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Top 10 things to do naked. 2008-07-22 05:09:22 Reply

We all know being naked is awesome, it's a great feeling - the power of it all is thrilling. However, what is the top 10 best things to do while being in your birthday suit.

I've composed a weak list to start us off. Oh, and don't choose sex or masturbation, be creative.

1. Dancing in the rain
2. Cooking
3. Finger-painting
4. Gardening
5. Playing tag
6. Jumping jacks
7. Swimming
8. Table tennis
9. Stand in a public place and stare at people
10. Drive

Now, your turn.


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Response to Top 10 things to do naked. 2008-07-22 05:10:46 Reply

1. Have sex

That's about it

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Response to Top 10 things to do naked. 2008-07-22 05:12:50 Reply

At 7/22/08 05:10 AM, DragonsGrief wrote: 1. Have sex

That's about it

1. Sex
2. ......

You know what that is about it.

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Response to Top 10 things to do naked. 2008-07-22 05:13:40 Reply

At 7/22/08 05:12 AM, The-Great-One wrote:
At 7/22/08 05:10 AM, DragonsGrief wrote: 1. Have sex

That's about it
1. Sex
2. ......

You know what that is about it.

Totally


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Response to Top 10 things to do naked. 2008-07-22 05:15:01 Reply

At 7/22/08 05:12 AM, The-Great-One wrote: 1. Sex
2. ......

3. PROFIT!


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Response to Top 10 things to do naked. 2008-07-22 05:15:39 Reply

Erm... lets see!

1. Have sex
2. Walk about in empty house
3. Run outside
4. Trampoline
5. Swim in a lake
6. Lie about next to someone
7. Run in the rain outside
8. Wake up in someone elses house
9. Wake up on top of someone
10. Sky dive

Ive not done all of those im sorry to say. Not 10, 7 or 3 or 4.


I fucking hate euphemism.

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Response to Top 10 things to do naked. 2008-07-22 05:17:15 Reply

amazing, ten things to do naked and not a single one of them is having sex or masturbating.


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Response to Top 10 things to do naked. 2008-07-22 05:18:11 Reply

oooooooo me me me

1. sleep
2. lie in the grass
3. bike :3
4. sit on a roof
5. make mmmm delicious cake
6. play with little children for the lulz
7. pour soda all over your self
8. sit in a window some where public, pressed against the glass drooling and looking desperate
9. vacum clen
10. drinking tea


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Response to Top 10 things to do naked. 2008-07-22 05:18:47 Reply

At 7/22/08 05:17 AM, homor wrote: amazing, ten things to do naked and not a single one of them is having sex or masturbating.

I said not to choose them because it's too obvious, I'm not saying there not the best - just not really original, I knew the first few posts would include sex because that's NG.


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Response to Top 10 things to do naked. 2008-07-22 05:22:16 Reply

At 7/22/08 05:18 AM, MrLuckDuck wrote: I said not to choose them because it's too obvious, I'm not saying there not the best - just not really original, I knew the first few posts would include sex because that's NG.

I'd go with #1. Heh! Dancing naked

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Response to Top 10 things to do naked. 2008-07-22 05:22:57 Reply

1. Sex
2. Fapping
3. Streaking


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Response to Top 10 things to do naked. 2008-07-22 05:52:42 Reply

A girl.


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Response to Top 10 things to do naked. 2008-07-22 05:55:24 Reply

Over a period of months eat very fatty foods continually until your to fat to walk, then roll your wheelchair off a high rise building into a street.

*pop*

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Response to Top 10 things to do naked. 2008-07-22 06:30:35 Reply

I'm surprised no one has posted my favourite thing to do naked yet... Post on newgrounds.


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Response to Top 10 things to do naked. 2008-07-22 06:52:35 Reply

water gun fight

skate board

post in bbs

make a sandwich

stare at women

eat


questions are answers

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Response to Top 10 things to do naked. 2008-07-22 07:41:41 Reply

i would preffer going to a restaurant , i think it would be really funny.

