So here's the story, last night I got extremely bored, and decided to call my friend, and he says he's busy. So, I call back a hour later and he says "not right now I'm with a chick" and I said fine, whatever. I call him back another hour later and he says "Dude, I'm in bed with a chick, you want proof, well here you go" and he hands the phone to her. "Hello?" And then i get a high pitched voice back saying "Hi", I Said, "Could you give back the phone to Logan?" "Ok". So I try to be funny and shit so i say "Wait, before you hang up on me, i have one thing to say" "What?" "Use a condom!". So basically he slept with this one chick who happens to be very well known and his parents would kill them if they found out. What should I blackmail him for?
TL;DR: I hate TL;DR fags.