masturbate in the shower? Always, Sometimes, Never

somtimes


5. Do you need to watch porn to masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never

never (dont need but its nice to have)


6. How often do you masturbate? Daily, Weekly, Monthly, Other - Explain

1-5 times a day


7. Do you cum every time you masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never

always


8. Do you masturbate in the morning when you have Morning Wood? Always, Sometime, Never

sometimes


9. Do you masturbate to content here on Newgrounds?

yes


10. When does masturbation feel best? Morning, Noon, Evening, Night

noon

i have filled out your Questionnaire.


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Response to Male Masturbation Questionnaire Jul. 24th, 2008 @ 02:46 AM Reply

I'm going to call the ACLU and demand an equal opportunities masturbatory questionnaire. >:(


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Response to Male Masturbation Questionnaire Jul. 24th, 2008 @ 02:47 AM Reply

At 7/24/08 02:32 AM, newgiez wrote: Welcome to the Male Masturbation Questionnaire, please fill out this form as correctly as possible.

1. Do you masturbate Dry, or Wet (Lubricated)

dry and hi


2. Are you circumcised?

yes not a jew


3. Where does all your cum go? Plastic Baggie, Paper Towel, Other - Explain

all over


4. Do you masturbate in the shower? Always, Sometimes, Never

gross it gets all sticky and wont come off your leg if you do


5. Do you need to watch porn to masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never

always


6. How often do you masturbate? Daily, Weekly, Monthly, Other - Explain

whenever im bored 1-20 times a day


7. Do you cum every time you masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never

fuck yea


8. Do you masturbate in the morning when you have Morning Wood? Always, Sometime, Never

fuck yea jerkin off in the morning is a good time. big fan


9. Do you masturbate to content here on Newgrounds?

fuck no im not wierd


10. When does masturbation feel best? Morning, Noon, Evening, Night

when its inside a vadge


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Response to Male Masturbation Questionnaire Jul. 24th, 2008 @ 02:49 AM Reply

i heard from my friend that youll die from loss of sperm if you masturbate 4 times a day... then again thats my weird perverted freind who gos up to little sixth graders and yells "im gona rape you bitch!"


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Response to Male Masturbation Questionnaire Jul. 24th, 2008 @ 02:50 AM Reply

Oh god. This is starting to sound like GovTeen.


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Response to Male Masturbation Questionnaire Jul. 24th, 2008 @ 02:50 AM Reply

At 7/24/08 02:50 AM, Toasty4you wrote: Oh god. This is starting to sound like GovTeen.

lol wtf


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Response to Male Masturbation Questionnaire Jul. 24th, 2008 @ 02:51 AM Reply

lol jesus im bored and your a curios kid so here goes!


1. Do you masturbate Dry, or Wet (Lubricated)

Sometimes dry, If im really in the mood then lubricated.


2. Are you circumcised?

Yes


3. Where does all your cum go? Plastic Baggie, Paper Towel, Other - Explain

Sock, floor, banana peel, down the drain, in her mouth, all depends.


4. Do you masturbate in the shower? Always, Sometimes, Never

Sometimes in the shower.


5. Do you need to watch porn to masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never

I prefer to watch porn, makes it quicker. Really need audio over anything else.


6. How often do you masturbate? Daily, Weekly, Monthly, Other - Explain

Daily


7. Do you cum every time you masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never

When I was younger I didnt but now everytime.


8. Do you masturbate in the morning when you have Morning Wood? Always, Sometime, Never

Sometimes (thats when the shower comes into play)


9. Do you masturbate to content here on Newgrounds?

lol never


10. When does masturbation feel best? Morning, Noon, Evening, Night

Whenever im in the mood. Really feels the best when there is a female involved.

pervert.


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Response to Male Masturbation Questionnaire Jul. 24th, 2008 @ 02:59 AM Reply

queers


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Response to Male Masturbation Questionnaire Jul. 24th, 2008 @ 03:00 AM Reply

Goddamnit Mitch I expected you to be done with masturbation!


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Response to Male Masturbation Questionnaire Jul. 24th, 2008 @ 03:23 AM Reply

At 7/24/08 02:32 AM, newgiez wrote: Welcome to the Male Masturbation Questionnaire, please fill out this form as correctly as possible.

