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Wtf, just tell her to do it in your room when your parents aren't home or something.

Can everyone shut the fuck up and congratulate the boy on having a woman want to touch his naughty bits?

OP: If it's your first time, I'd go somewhere private. Think of yourself as a performer, and you don't want to be rusty on stage. Lots of people will be watching you and your junk, and it will be mega-embarrassing if you finish in 2 minutes.

If your a wee bit more experienced, go for it. You're fourteen, the worst that can happen is a fine, ban from the theater, and an awkward conversation with your parents.

Besides, one day your dick is gonna shut down, so be excited it's functioning.

Whhoo, he's 14 and ready to have sex. Get the fuck over it people.

But, really: I would reccommend trying it elsewhere for your fisrt time. If you really want to do it:

Make sure she's wearing a skirt, take a blanket with you for 2 obvius reasons, and try to enjoy it.
The latter will be hard, trust me.

Relating to the "arousal by danger" theory: Simpsons did it.

At 7/20/08 06:28 AM, dennie wrote: Whhoo, he's 14 and ready to have sex. Get the fuck over it people.

But, really: I would reccommend trying it elsewhere for your fisrt time. If you really want to do it:

Make sure she's wearing a skirt, take a blanket with you for 2 obvius reasons, and try to enjoy it.
The latter will be hard, trust me.

Why encourage this?

At 7/20/08 06:32 AM, PinkFoydZeppelin wrote:

At 7/20/08 06:28 AM, dennie wrote: Whhoo, he's 14 and ready to have sex. Get the fuck over it people.

But, really: I would reccommend trying it elsewhere for your fisrt time. If you really want to do it:

Make sure she's wearing a skirt, take a blanket with you for 2 obvius reasons, and try to enjoy it.
The latter will be hard, trust me.

Why encourage this?

Because this is HIS choise. If he wants to do this, and he thinks he's up for it, good for him. If shit happens, that's his problem. The best thing i can do is give him some advise to help him. If you think 14 is to young, then that's your problem. Then you have the choise to fuck someone's brains out on an later age.

Its only dangerous if i am there

Being 14, I'm a virgin. Just kiss her and tell her shes special. Nibble her ear and, well, its takes off from there.....just a guess...

How romantic..

Go see Wall-E and do it there. The kids will love it.

If its noisy sex, yes youll get caught. If theres lots of people, also yes.

your girlfriend is a superfreak ! were do you find girls like that ? but go to the movies and sit somewhere secluded go see a movie that sucks so no one will be in the theatre and try to make your move she probably won't do it but if she does the theatres are sound proofed so no one outside would hear you but I'm not sure if anyone is inside the theatre

why dont you try it at her house.

At 7/20/08 09:07 AM, lexfury wrote: why dont you try it at her house.

Yeah,that way the horny bitch gets in more trouble if the parents walk in.

At 7/18/08 02:22 PM, Sk8erGirl14 wrote: Can't you go to jail for being naked in public?

Srsly, what's wrong with a motel room?

Yeah, I think it's better to do that in motel room, hotel room, or in your or his/her house. Rather, somewhere private!

At 7/18/08 02:22 PM, Sk8erGirl14 wrote: Can't you go to jail for being naked in public?

Srsly, what's wrong with a motel room?

That's right be classy and nail your bitch in a motel room.
Or better yet, public bathrooms?

At 7/18/08 02:24 PM, MisterUnderstood wrote: Just go see a movie that NOBODY wants to watch, therefore you'll be alone.

Like the Dark Knight!

You shitting me? No, don't do it, unless it's empty. You can get in trouble with the law for that shit.

At 7/18/08 02:24 PM, gibleto wrote:

At 7/18/08 02:22 PM, Sk8erGirl14 wrote: Can't you go to jail for being naked in public?

Srsly, what's wrong with a motel room?

. . . . I'm 14.

Then why the fuck are you having sex?

At 7/20/08 06:19 PM, ThoseSneakyFrench wrote:

At 7/18/08 02:24 PM, gibleto wrote:

At 7/18/08 02:22 PM, Sk8erGirl14 wrote: Can't you go to jail for being naked in public?

Srsly, what's wrong with a motel room?

. . . . I'm 14.

Then why the fuck are you having sex?

Well, there's a voice of reason.
For some reason sex has been turned into some kind of weird game where the person who does it the weirdest, earliest and the most gets a higher score.
For some reason, this strikes me as incorrect.
I won't bore you with my reasons but for as how to do it in a theater?
Just don't do it.

why would u want to fuck in a movie theatre? A bed works nicely

too risky. can't you just go for the traditional option n get her to wank you off on the back row?
ah young romance...

At 7/20/08 06:19 PM, ThoseSneakyFrench wrote:

At 7/18/08 02:24 PM, gibleto wrote:

At 7/18/08 02:22 PM, Sk8erGirl14 wrote: Can't you go to jail for being naked in public?

Srsly, what's wrong with a motel room?

. . . . I'm 14.

Then why the fuck are you having sex?

Yeah,wtf?

Sex in public is fucking awesome, but I can imagine sex in a cinema would be difficult to do without being caught. But fuck it! Who cares if you're caught, it's one hell of a story to tell if you are.

Nah, just insist on doing it at home. If you get caught its a fine and stuff on youre record. Or just go to a shitty old movie then do it. Should be fine.

a 14 year old girl will only screw in a Movie Theater? what the fuck is wrong with that bucket mouth ho?

I haven't done it in a movie theater, but I would suggest a scary movie so it's dark most of the time, and to sit in the WAYYY far back, and to make sure it's an older one so rarely anyones there. ;)

At 7/18/08 02:22 PM, Sk8erGirl14 wrote: Can't you go to jail for being naked in public?

Srsly, what's wrong with a motel room?

Yes you can. It's called indecent exposure. Don't do it. If she has a weird fantasy, she doesn't need to involve you and run the risk that you each spend some time in jail.

Sounds HAWT.

Dude you're only 14. Why do it at all? Why not save it for the right time/person.