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She came into my room and was like, "does picnik work on your PC?" so i was like, "wat?" and she was like, "picnik.com it's some image thing" so I start typing pic... and then my history comes up. "PETITE TEENAGER TEEN PORN PICS" I shit a brick.

Haha.

Tl;dr CLEAR YOU HISTORY.

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At least you can laugh it off instead of being all :'(

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lesson learnt
use a different browser for pr0n

did she say anything?

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Yeah, awesome bar ftl :(.

Same thing happened to me ages ago with 'you...'

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At 7/20/08 12:24 PM, Wreckages wrote: lesson learnt
use a different browser for pr0n

did she say anything?

no, she walked off. Lmao.
I think she caught me before though, she was in bed off school and I didn't realise, thought i was alone, so I "pumped up the volume" and had "ooh baby like that ooh baby FUCK ME SO HARDDD" on and she was like, 2 metres away in the next room. Haha.

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At 7/20/08 12:22 PM, citricsquid wrote: hhahahahha.
She came into my room and was like, "does picnik work on your PC?" so i was like, "wat?" and she was like, "picnik.com it's some image thing" so I start typing pic... and then my history comes up. "PETITE TEENAGER TEEN PORN PICS" I shit a brick.

Haha.

Tl;dr CLEAR YOU HISTORY.

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Petite! GAHAH. I can understand if you were typing "neopets" and "nude angelina jolie" came up, but "petite"?

You sir, have made my day.

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She didn't technically SEE porn....... She saw the WORD porn.....

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You should make porn with your sister, duh.

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My sister sees me on porn all the time, then again she's 14.

We don't talk about it.

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At 7/20/08 12:28 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: She didn't technically SEE porn....... She saw the WORD porn.....

Good as when some of the shit there was darn descriptive.

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Its good that you can laugh

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How old is she?
maybe she is petite enough?
watch her while she is taking a bath or something, spares bandwidth

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nice search. you should've looked up lolita....

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no, she walked off. Lmao.
I think she caught me before though, she was in bed off school and I didn't realise, thought i was alone, so I "pumped up the volume" and had "ooh baby like that ooh baby FUCK ME SO HARDDD" on and she was like, 2 metres away in the next room. Haha.

LMFAO How old is she?

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Or just don't jerk off and watch porn... Maybe get a girlfriend or something.

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Watch your pr0n in Opera or something if you use firefox and just totally delete your Opera data after every use, or vise versa. I like my history ;)

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Haha, be carefull next time to clear you're history after watching midget porn.

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If shes like 14 I'm pretty sure she won't care... if shes like 8 then you got some explaining to do :P

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At 7/20/08 01:17 PM, BlueHippo wrote: Watch your pr0n in Opera or something if you use firefox and just totally delete your Opera data after every use, or vise versa. I like my history ;)

Can't be bothered with more than 1 browser, I end up confused and disorientated. I could just be careful about what I do when she's around, haha.

Also, to people that want to know her age, she's 363 days younger than me (Just under a year?).

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At 7/20/08 12:22 PM, citricsquid wrote: hhahahahha.
She came into my room and was like, "does picnik work on your PC?" so i was like, "wat?" and she was like, "picnik.com it's some image thing" so I start typing pic... and then my history comes up. "PETITE TEENAGER TEEN PORN PICS" I shit a brick.

Haha.

Tl;dr CLEAR YOU HISTORY.

I suggest you clear your History, otherwise, you'll stir up more shit.

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Mmm.
Something similar happened to me, except it was with the google search history thing.
My dad searched up some car rental thing. Unexpected things came up in the history to him.

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At 7/20/08 01:23 PM, citricsquid wrote:

Shes only 15!!!

Unless her birthday is today!!!

Which means she's legal!!!

Wait. damm... to old for me.

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Go into your FireFox options and unclick the box that says "Keep my history for at least x days". Also select "Always clear my private data". Other than that get CCleaner or another program.

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Just download the dam pics so you don't have to use a search engine every time, then forget to clear your cache.

Just make sure you hide it in some seriously backwater WINDOWS folder.

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At 7/20/08 12:26 PM, citricsquid wrote:

I think she caught me before though, she was in bed off school and I didn't realise, thought i was alone, so I "pumped up the volume" and had "ooh baby like that ooh baby FUCK ME SO HARDDD" on and she was like, 2 metres away in the next room. Haha.

How so very awkward.

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At 7/21/08 07:23 AM, Homosecksual wrote:
At 7/20/08 01:23 PM, citricsquid wrote:
Shes only 15!!!

Unless her birthday is today!!!

Which means she's legal!!!

Wait. damm... to old for me.

She's legal at 15? Lucky people..It's 18 here. I tried to hit it with my 15 y/o gf when I was 18 and had the cops called on me. Bad times there..

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My browser autoclears my history every time I close it.

Yay for firefox.

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I've had many close calls this year. I have my own laptop, so I don't need to be careful about deleting stuff, and I have my porn folder on my desktop (ominously named "New Folder"), but I lived in halls of residence this year, and there was always people in my room.
I always got paranoid when people were fucking about on my laptop.

You know what you wanna do with that, right? You wanna put a banging donk on it!

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At 7/20/08 01:17 PM, EpicFail wrote: Or just don't jerk off and watch porn... Maybe get a girlfriend or something.

Well for some people masturbation is something we have to do or else we have a shower cream pie cumshot that the girl won't like much unless she's a culturist willing protein ...

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