1. Do you masturbate Dry, or Wet (Lubricated)

Dry

2. Are you circumcised?

NOPE

3. Where does all your cum go? Plastic Baggie, Paper Towel, Other - Explain

Whatevers around... usually a T-SHIRT

4. Do you masturbate in the shower? Always, Sometimes, Never

SOMETIMES

5. Do you need to watch porn to masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never

NEVER... my imaginationis better

6. How often do you masturbate? Daily, Weekly, Monthly, Other - Explain

Daily

7. Do you cum every time you masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never

ALWAYS... thats the point

8. Do you masturbate in the morning when you have Morning Wood? Always, Sometime, Never

Never

9. Do you masturbate to content here on Newgrounds?

NO.... its animated, whats the point?

10. When does masturbation feel best? Morning, Noon, Evening, Night

Evening

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Response to Male Masturbation Questionnaire Jul. 24th, 2008 @ 03:39 AM Reply

At 7/24/08 02:46 AM, LadyGrace wrote: I'm going to call the ACLU and demand an equal opportunities masturbatory questionnaire. >:(

lol funniez.


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Response to Male Masturbation Questionnaire Jul. 24th, 2008 @ 03:39 AM Reply

At 7/24/08 02:32 AM, newgiez wrote: Welcome to the Male Masturbation Questionnaire, please fill out this form as correctly as possible.

1. Do you masturbate Dry, or Wet (Lubricated)

Dry.

2. Are you circumcised?

Ha. No.

3. Where does all your cum go? Plastic Baggie, Paper Towel, Other - Explain

Plastic Baggie? Wtf?

4. Do you masturbate in the shower? Always, Sometimes, Never

Occasionally.

5. Do you need to watch porn to masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never

Nope.

6. How often do you masturbate? Daily, Weekly, Monthly, Other - Explain

Weekly...

7. Do you cum every time you masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never

Unless I'm shut down in the process... always.

8. Do you masturbate in the morning when you have Morning Wood? Always, Sometime, Never

Nope.

9. Do you masturbate to content here on Newgrounds?

On occasions... but not very often anymore.

10. When does masturbation feel best? Morning, Noon, Evening, Night

Night. More alone time.

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Response to Male Masturbation Questionnaire Jul. 24th, 2008 @ 03:39 AM Reply

At 7/24/08 02:50 AM, Toasty4you wrote: Oh god. This is starting to sound like GovTeen.

I was drinking soda and that made me spit it out.


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Response to Male Masturbation Questionnaire Jul. 24th, 2008 @ 03:47 AM Reply

1. Do you masturbate Dry, or Wet (Lubricated)

dry

2. Are you circumcised?

Newp

3. Where does all your cum go? Plastic Baggie, Paper Towel, Other - Explain

I just jizz on the floor, my dog eats it

4. Do you masturbate in the shower? Always, Sometimes, Never

60% of the time, I guess

5. Do you need to watch porn to masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never

I prefer to

6. How often do you masturbate? Daily, Weekly, Monthly, Other - Explain

*fapfapfapfapfap*

7. Do you cum every time you masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never

*fapfapfapfapfap*

8. Do you masturbate in the morning when you have Morning Wood? Always, Sometime, Never

never, it takes AGES

9. Do you masturbate to content here on Newgrounds?

*fapfapfapfapfap*

10. When does masturbation feel best? Morning, Noon, Evening, Night

Noon, definitely


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Response to Male Masturbation Questionnaire Jul. 24th, 2008 @ 04:08 AM Reply

At 7/24/08 02:32 AM, newgiez wrote:
1. Do you masturbate Dry, or Wet (Lubricated)

Dry, usually.

2. Are you circumcised?

Nope.

3. Where does all your cum go? Plastic Baggie, Paper Towel, Other - Explain

Tissue.

4. Do you masturbate in the shower? Always, Sometimes, Never

A lot of the time, but not always.

5. Do you need to watch porn to masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never

I have a vivid enough imagination, but if I feel like porn, porn it is.

6. How often do you masturbate? Daily, Weekly, Monthly, Other - Explain

About 3 times a day.

7. Do you cum every time you masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never

Always.

8. Do you masturbate in the morning when you have Morning Wood? Always, Sometime, Never

Sometimes.

9. Do you masturbate to content here on Newgrounds?

Nope.

10. When does masturbation feel best? Morning, Noon, Evening, Night

To be honest, it never feels good. I always feel sick with myself afterwards.

Now to think about why I responded to this.


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Response to Male Masturbation Questionnaire Jul. 24th, 2008 @ 04:10 AM Reply

I'm a 13 yaer old male

1. Do you masturbate Dry, or Wet (Lubricated)
Dry

2. Are you circumcised?
No

3. Where does all your cum go? Plastic Baggie, Paper Towel, Other - Explain
I try and get it to hit my hands and then I just wash them.

