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Forum Topic: Blow Job= Cancer?

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Posted at: 7/23/08 04:17 PM

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WTF I don't get it. Does everybody of cancer? I mean what the fuck. My health teacher didn't tell me that I couldn't get a BJ without cathing HIV or some shit like that. T_T

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What the fuck?!? Are you serious?? This is not good. Oral sex was the fallback from intercourse cause it was classified as "safe sex". What do we do now?

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Posted at: 7/23/08 04:19 PM

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Lawl. Next thing they'll be saying that you get fuckin' "Hand Cancer" If you give someone a hand job.

Nowadays everything you do gives you cancer.

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At 7/23/08 03:37 PM, TheRadicalOne wrote: Dammit! Does everything cause cancer now?!?

We should all just live in bubbles or something.

Bubbles cause cancer.

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Posted at: 7/23/08 04:22 PM

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I guess that's no more sucking mod cock.

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At 7/23/08 03:37 PM, TheRadicalOne wrote: Dammit! Does everything cause cancer now?!?

We should all just live in bubbles or something.

Apparently, doctors have found that the air inside of bubbles is too clean, and may cause lung cancer.

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if you know who youre fucking none of those statistics matter


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Posted at: 7/23/08 06:43 PM

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Can somebody explain this logically, since that site didn't? I mean, if you wash up and don't already have any STDs, it doesn't really make sense as to how this could lead to cancer.

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Just when you thought your life couldn't suck any more.

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In a few years, there will be no sexeh times. Scientists will soon find out that having sex causes a feel-good moment or two that causes douchebagcelodis on 99% of the people having sex. This horrid disease makes you like the "music" of Cher and eventually make you implode.

And now a peek into the future:

Yare 2012.
-The once great and superb InTeRnEtZ has been destroyed. Mankind failed to fight for Net Neutrality and is forced to watch endlessly looped reruns of Friends/Chinpokomon & Jerry Springer 4ever and for all eternity.
-The only "sexeh times" humans can have is a five-fingered thing called a hand.
-Arnold teh "I'll be back" Barbarian is the president of the Colonies of Earth. Mankind is doomed.

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SapphireLight is screwed.

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I think its all a scare tactic to get the kiddies to stop having oral sex. I am sure if they got scared over this they would just find something else to pass the time.

foot fetishes maybe.

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Don't make her swallow....

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Bullshit.

And besides, it's not like the majority of you fags have anything to worry about anyway.

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To quote the great Joe Jackson:

"Everything gives you Cancer"

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This will never stop me from playing the skin flute.

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At 7/23/08 03:34 PM, Dropkicked wrote: Just when you thought it was safe to suck a dick again...

What has the world come to?!

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Bullshit anti-teenage sex propoganda.


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I just got cancer from eating a poptart. Shit.

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At 7/23/08 04:25 PM, WingCommand wrote: At 7/23/08 04:21 PM, QcStorm wrote:
At 7/23/08 03:37 PM, TheRadicalOne wrote: Dammit! Does everything cause cancer now?!?

We should all just live in bubbles or something.
Bubbles cause cancer.
Apparently, doctors have found that the air inside of bubbles is too clean, and may cause lung cancer.

No... NO WHYYYYYYY?!?! I bet if anything the radiation from my laptop is giving me cancer, the plastic from the keys are fucking with my DNA and liking video games increases my chance of dying a virgin by over 9000 percent!

Fuck you Newgrounds, you bunch of keyboard warriors.
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Posted at: 7/24/08 02:45 AM

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Solution: Don't swallow?

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Well shit, these days you can't throw a stone without getting cancer!

Wait, what?

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Scientists are also now saying that staring at the computer screen too long will increase your chances of going blind by over 90% !

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I thought i heard somewhere the giving blowjobs could actually prevent some kind of disease.

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So no sex is safe. Come f***ing on!

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True, what doesnt cause cancer these days.

We should have a competition seeing who can get the most types of cancer before dying!

GO!

Some fear death, others pray for it...

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too bad everything can be linked to cancer.

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At 7/24/08 03:54 AM, IFABF wrote: Scientists are also now saying that staring at the computer screen too long will increase your chances of going blind by over 90% !

Scientists have also discovered that this statistic is increased tenfold when Newgrounds is displayed on said computer screen.

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GAH MY EYES!!!

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just thing there is no cancer, there is no cancer...and you're safe !

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