I have found the truth.

[Kitine]

I used to be a Muslim, I used to worship this invisible God, that controlled my life and told me what to do. Yes, an invisible scum, told me what to do.
Retarded, no?

So when I lost my belief in God and knew the religion was just bull, I was glad.

Two days ago, I woke up early in the morning at about 7am, after good breakfast, I took my cup of coffee and my cigarettes and went down to enjoy the beautiful morning sky. Then it hit me.
The clouds at this moment looked fake, like some sort of wallpaper, pacifists keep at home, walled into every room in their house.
We are a project. Yes, a project.
Some sort of scientist above, behind this 'sky' we see everyday, is putting us to the test, and at 7am, 2 days ago, some sort of, malfuction happening, making the sky look out of the ordinary, and it didn't get to him, the scientist that is, much because this was the hour were everyone was in a rush, to get to work and such, but not me, I was up, and I saw it.
The sky is fake, my fellow Newgrounders, we are a study, a study of how people react with artifical intelligence scewered into them.

I know the truth, it might be fake, but then again, it could be real.
Think about it..

[Deathspam]

You better go wear a tinfoil hat so they can't read your mind. After all, everyone's against you. It couldn't be anything more simple, like paranoia perhaps.

[The-word-destroyer]

You know, I'm all for the thing where we might have been created as test subjects for aliens thing.

But you're story sucked.

[STEM]

Your story started great then tragically crashed. so you start in one hole and end in another, classic.

[Gatling]

You fell from the one bullshit believe into another.

[Onizero]

Raelism...

[Procrastination]

so the sky is falling?
better run around tellin everyone.

[Kitine]

I'm sorry if I'm no amazing story teller, thats not the point, the point is that we were creating as a project by some scientiest or whatever.

The truth is hard to handle, yes, but once you grasp even a little bit of it, the rest is easy to comprehend.

[Z-Sector]

Sounds to me like someone just watched Chicken Little/The Truman Show.

[kRaZyAzN]

You're crazy man, get away from me!

[physicsman09]

Yes, and 9/11 was a conspiracy, the moon landing never happened, and the Government is hiding alien bodies.

Anyone can make up shit, it doesn't mean it's real.

Sort of like what you're doing right now.

Jackass

[Bazi]

Don't worry, I will personally make sure the scientist that fucked up your sky will be fired, or severely penalized.

In the meantime would you like a lunar eclipse to appear above your home?

[Gatling]

At 7/23/08 06:43 PM, physicsman09 wrote:

Anyone can make up shit, it doesn't mean it's real.

Sort of like what you're doing right now.

Though, I must say that I have more respect for people who follow their own believes, unlike the ones who blindelessly follow the believes of others.

[Kitine]

At 7/23/08 06:43 PM, physicsman09 wrote: Yes, and 9/11 was a conspiracy, the moon landing never happened, and the Government is hiding alien bodies.

Anyone can make up shit, it doesn't mean it's real.

Sort of like what you're doing right now.

Jackass

Well what if I believe its real, which I do, this is probably the most realistic thing I have ever believed in, and I follow and read many religions to see which one is the truth, I haven't found one out yet, so I just gave up, finding the truth with religion and couldn't even really describe why I was an athiest without just saying, "I don't believe in a God".

This is what I believe in, and if you can't respect it, then please, get the fuck out, I am not here to bullshit anyone and make some funny Newgrounds thread out of summer boredom, I am here to express what I feel and know, unlike many other religion threads, I seriously do believe in this.

Jackass.

[PeiMei]

Listen to me. If you aren't joking and you really truly believe this, you need to go see a psychiatrist.
It looks like you were dependent on being a muslim because it gave you a way to look at life, but now that you have non, you jumped on the first crazy thought you had one morning. You're having a bad trip.

On the other hand if this is all a joke I admire your sense of humour.

This reminded me of my own insanity. Good work.

[Kitine]

At 7/23/08 06:51 PM, PeiMei wrote: Listen to me. If you aren't joking and you really truly believe this, you need to go see a psychiatrist.
It looks like you were dependent on being a muslim because it gave you a way to look at life, but now that you have non, you jumped on the first crazy thought you had one morning. You're having a bad trip.

On the other hand if this is all a joke I admire your sense of humour.

This reminded me of my own insanity. Good work.

Haha, a psychiatrist you say?
Whats he going to do? Tell me that I'm crazy and heres some fucking prozac or some shit like that?
I truly believe in this, and I don't need anyone telling me I'm crazy. I was never dependent on Islam.
Islam is the most bullshit religion there is out there.

I'm not having a bad trip, but all this knowledge just hit me, of course I'm going to look crazy, I don't even full comprehend it, so when I just blast all this into your faces, of course your going to think I'm crazy.
Once I fully understand the realism of this, I will tell you guys in steps, so you can understand where I am going at.

[Z-Sector]

At 7/23/08 06:59 PM, Kitine wrote: Once I fully understand the realism of this, I will tell you guys in steps, so you can understand where I am going at.

No, fuck you. You're 15, you don't even know the difference between your and you're.

And realism is a type of art, you were looking for 'reality'.

[Kitine]

At 7/23/08 07:02 PM, Z-Sector wrote:

At 7/23/08 06:59 PM, Kitine wrote: Once I fully understand the realism of this, I will tell you guys in steps, so you can understand where I am going at.