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Response to Top 10 things to do naked. 2008-07-22 07:45:57 Reply

The only things I do naked is sex and showering/in the bath.


This looks squint.

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Response to Top 10 things to do naked. 2008-07-22 07:47:02 Reply

At 7/22/08 07:45 AM, LOLZILLA wrote: The only things I do naked is sex and showering/in the bath.

I saw you post here and I was expecting you to win the thread with something hilarious.

Needless to say the one time you had potiential to be funny you chose to be serious.

I'm disappointed in you.:)

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Response to Top 10 things to do naked. 2008-07-22 07:48:01 Reply

At 7/22/08 07:44 AM, SilverTheHedgehog wrote: I think you can do all those stuff with clothes on.

You're fucking kidding me?


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Response to Top 10 things to do naked. 2008-07-22 07:54:24 Reply

At 7/22/08 06:46 AM, SilverTheHedgehog wrote: 1. put clothes back on
2. -
3. -
4. -
5. -
6. -
7. -
8. -
9. -
10. -

You're no fun tonight.


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Response to Top 10 things to do naked. 2008-07-22 08:02:39 Reply

My turn let me think.

1. hopscotch
2. play doctor
3. hide & seek
4. ride a bike
5. listen to music
6. fight with someone else
7. go out to a firing range and shoot a pistol or high powered shotgun/rifle
8. walk with your hands (this one is a bit hard to pull off but if you do it nude then congrats)
9. play the pokemon trading card game
10. photograph yourself (if you like that sort of thing)


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Response to Top 10 things to do naked. 2008-07-22 08:16:59 Reply

1- Get in a line.
2- Ask for child-care job.
3- Make a visit to a female-only school.
4- Go to a clothes store and try some underwear.
5- Work at a restaurant as a chef AND waiter.
6- Get in a public pool.
7- Visit a female rehab for sex addicts.
8- Ride a horse.
9- Run for president.
10- Be a gynecologist.


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Response to Top 10 things to do naked. 2008-07-22 08:35:36 Reply

At 7/22/08 08:16 AM, YoungAndWise wrote:

Hmm nice list here is another to add to the top things to do in your birthday suit.

1. Party
2. purchase more checks from the bank
3. ride a motorcycle
4. dry hump someone
5. play monopoly with your friends or family
6. go hang-gliding
7. play the guitar and sing affectionately to your boyfriend or girlfriend
8. plan a project with your friends and build a treehouse that you will call "The club" (ladies allowed)
9. write a newspaper article
10. apply for various odd jobs/ go to a job interview


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Response to Top 10 things to do naked. 2008-07-22 08:59:50 Reply

1) dance naked on tv and say "i'm just another tool from newgrounds"
2) have sex and say I'm definitely not from Newgrounds
3) streak in college and say I got this idea from newgrounds
ect. ect.

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Response to Top 10 things to do naked. 2008-07-22 09:01:57 Reply

go to the best roller coaster with a huge line...everyone will give me to be the first because they will have no interest in me being behind them!


If you see this, this topic must've been bumped!

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Response to Top 10 things to do naked. 2008-07-22 09:07:39 Reply

At 7/22/08 05:17 AM, homor wrote: amazing, ten things to do naked and not a single one of them is having sex or masturbating.

You're an idiot.


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Response to Top 10 things to do naked. 2008-07-22 09:33:56 Reply

Talking to children about political issues around the globe.


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Response to Top 10 things to do naked. 2008-07-22 09:42:35 Reply

At 7/22/08 05:52 AM, UberKuri wrote: A girl.

Everyone stop. We have a winner.


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Response to Top 10 things to do naked. 2008-07-22 10:15:38 Reply

I notice nobody said "Have a shower".

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Response to Top 10 things to do naked. 2008-07-22 10:20:43 Reply

1. Have sex- right?
2. Deep philosophical thinking.
3. Being intoxicated.
4. Sky diving :D
5. Swimming.


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