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"When I was your age, we had hot, kinky, 1-900 telephone sex numbers! But if you try that now, you'll have some old man listening in on your 'Take that big stick and shove it up your hole'."

Also

"When I was a kid, we had video game made specifically for us. But now," *Walks over to pile of games* "you got casual government friendly shit like Mom, Can I Mow the Lawn, Super Fun Nature Exploration, and Super Mario SAT Prep. Damn, I wish they could bring back the good ol' ESRB."

When I was your age, beating your children was a form of discipline. AND IT WORKS

I'll probably be that stupid dad that uses references from his past in ways his children don't understand.

"Junior, how many times have I told you to clean up this room?"
"I dunno, dad"
"OVER NINE-THOUSAAAAAAAAND TIMES"

When I was your age, I wasn't listening to this Mainstream Sexcore Techno you listen to now.

When I was your age, we lived on a planet called earth.

We grew pizza plants there.

When I was ur age, u had to wait til u were 16 to actually have sex.

Fuck, up there u would be fucking in heaven at 14.

At 7/19/08 11:30 PM, lc2000 wrote:

At 7/19/08 11:28 PM, Guardian-Angel wrote: When I was your age, there were only 2 options to please myself: my girl and my hand. Fuck you all and your robots.

yeah great way to masturbate........a big cold handed robot wow

Yeah, or a warm girls hand. Egh, gross.

Back then, we knew what legs were, and we engaged in this excercise called WALKING

At 7/20/08 12:01 AM, Cute-Penguin wrote:

At 7/19/08 11:24 PM, Powdar wrote: When I was your age, Pluto was a planet. It's too bad I can't tell them that I voted for the first black president.

What are you going to be telling your kids, Newgrounds? It has to be something good though.

when i was your age? age what you're only 15 there a lot of people in newgrounds are older than you

He means when he is older and what he would tell his kids you idiot, Did you even read the post?

When I was your age, I was the same age as you.

When I was your age, I still had my natural organs.

When I was your age, we couldn't fuck our siblings.

That never happened because you're still a nine year old prick with a dweeby voice.

When I was your age are Dick's werent genetically enhanced.You have put me in shame son. In shame....

When I was your age, water had not been invented yet! If we were thirsty, we drank rocks!

When I was your age, we had a dumb ass as a president, not a niga.

At 7/20/08 01:40 AM, Tugoro wrote: When I was your age, we had a dumb ass as a president, not a niga.

What makes bush a dumb ass?

At 7/19/08 11:45 PM, igott wrote:

At 7/19/08 11:37 PM, Link24l wrote:

At 7/19/08 11:29 PM, TehSlapHappy wrote: Now, wait till 2009.

not if we elect Macain hell turn on them oil pumps

and Al Gore Blows up with gay-ass prissiness?

Hell No!

We need to go with a cleaner and Cheaper Fucking Fuel.

THERES A POLITICAL THREAD FOR THIS SHIT, LEAVE IT THERE.

At 7/20/08 12:18 AM, GoldenPickaxe wrote:

At 7/20/08 12:17 AM, hhcash wrote: When I was younger, i sat behind Jesus in school.

How old are you?Over nine thousand?

i believe you mean, OVER 2000!

When I was your age, we actually had good shows on TV... with characters people actually liked... like Steve Urkel.

I'm so glad that Family Matters is on Nick at Nite now.

when i was your age, we had video games. not them fancy pants virtual reality rooms.

" When I was your age some people on Newgrounds treated me like I was geroge bush because I met Tom Fulp ".

Guys, really, i barly talk about that anymore. stop bringing it up and saying i always mention him. and i lost weight.

Things were easier. You didn't have to interact with the TV holograms, and getting to school ment you drove uphill! Both ways!

When I was YOUR age, the internet, and computers sucked the monkey's uncle... like this:

When I was your age what I'm doing to you right now was illegal

When i was young my dad had hair awsome hair

if i EVER see you talkin' up that alien boy again i swear to GOD, you know how i feel about clingons! nothing but a bunch a' freeloaders, taking up all our jobs! go back to your own planet.

if there really are any aliens reading this post, i'm sorry, forgive me, i hope my apologies don't get lost in translation.

When I was a kid, NES and SNES were mainstream. We used walkmans instead of i-pods and only the rich people had cell phones. Gasoline was also about a dollar a gallon.

When i was your age, I was playing with my pet raptor!

At 7/20/08 02:52 AM, OsAmARaMa wrote: When I was a kid, NES and SNES were mainstream. We used walkmans instead of i-pods and only the rich people had cell phones. Gasoline was also about a dollar a gallon.

Hmmft, don't forget Gameboy

Yeah, Walkmans we're cool, ipods are gay, heheh!

"When I was your age, I had to get off my lazy ass and actually work, instead of having all these damn robots doing it for me"

"When I was your age, Nintendo Sony and Microsoft were three separate powers, instead of a huge conglomerate superpower"
Son: O_O OMG NO WAI!!!