No, fuck you. You're 15, you don't even know the difference between your and you're.

And realism is a type of art, you were looking for 'reality'.

It's people like you I can't stand, age is just a fucking number pal.
I'm pretty sure I know the difference between 'your' and 'your're'.

So what, there was no 15 year old, ever, to find out something that no one has twice his age or some crap like that?
Being 15 doesn't mean being stupid, or some sort of fucking retard, it might mean you have more experience than me, and then again, maybe not. In the long run, age is just a number.

[MisterUnderstood]

At 7/23/08 06:43 PM, physicsman09 wrote: Yes, and 9/11 was a conspiracy, the moon landing never happened, and the Government is hiding alien bodies.

Anyone can make up shit, it doesn't mean it's real.

Sort of like what you're doing right now.

Jackass

If everyone was called a jackass for believeing what they want to believe, the world would be a bunch of mentally fucked rejects like you. I'm not saying what he's saying is right, but I'm also not bashing him for it. Why don't you go somewhere else instead of bashing someone else. Why don't you find out more about your religion. Assclown.

[BlackPlastic]

Really? sounds like a pretty crazy assumption to me.

Do you think he's on to us?

[MexicanGun]

I found Truth, too!

[TheFatFrog]

It's an interesting topic to discuss. The world is endless, and there unlimited possibilities. Sometimes i harbor beleifs such as yours for a certain amount of time, than move on to others. Right now, i beleive that there is a civilization underwater, too far for us to reach. They are as ignorant of us as we are of them, and someday i beleieve we will discover each other, resulting in a war of epic porportions.

Go ahead, make fun of me :)

[mastermalpass]

Well, you're not wrong when you say you are being studied.

[PROXER]

Uhh.... Gaaaaaw!! You ruined the ending for me!
On a more 'on topic' note; The clouds looked just fine to me. They did all of the usual things clouds do, such as chainge shape and consistancy while they moved. Oh, and age is a number, but also can represent life experiance which you seem to lack some. I mean, I was listening to a hypnosis/trance thing on my Ipod. Usually it just helped me to get all relaxed and heavy, but that time I actually 'tried' to fold a sort of nothingness around me. I was only able to hold it a few seconds, but the feeling was indescribable.
My point is this: don't go holding some belief like this when you're only fifteen. It'll never end well. People will start avoiding you, you'll never hold a steady job and you'll wind up somewhere you don't want to be. Clear your head, start tomorow with nothing. Drink your coffee, smoke your cig (you 'tard), and look up into the clouds again without a thought in your head. Maybe then you'll see something you missed the first time. Something that lead you down this runnaway train of thought in the first place. Once you're finished looking at the clouds, go back inside. Stare at the floor for a while, picking out patterns in the dirt or scuffs.
Weave some other ideas from those patterns. After some more thought you should realize that beliefs, of nearly any kind, never work out too well. Ideas are better. You can change them to fit your needs.
Example; Once I was talking with a friend and I came to wonder where all the sneases that don't make it go to. I came up with this snease-dimension where the sneases that aren't expelled wind up. They build and build there until some race develops some method that breaks into the dimension, and by that point the universe will have shrunk down exponentially, so when all the trilleons on years of built up snease is released it will blow the universe assunder once again, sowing the seeds for the next generation of life to begin once again, repeating the cycle.

These are the things any compatant Shrink would tell you, not just tell you your crazy and to pop some pills.

[banchy44]

Your story is a fial at the end.

[Thimbles]

Who is your dealer and where can I find him?

[PeiMei]

At 7/23/08 06:59 PM, Kitine wrote: I'm not having a bad trip, but all this knowledge just hit me, of course I'm going to look crazy, I don't even full comprehend it, so when I just blast all this into your faces, of course your going to think I'm crazy.
Once I fully understand the realism of this, I will tell you guys in steps, so you can understand where I am going at.

I know exactly where that's coming from.

When I'm high, I come up with all kinds of theories. After, I try to explain them to people and share what I've just realized or "discovered" on life, people never believe me. And I, am also convinced everytime that it's just because I'm not giving them the right picture.

The truth is you're just so ready to accept it.
Question it. See it from a non-believer's point of view.

Here's my attempt at breaking your theory. You say the sky was malfunctioning and no longer looked like it's just some desktop running over us? If we were really a project our containment wouldn't stop at planet earth. There are galaxies to talk about here. We'd be such a small spec inside millions of galaxies inside a test-tube or something right? Like finding a civilization living on an atom?

I feel like if that's the case they'd:
1. Have no reason to put some kind of screen over the sky.
And 2. Have some very strong microscopes.

Am I getting the right picture?

[kingvinny]

I think someone had a bad acid trip...

[deafeningsilence5]

Thousands of years of science beg to differ.

Reconsider your conspiracy theories and try again later.

[That-Is-Bull]

At 7/23/08 06:51 PM, PeiMei wrote: Listen to me. If you aren't joking and you really truly believe this, you need to go see a psychiatrist.
It looks like you were dependent on being a muslim because it gave you a way to look at life, but now that you have non, you jumped on the first crazy thought you had one morning. You're having a bad trip.

How does him believing this make him any more insane than a religious person? They both have the same amount of evidence. You think he's crazy because he believes something that has exactly zero evidence other than some stories, but you don't think Christians are crazy for believing in something that has exactly zero evidence other than some stories, just because it's more popular?