I had a potato farm...

[Jamie]

Growing underneath my kitchen counter.

Really odd how it worked out. I guess a potato fell out of a bag a while back and rolled to the back of the cabinet under my counter. Instead of rotting, this potato said "fuck you!" to the norm, and starting living off of the nutrients inside of itself to grow new potatoes.

No soil.
No sunlight.
Only the nutrients inside of itself.

The potato is all wrinkly and looks like a big chicken nugget. It still seems to have moisture inside, meaning that it was very conservative about it's energy. The root was still wet. Creepy shit. I decided to plant it, now I'll have my own potatoes! I love potatoes.

Here is a pick of said magic potato:

[ParadoxSaint]

It looks like a baby flood.

[gazmask]

what would happen if you kept meat or fish behind it.

Or try your sister.

[AxeWarrior]

Dude , that's amazing. I'd puke if I was visting your house in person and saw said potatoe , but it's amazing.

[Jamie]

At 7/19/08 11:16 AM, ParadoxSaint wrote: It looks like a baby flood.

Holy shit, I didn't even notice that. Sweet.

At 7/19/08 11:17 AM, AxeWarrior wrote: Dude , that's amazing. I'd puke if I was visting your house in person and saw said potatoe , but it's amazing.

My mom first saw it, and freaked out. She had no idea what it was. Silly mom!

[mranarchy]

I used to have a potato 'bonsai' by keeping a 'tater' in a drawer, mine grew straight up like a tree..but not that long

COCK JOKE!!!

[jimmick]

At 7/19/08 11:16 AM, ParadoxSaint wrote: It looks like a baby flood.

HOLY SHIT
MY GRANDPARENTS ARE EFFECTIVELY KILLING THE MASTERCHIEF

[Resolution]

Well the potato is just a starch reserve for the plant (basically storage of food), don't you notice how you usually get little green buds poking out of old potatoes.

[Jamie]

Here is another picture of my freaky cabinet potato. You can see the lumpy ugliness of it better I think.

[Icecry0]

At 7/19/08 11:28 AM, Jamie wrote: Here is another picture of my freaky cabinet potato. You can see the lumpy ugliness of it better I think.

That doesn't look right for some reason. . .what if like fungus in the kitchen cabinet merged with the potato plant or something? Whatever, still interesting.

[NeedleMouth]

I wouldnt eat any potatoes that grew from that one. Just don't plant it.

[EyeLovePoozy]

Man that's awesome. Kind of looks like the stuff that was growing everywhere in the War of the Worlds movie. I've seen spuds in my fridge grow little nubbies but I've never seen anything like that.

Whatcha gonna do with it?

[valium9]

At 7/19/08 11:37 AM, NeedleMouth wrote: I wouldnt eat any potatoes that grew from that one. Just don't plant it.

Plant it, but don't eat that shit

make someone else eat them

[Jack]

It looks like the alien that burst from John Hurt's chest.

[NeedleMouth]

No, Actually you could sell it on ebay

[Jamie]

At 7/19/08 11:40 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Man that's awesome. Kind of looks like the stuff that was growing everywhere in the War of the Worlds movie. I've seen spuds in my fridge grow little nubbies but I've never seen anything like that.

Whatcha gonna do with it?

Plant it, I already did.

There goes my magic potato, into the ground where he belongs!

[citricsquid]

Have this topic deleted and repost as "Flood growing in my kitchen". Then get everybody to digg it, you'll become MASSIVELY FAMOUS.

[joeyjoe1]

At 7/19/08 11:28 AM, Jamie wrote: Here is another picture of my freaky cabinet potato. You can see the lumpy ugliness of it better I think.

From this angle it looks like a bunch of oats and brown sugar pushed together. It's not a potato anymore, it's a monster.
I just got a great idea, do an eBay auction and see how much you can get for this mutant potato

[Jamie]

At 7/19/08 11:44 AM, citricsquid wrote: Have this topic deleted and repost as "Flood growing in my kitchen". Then get everybody to digg it, you'll become MASSIVELY FAMOUS.

I should really do that, haha.

[Grind]

It looks like it might have a mind of it own

MightyPotatoe

[yurgenburgen]

I've had a few spuds in the past that have started sprouting. It's weird, it's like an alien or something.

[Purpin]

That thing looks scary. I would try killing it before it destroys everything you know and love.

[Yrtnej]

At 7/19/08 11:17 AM, AxeWarrior wrote: Dude , that's amazing. I'd puke if I was visting your house in person and saw SED potatoe , but it's amazing.

There, I fixed it for you.

But, really, that's INCREDIBLY creepy. If I were you, I'd test it's DNA to see if it had some artificial intelligence syrum injected into it. It's a smart potatoe.

Did it work right?

[Zanarchy]

That is creepy. I don't think anything that grows out of that will be safe to eat.

[Jamie]

At 7/19/08 08:18 PM, Zanarchy wrote: That is creepy. I don't think anything that grows out of that will be safe to eat.

I'm going to attempt said act of eating in the form of mashed potatoes in about a month when it grows its first mutant babies.

I'll get someone on my MSN list to inform you all if I die.

[americanidiot2f]

Take pictures of its offspring.

[Dropkicked]

That happened to the potatoes in my fridge one time.

[IrishChrisman]

That is awesome but those potatoe tubers look very, odd.

[TheCrook]

It's been feeding off of the blood of children in your surrounding area, note the red tint of the roots.

Plant that and only doom will grow.

[RapidStrike]

At 7/19/08 11:28 AM, Jamie wrote: Here is another picture of my freaky cabinet potato. You can see the lumpy ugliness of it better I think.

Odd. It reminds me of a brain.