Awkward moments with your parent(s)

[l33t-soldier]

Like earlier today, as the news was on TV, they were talking about how someone tagged an overpass with "Out 4 Blood", and all I hear is my mother say, "Oh, that's neat." I was a bit flabbergasted. Then I turned around and saw she was reading the newspaper...

So, NG... what're some awkward moments you've had with your parents recently?

Most Expected: Caught masturbating.

[RacistBassist]

Mom asking me how far I've gotten with a girl, mom asking me how often I look at porn, mom asking me if I make sure to wear a condom, mom asking me other weird shit like that, and I walked in on my parents.

[zyzy]

At 7/24/08 01:16 AM, RacistBassist wrote: Mom asking me how far I've gotten with a girl, mom asking me how often I look at porn, mom asking me if I make sure to wear a condom, mom asking me other weird shit like that, and I walked in on my parents.

Dude your mom sounds hawt!

[b-rod]

At 7/24/08 01:16 AM, RacistBassist wrote: Mom asking me how far I've gotten with a girl, mom asking me how often I look at porn, mom asking me if I make sure to wear a condom, mom asking me other weird shit like that, and I walked in on my parents.

Were they wearing a condom?

[GoForthAndDie]

Some fucking wierd shit has happened. I'll leave it at that.

[InsertFunnyUserName]

"So uh, you like pain, eh?"

[l33t-soldier]

At 7/24/08 01:18 AM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: "So uh, you like pain, eh?"

Wow. I think I'd stare them down after that... or run away, screaming in terror.

[Jenou]

I was walked in on while killing someone. They havent told anyone, and they let me hide the body in our basement, but it was definitely awkward.

[Yrtnej]

Watching Family Guy.

I obviously think that this was the most awkward thing in my life. To be sitting next to my parents, with the TV making jokes about sex.

[SymbolCymbal]

got really really drunk one christmas eve at my sister's husband's parents house and started blabbering about a gay friend of mine that jumpesd into a mosh pit...my parents kept trying to laugh it off while shushing me... lol

and i think i used the word motherfucker and many different forms of the word , at least 5 to six times.

[l33t-soldier]

At 7/24/08 01:31 AM, Yrtnej wrote: Watching Family Guy.

I obviously think that this was the most awkward thing in my life. To be sitting next to my parents, with the TV making jokes about sex.

Yeah, had that happen too.

[DannyJay]

my dad found a condom in my room last night.... he was pissed.......

[Aliensandwich]

When I asked my mom if it's blasphemy if a girl has a crush on Jesus.

[Strength]

My dad actually came inside of my asshole once. I set strict fucking rules that he'd pull out.

Man was that awkward.

[Yrtnej]

At 7/24/08 01:37 AM, Aliensandwich wrote: When I asked my mom if it's blasphemy if a girl has a crush on Jesus.

Well, why didn't you just ask the politics forum? It would have been less awkward.

[acez0spad3s]

At 7/24/08 01:31 AM, Yrtnej wrote: Watching Family Guy.

I obviously think that this was the most awkward thing in my life. To be sitting next to my parents, with the TV making jokes about sex.

i watched the episode about chris having a bigger penis than peter, and peter joining a gun shop with my dad. it was fucking awkward

[ToxicWasteBarrel]

i walked in on my 60 year old grandparents doin it
my eyes have never been the same again

[2clips]

"so is this transvestite thing something your just experimenting with or..."

[Ungar]

At 7/24/08 01:48 AM, ToxicWasteBarrel wrote: i walked in on my 60 year old grandparents doin it
my eyes have never been the same again

Your eyes were never the same when you came to newgrounds, and you're still too young to be here.

[MikeRomanul]

I remember I came once then my parents walked in the room. I had pants on and everything was normal except the orgasm was still going.

They didn't know anything, I just felt awkward and weird, and quickly left to my room to clean up.

[l33t-soldier]

At 7/24/08 01:49 AM, 2clips wrote: "so is this transvestite thing something your just experimenting with or..."

Yikes.

[Rocker23220]

At 7/24/08 01:36 AM, l33t-soldier wrote:

At 7/24/08 01:31 AM, Yrtnej wrote: Watching Family Guy.

I obviously think that this was the most awkward thing in my life. To be sitting next to my parents, with the TV making jokes about sex.

Yeah, had that happen too.

I think everybody has. Me and my brother were watching it, and my mom happend to pass through the kitchen when Quagmire was up to his usual antics. She just said "Great, I've raised a couple of perverts" then walked off....

[2clips]

At 7/24/08 02:04 AM, l33t-soldier wrote:

At 7/24/08 01:49 AM, 2clips wrote: "so is this transvestite thing something your just experimenting with or..."

Yikes.

happened 2 hours ago... the creepy thing is i seiriously looked like a chick bithout the tits...

[Zyrotech]

im at a resturant with my uncle, mom, and dad... my uncle asks if i watch family guy. i say yes. apparently thinking family guy has nudity and is about nothing except sex, my mom says out loud in the resturant' "what?!?! do you look at naked girls on the internet to!"

[Scary-Kids]

well i was fapping it and my momma walked it...she just stared at me (i was completly unware she was there)
she didnt say anything untill i finished then i got up to wash my hands and i see her standing in my doorway....and she says...."sigh" "Go wash your hands right now dinner is almost ready"

[Bruute]

Most awkward moment with my parent(s)

well....

My father weighs about 700lbs and the trailer I was living in with him a few years ago cought fire (long story) and trying to get his fat ass out the trailer was pretty awkward.

[l33t-soldier]

At 7/24/08 02:10 AM, Bruute wrote: Most awkward moment with my parent(s)

well....

My father weighs about 700lbs and the trailer I was living in with him a few years ago cought fire (long story) and trying to get his fat ass out the trailer was pretty awkward.

That's hilariously sad. Thank you sharing that with us...

[The-La]

This happened with my friend's parents:

Me and about 3 other friends were going around on the internet, just checking out random stuff on youtube and stuff. My friend's parents were maybe about 15 feet away from us, right outside the room were in, the door was open. Then, suddenly, both parents decide to get up, and walk into the room with these really stern, suspecting looks on their faces. Then, his mother says in a deep voice "You're not look at any porn, are you," with this stress in her voice, almost as she was about to yell. We said no, then they both left the room slowly, still keeping an eye on us as we walked away.

[Bruute]

At 7/24/08 02:12 AM, l33t-soldier wrote:

At 7/24/08 02:10 AM, Bruute wrote: Most awkward moment with my parent(s)

well....

My father weighs about 700lbs and the trailer I was living in with him a few years ago cought fire (long story) and trying to get his fat ass out the trailer was pretty awkward.

That's hilariously sad. Thank you sharing that with us...

lol np I figured it would give some newgroundling a laugh true story though.

[firstandonly]

well lets see, hmmm.........well i was watching porn and my dad walked by drunk, looked at the screen and said " she's got nice tits"