4. Do you masturbate in the shower? Always, Sometimes, Never
Occasionally

5. Do you need to watch porn to masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never
I don't need to. I do if I'm able to though.

6. How often do you masturbate? Daily, Weekly, Monthly, Other - Explain
About 3 times a day

7. Do you cum every time you masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never
Always

8. Do you masturbate in the morning when you have Morning Wood? Always, Sometime, Never
Sometimes

9. Do you masturbate to content here on Newgrounds?
No

10. When does masturbation feel best? Morning, Noon, Evening, Night
Night


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Response to Male Masturbation Questionnaire Jul. 24th, 2008 @ 04:11 AM Reply

I cum fucking loads dude.


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Response to Male Masturbation Questionnaire Jul. 24th, 2008 @ 04:15 AM Reply

1. Dry

2. No

3. Stomach, then a towel.

4. Never

5. I don't need it, but I use it.

6. Multiple times a day.

7. Always

8. Never

9. No

10. I don't know.

LOL


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Response to Male Masturbation Questionnaire Jul. 24th, 2008 @ 04:21 AM Reply

Why does every circumcised person feel the need to assure everyone they're not a Jew?


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Response to Male Masturbation Questionnaire Jul. 24th, 2008 @ 04:30 AM Reply

im suprised people are actually filling this out lol


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At 7/24/08 02:32 AM, newgiez wrote: Welcome to the Male Masturbation Questionnaire, please fill out this form as correctly as possible.

1. Do you masturbate Dry, or Wet (Lubricated)

dry

2. Are you circumcised?

Thank god no

3. Where does all your cum go? Plastic Baggie, Paper Towel, Other - Explain

ewerywhere. Usually into a towel or something like that

4. Do you masturbate in the shower? Always, Sometimes, Never

never

5. Do you need to watch porn to masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never

I dont need to, but it feels better when I watch it.

6. How often do you masturbate? Daily, Weekly, Monthly, Other - Explain

Daily

7. Do you cum every time you masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never

always

8. Do you masturbate in the morning when you have Morning Wood? Always, Sometime, Never

sometimes if I have the time

9. Do you masturbate to content here on Newgrounds?

no

10. When does masturbation feel best? Morning, Noon, Evening, Night

Noon


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Response to Male Masturbation Questionnaire Jul. 24th, 2008 @ 08:05 AM Reply

1. Do you masturbate Dry, or Wet (Lubricated)

Yep, cept for the last one.

2. Are you circumcised?

No, sounds painful.

3. Where does all your cum go? Plastic Baggie, Paper Towel, Other - Explain

The toilet, than I clean it up... what? I'm a prepubescent boy I don't have time to aim!

4. Do you masturbate in the shower? Always, Sometimes, Never

Never, the water is kinda painful when I get a hard one in the shower.

5. Do you need to watch porn to masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never

Real men, (my voice is still a bit raspyish) don't need porn >:( . (Only when I feel like it)

6. How often do you masturbate? Daily, Weekly, Monthly, Other - Explain

Not ever day if that's what your thinking. :*

7. Do you cum every time you masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never

Wha-a? Of course I do! Dose a dog take shit?

8. Do you masturbate in the morning when you have Morning Wood? Always, Sometime, Never

Mmm, yeah I sometimes rub one out in morning for no good reason.

9. Do you masturbate to content here on Newgrounds?

Yes... :(

10. When does masturbation feel best? Morning, Noon, Evening, Night

All the time. JK, only when I have time to watch some pr0n.

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Response to Male Masturbation Questionnaire Jul. 24th, 2008 @ 08:37 AM Reply

At 7/24/08 02:32 AM, newgiez wrote: Welcome to the Male Masturbation Questionnaire, please fill out this form as correctly as possible.

1. Do you masturbate Dry, or Wet (Lubricated)

Dry

2. Are you circumcised?

No

3. Where does all your cum go? Plastic Baggie, Paper Towel, Other - Explain

Drain/tissue/towel

4. Do you masturbate in the shower? Always, Sometimes, Never

Sometimes

5. Do you need to watch porn to masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never

Mostly

6. How often do you masturbate? Daily, Weekly, Monthly, Other - Explain

Every other day it seems now

7. Do you cum every time you masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never

Not always

8. Do you masturbate in the morning when you have Morning Wood? Always, Sometime, Never

Sometimes

9. Do you masturbate to content here on Newgrounds?

Hell no

10. When does masturbation feel best? Morning, Noon, Evening, Night

Night

Now I feel like fapping.

