The Stupidity that is Power Rangers

[Xeallexx]

So, I was watching "Cops" with my little bro the other day when he switches the channel to Jetix. At first I thought this channel was okay because they The old cartoon of "Iron Man".
AS soon as the fact that there was weird ass music going on in the background, I turned my head to see what was going on. The most horrifying, most unconceivable thing I have yet to lay my eyes on was showing. "Power Rangers - Ninja Storm". And I thought "Ultraman" was weird. Not only were the actors lines full of complete corny shit, the acting and effects were the worst kind of - something - I've seen.

The villains costume looked like some unkempt piece of junk. And the action scenes were also full of crap. WHO IN THE HELL JUMP KICKS EIGHT FRICKIN FEET IN THE F"N AIR AND THEN FLOATS, yes FLOATS FOR FIVE DAMN SECONDS TO LAND THE KICK PERFECTLY????!!!!!!!

[Grub-Xer0]

STFU Power Rangers is awesome.

[videogamer0810]

At 7/19/08 05:54 PM, Xeallexx wrote: The villains costume looked like some unkempt piece of junk. And the action scenes were also full of crap. WHO IN THE HELL JUMP KICKS EIGHT FRICKIN FEET IN THE F"N AIR AND THEN FLOATS, yes FLOATS FOR FIVE DAMN SECONDS TO LAND THE KICK PERFECTLY????!!!!!!!

That's kids' action shows for you.

[Xeallexx]

At 7/19/08 05:56 PM, Grub-Xer0 wrote: STFU Power Rangers is awesome.

Yeah, when they first came out. What is this like the Eighth? They F'd it up!

[hootsmon]

At 7/19/08 05:54 PM, Xeallexx wrote:

WHO IN THE HELL JUMP KICKS EIGHT FRICKIN FEET IN THE F"N AIR AND THEN FLOATS, yes FLOATS FOR FIVE DAMN SECONDS TO LAND THE KICK PERFECTLY????!!!!!!!

the power rangers,apparently

[Idiot-Finder]

They should've stop at Power Rangers in Space.

[YK-Blaze]

oh god the HORROR! i know its stupid i mean they always "almost loose" and then when they got their ass kicked, NOW WE WILL USE THE WEAPON WE HAD ALL THE F*G TIME!

[putzpie]

THE SUPER METRIX MAKER IS ASPLODING WE MUST USE THE ULTIMATE FRIENDSHIP GUN TO SHOVE COCKS IN THE ENEMIES RECTAL CAVITY!

/caps.

[putzpie]

Actually I was with my mom, at her friend's babysitting job, and power rangers was on TV, and I was watching because I was bored, and then all in the sudden this guy starts growing horns and he's like "TIME TO GET HORNY!"

[Grub-Xer0]

You guys do realize that this is for kids and not some TVMA and TV14 rated stuff, right?

[Xeallexx]

At 7/19/08 06:04 PM, Grub-Xer0 wrote: You guys do realize that this is for kids and not some TVMA and TV14 rated stuff, right?

Yes, but what if they did?

[YK-Blaze]

At 7/19/08 06:03 PM, putzpie wrote: Actually I was with my mom, at her friend's babysitting job, and power rangers was on TV, and I was watching because I was bored, and then all in the sudden this guy starts growing horns and he's like "TIME TO GET HORNY!"

lol
but even if i'm bored, i will not watch that crap.
and i know 13 years-old that watches that crap(sad).

[lux2000]

does anybody remember alpha 5

and before anybody else does it

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kagoe]

Because they touch themselves at night.

[Shreddy]

At 7/19/08 05:54 PM, Xeallexx wrote: xeallexx wrote aload of faggotry which i am not going to quote.

anyway. because your are Age: n/a male im assuming your under 13. in which case, you will not understand how fucking AWESOME power rangers was when it first came out, it was truly a big budget movie every episode.

so before you complain, just think how spoilt you are with all the SFX you have now compared to when we were kids.

[Xeallexx]

At 7/19/08 06:07 PM, lux2000 wrote: does anybody remember alpha 5

and before anybody else does it

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AYH YIHY YiHY!!!!...........Yep.................

[The-evil-bucket]

They're still making new ones?

[MikeRomanul]

At 7/19/08 05:54 PM, Xeallexx wrote: WHO IN THE HELL JUMP KICKS EIGHT FRICKIN FEET IN THE F"N AIR AND THEN FLOATS, yes FLOATS FOR FIVE DAMN SECONDS TO LAND THE KICK PERFECTLY????!!!!!!!

Goku?

[Idiot-Finder]

At 7/19/08 06:07 PM, lux2000 wrote: does anybody remember alpha 5

and before anybody else does it

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ay-yi-yi, the Rangers are in trouble again!!!

[YK-Blaze]

At 7/19/08 06:09 PM, MikeRomanul wrote:

At 7/19/08 05:54 PM, Xeallexx wrote: WHO IN THE HELL JUMP KICKS EIGHT FRICKIN FEET IN THE F"N AIR AND THEN FLOATS, yes FLOATS FOR FIVE DAMN SECONDS TO LAND THE KICK PERFECTLY????!!!!!!!

Goku?

i lole'd

[esko-man]

I remember the first edition, then Zeo, and then one more that was good, and that was it... It's gone to total kid-show hell.

[Extremewookie]

The original is just as retarded as the modern series. We just can't look back on the modern one with nostalgia.

[Crusher117]

My god....heh, good times!

[Maverick-Alex]

Ninja Storm was the last one to amuse me... after that it was just nonstop shitstorm...

[dragons2341]

At 7/19/08 05:56 PM, Grub-Xer0 wrote: STFU Power Rangers is awesome.

Grub....
Go get a life , really , cause the damn Power Rangers are for 5 year olds.....
GTFO GRUB-XER0!

[Wimpestguytolive]

How do they miss everytime

[thatoneguyfromDD]

I cant wait for "powerrangerYELLOW" To look at this thread.

[SoulMaster71]

At 7/19/08 06:07 PM, lux2000 wrote: does anybody remember alpha 5

Oh yes, I remember Alpha 5. And Zordon too, from the first Power Rangers when I was a kid. Oh, and my massive crush on that pink Ranger, from the original series, she was totally hot. God, I miss those shows... Oh wait. I still know where anyone can see them, free of charge, on-demand if one wishes, or on a preset stream.

[Gordy200]

Yeah I love the power rangers!

[SymbolCymbal]

they brought alpha back for onew episode....it just happened to be one of like the 3 episodes i have seen since the origianl power rangers