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Forum Topic: Killed my cat with a laser pointer

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Sk8erGirl14

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Posted at: 7/18/08 10:48 PM

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Aww the poor kitty! :'(
RIP kitty.

well, like, you couldn't, like, find it because, like, you're dumb, god
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Posted at: 7/18/08 10:50 PM

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At 7/18/08 10:47 PM, Skwurll wrote: Stay calm and don't panic. If he notices you acting weird just say your not feeling good. Bury the cat when he isn't home AWAY FROM YOUR HOUSE. because he will probably notice a huge pile of dirt in his backyard. Don't let the cat sit in the closet for too long or it will start to stink.

I hope you didn't just copy what I said.

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Posted at: 7/18/08 10:51 PM

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You play with lasers and you pay the price. Murder charges could be ahead if you show it to the little kids across the street.


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At 7/18/08 10:43 PM, minic78 wrote:
At 7/18/08 10:42 PM, MisterUnderstood wrote: lmfao, that made my night.
you disgust me.

Then man up. Grow some balls.

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Posted at: 7/18/08 10:53 PM

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At 7/18/08 10:47 PM, Skwurll wrote: Stay calm and don't panic. If he notices you acting weird just say your not feeling good. Bury the cat when he isn't home AWAY FROM YOUR HOUSE. because he will probably notice a huge pile of dirt in his backyard. Don't let the cat sit in the closet for too long or it will start to stink.

why you steal my sig & edit it? not cool

SHIT JUST GOT REAL.


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Posted at: 7/18/08 11:01 PM

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honestly people like you make me sick, i really hope you get your eyes burned out and then your brain eaten slowly by cats. I really hope your a troll. I mean my cat just died a few days ago...


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Supercalifragalistic

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Posted at: 7/18/08 11:08 PM

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OH FUCK...... He came back inside and went to the bathroom and i heard him open the closet and he started crying and screaming cuss words FUCK WHAT SHOULD I DO PLEASE RESPOND RIGTH NOW
Im currently outside my house stnading in the street typing this on my iphone using my houses wifi PLEASE HELP should i run away? RESPOND QUICK!


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Posted at: 7/18/08 11:11 PM

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No...running away would get you arrested. Yes you can be arrested as a runaway....


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Posted at: 7/18/08 11:15 PM

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At 7/18/08 10:25 PM, Supercalifragalistic wrote: but i couldent and i knew if my dad would find out he would KILL ME (not really) but he would probably disown me because he drinks alot of beer.

Does your cat piss beer, or something? Seriously, what does that have to do with anything

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Deathspam

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Posted at: 7/18/08 11:16 PM

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I'm not sure who's the bigger dumbass, you for fucking killing the cat or your parents for letting you play with weapons.

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bigjuicy

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Posted at: 7/18/08 11:17 PM

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Eat the cat and say a dog got it.


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Posted at: 7/18/08 11:21 PM

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At 7/18/08 11:16 PM, Deathspam wrote: I'm not sure who's the bigger dumbass, you for fucking killing the cat or your parents for letting you play with weapons.

I have to agree with that.


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Posted at: 7/18/08 11:22 PM

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At 7/18/08 11:17 PM, bigjuicy wrote: Eat the cat and say a dog got it.

That's not right...
And I'm pretty sure Ceiling cat saw you do it.Now your TWICE as screwed.
You shoulda put something over the cut so he wouldn't know what happened.

Unless he took it off.I wonder if a drunkard would do that.

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shadowchaotailsevil3

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Posted at: 7/18/08 11:24 PM

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SInce he now knows the cat is dead you should own up to it
Sure he'll hit and stuff but he'll get done and move on with it and get a new cat


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Posted at: 7/18/08 11:24 PM

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WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!! im sad that you cat died and you dad probably will flip but what where you doing playing with a cat useing a lazer pointer that POPS BALLONS!!!!!! WTF

BIG.
FUNNY.
BANANAS.


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Posted at: 7/18/08 11:28 PM

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man............ your screwed i say you own up take the heat

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At 7/18/08 11:24 PM, steventhegreat wrote: WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!! im sad that you cat died and you dad probably will flip but what where you doing playing with a cat useing a lazer pointer that POPS BALLONS!!!!!! WTF

I agree.He made a bad descision.Now he's gonna have a terrible life.
And how come we are the only two thay say heck?

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Posted at: 7/18/08 11:35 PM

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...expialidocious.

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At 7/18/08 11:35 PM, Corky-D wrote: ...expialidocious.

it sure is

also hello corky52

nice name change


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Posted at: 7/18/08 11:41 PM

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Put the body by the back car wheel when your dad goes to work and then there will be a squishing sound and all the guilt goes to your dad.

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GoldenPickaxe

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Posted at: 7/18/08 11:43 PM

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At 7/18/08 11:41 PM, slackerzac wrote: Put the body by the back car wheel when your dad goes to work and then there will be a squishing sound and all the guilt goes to your dad.

Nice idea.Then he gets to jail and he gets no dad,so he has a widow mom.Wonderful.

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slackerzac

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Posted at: 7/18/08 11:45 PM

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At 7/18/08 11:43 PM, GoldenPickaxe wrote:
At 7/18/08 11:41 PM, slackerzac wrote: Put the body by the back car wheel when your dad goes to work and then there will be a squishing sound and all the guilt goes to your dad.
Nice idea.Then he gets to jail and he gets no dad,so he has a widow mom.Wonderful.

Why would his dad go to jail because he thought he ran over the cat?

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Zeromus

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Posted at: 7/18/08 11:52 PM

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Your fucked up true or not, you just fried your cats brain.


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Supercalifragalistic

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Posted at: 7/18/08 11:54 PM

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Guys Did yall read my above post??? annyways its all ok now he opened the door and said "Im so sorry i know what you did i wont hurt you annymore ok? come back in side" so i came back inside and he just went to my moms room and creid... im thinking about using the lazer pointer on him while he sleeps because i know hes still a horrible person... i think im losing it...


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Posted at: 7/18/08 11:56 PM

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At 7/18/08 11:54 PM, Supercalifragalistic wrote: Guys Did yall read my above post??? annyways its all ok now he opened the door and said "Im so sorry i know what you did i wont hurt you annymore ok? come back in side" so i came back inside and he just went to my moms room and creid... im thinking about using the lazer pointer on him while he sleeps because i know hes still a horrible person... i think im losing it...

just leave it at letting him mourn
this thread no longer has any use since its over

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Posted at: 7/18/08 11:58 PM

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poor cat, anyhoo click link in mah sig!

Discount for Wicked lasers lol wot, 5% disount on lasers? :O

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Posted at: 7/18/08 11:58 PM

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tell him aliens abducted him. That will explain the hole in his head....


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Posted at: 7/18/08 11:59 PM

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At 7/18/08 11:58 PM, LegendaryAwesome wrote: tell him aliens abducted him. That will explain the hole in his head....

anything past my previous post is useless
its all over if you read the most recent post before mine


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Posted at: 7/19/08 12:00 AM

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He said /thread so quit posting or he will run XKill on you.

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Posted at: 7/19/08 12:03 AM

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Shine the laser on your penis as a punishment.

Killed my cat with a laser pointer

I don't do drugs.


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