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Posted at: 7/19/08 01:42 PM
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Hey guys, post your pickup lines here that have close to 0 chance of working but are quite funny! Post them all here: Ill start it off with mine
"OUCH! I bit my tongue, Well you kiss it?"
Posted at: 7/19/08 01:43 PM
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"Can I have sex with you?" ...or better yet... "I'm going to have sex with you."
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Posted at: 7/19/08 01:44 PM
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There are no funny pick-up lines anymore.
This is a song about cum on hotel walls. - Fippity-fap-fipfap. Bonus fap.
Posted at: 7/19/08 01:45 PM
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"How long before a mod locks this topic?"
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"Wanna fuck?"
so romantic, works all the time.
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Posted at: 7/19/08 01:46 PM
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Hey bitch, would you like to take a pill that I'm going to give to you to make you pass out so I can sexually violate both you and your dignity with some nice photographs?
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Excuse me, but does this smell like choroform to you?
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"You must be tired, cos you've been running through my mind all night."
Posted at: 7/19/08 01:48 PM
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"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
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At 7/19/08 01:46 PM, JNeuray wrote: "You must be tired, cos you've been running through my mind all night."
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