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1. Do you masturbate Dry, or Wet (Lubricated)

Dry.

2. Are you circumcised?

No.

3. Where does all your cum go? Plastic Baggie, Paper Towel, Other - Explain

Sock or Tissue.

4. Do you masturbate in the shower? Always, Sometimes, Never

Sometimes.

5. Do you need to watch porn to masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never

I Wouldnt Say NEED, Sometimes I Do Though.

6. How often do you masturbate? Daily, Weekly, Monthly, Other - Explain

Twice A Week Roughly.

7. Do you cum every time you masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never

Most Of The Time, Unless I Have To Cut It Short.

8. Do you masturbate in the morning when you have Morning Wood? Always, Sometimes, Never

Sometimes. :)

9. Do you masturbate to content here on Newgrounds?

No

10. When does masturbation feel best? Morning, Noon, Evening, Night

Er, Anytime I Suppose? Its Not Like It Feels BAD If I Do It In The Morning.


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Response to Male Masturbation Questionnaire Jul. 24th, 2008 @ 09:44 AM Reply

At 7/24/08 02:32 AM, newgiez wrote: Welcome to the Male Masturbation Questionnaire, please fill out this form as correctly as possible.

1. Do you masturbate Dry, or Wet (Lubricated)

Dry (rarely wet)


2. Are you circumcised?

Yes


3. Where does all your cum go? Plastic Baggie, Paper Towel, Other - Explain

On my hand, then in toliet paper (lol)


4. Do you masturbate in the shower? Always, Sometimes, Never

Sometimes


5. Do you need to watch porn to masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never

Sometimes


6. How often do you masturbate? Daily, Weekly, Monthly, Other - Explain

Almost Daily


7. Do you cum every time you masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never

Always


8. Do you masturbate in the morning when you have Morning Wood? Always, Sometime, Never

Never


9. Do you masturbate to content here on Newgrounds?

Rarely, not anymore though.


10. When does masturbation feel best? Morning, Noon, Evening, Night

Anytime is the best time ;)

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At 7/24/08 02:32 AM, newgiez wrote: Welcome to the Male Masturbation Questionnaire, please fill out this form as correctly as possible.

1. Do you masturbate Dry, or Wet (Lubricated)

Yes, usually in the shower, so wet.

2. Are you circumcised?

no

3. Where does all your cum go? Plastic Baggie, Paper Towel, Other - Explain

down the drain

4. Do you masturbate in the shower? Always, Sometimes, Never

always

5. Do you need to watch porn to masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never

sometimes

6. How often do you masturbate? Daily, Weekly, Monthly, Other - Explain

daily

7. Do you cum every time you masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never

always

8. Do you masturbate in the morning when you have Morning Wood? Always, Sometime, Never

sometimes

9. Do you masturbate to content here on Newgrounds?

Not anymore

10. When does masturbation feel best? Morning, Noon, Evening, Night

It doesn't make much difference, but I'd say night

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At 7/24/08 02:49 AM, Zyrotech wrote: i heard from my friend that youll die from loss of sperm if you masturbate 4 times a day... then again thats my weird perverted freind who gos up to little sixth graders and yells "im gona rape you bitch!"

Seamen doesn't keep you alive, it's only use is to reproduce.

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At 7/24/08 02:32 AM, newgiez wrote: Welcome to the Male Masturbation Questionnaire, please fill out this form as correctly as possible.

1. Do you masturbate Dry, or Wet (Lubricated)
2. Are you circumcised?
3. Where does all your cum go? Plastic Baggie, Paper Towel, Other - Explain
4. Do you masturbate in the shower? Always, Sometimes, Never
5. Do you need to watch porn to masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never
6. How often do you masturbate? Daily, Weekly, Monthly, Other - Explain
7. Do you cum every time you masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never
8. Do you masturbate in the morning when you have Morning Wood? Always, Sometime, Never
9. Do you masturbate to content here on Newgrounds?
10. When does masturbation feel best? Morning, Noon, Evening, Night

1) Dry
2) Not circumcised
3) Facial Tissues
4) Couple times, rarely
5) Almost always, sometimes I experiment without porn
6) Like 3-4 times a week
7) Of course why the hell wouldn't I cum
8) No I have other shit to do in the morning
9) When I was really young
10) Its not the day that matters but how Im pleasuring myself. Since I mostly do it at night or evening thats when its the best