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So ok, a number of us have had sex. I am not one of them. My special someone desires it, and I was like ok fuck yeah! But she wants to do it in a movie theatre. What are the risks of getting caught and stuff? Is it dangerous or anything?

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Can't you go to jail for being naked in public?

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A high risk of getting caught. Maybe risk an arrest (depends on the actions of the movie theather if you get caught).

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Just go see a movie that NOBODY wants to watch, therefore you'll be alone.

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At 7/18/08 02:22 PM, Sk8erGirl14 wrote: Can't you go to jail for being naked in public?

Srsly, what's wrong with a motel room?

. . . . I'm 14.

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do it in the way back like at the very top and pick a realy old and realy bad movie so less people are there also refrain from moaning that will draw attention

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Why a movie theater? Thats not really a bright idea lol.

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At 7/18/08 02:24 PM, gibleto wrote:
At 7/18/08 02:22 PM, Sk8erGirl14 wrote: Can't you go to jail for being naked in public?

Srsly, what's wrong with a motel room?
. . . . I'm 14.

There's tons of places if you're prepared to take a risk, otherwise just find somewhere really simple and secretive. If you ARE prepared to take the risk, then just minimalize that risk by doing it somewhere deep in a forest, or a cave, or an abandonded island or something.

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At 7/18/08 02:24 PM, gibleto wrote:
At 7/18/08 02:22 PM, Sk8erGirl14 wrote: Can't you go to jail for being naked in public?

Srsly, what's wrong with a motel room?
. . . . I'm 14.

Movie theater it is then.

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At 7/18/08 02:28 PM, iateamexican wrote:
At 7/18/08 02:24 PM, gibleto wrote:
At 7/18/08 02:22 PM, Sk8erGirl14 wrote: Can't you go to jail for being naked in public?

Srsly, what's wrong with a motel room?
. . . . I'm 14.
Movie theater it is then.

Do you have dollar movie theaters around where you live? They play movies that have already come out on DVD for real cheap, you can go late at night to some stupid comedy and you'll probably be all alone.

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A movie theater!? wtf? If you like butter in your crevices then enjoy.

In seriousness though, from the sound of the things she like danger and she really does want to have sex with you then she wouldn't mind doing "it" in private.

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At 7/18/08 02:27 PM, Paradox wrote:
At 7/18/08 02:24 PM, gibleto wrote:
At 7/18/08 02:22 PM, Sk8erGirl14 wrote:

then just minimalize that risk by doing it somewhere deep in a forest, or a cave, or an abandonded island or something.

If only I had access to any of those places. Any other ideas?

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Do it man....

I did it several times through out my life with different girlfriends.
It is awesome because at any moment you can get caught!

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At 7/18/08 02:30 PM, gibleto wrote:
If only I had access to any of those places. Any other ideas?

Public bathroom, her house, your house, alleyway, etc.

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just do it in a midnight movie.

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You're 14, eh...
Well, I think she's stupid. Why not in a bed where you can make wonderful love without looking around seeing if anyone's watching. Geeze.

Just don't get her pregnant. The last thing the world needs is another underage pregnancy.

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Your house? In your room? Lock the door? When your parents are gone?

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At 7/18/08 02:31 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Do it man....

I did it several times through out my life with different girlfriends.
It is awesome because at any moment you can get caught!

Lol.

I have to agree that you should just go for it. I mean try it out at least once. Most likely though, you aren't going to be with this chick for a long time so have fun and don't get her fucking pregnant in a movie theater. That would be an awkward conversation with parents.

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At 7/18/08 02:27 PM, Paradox wrote: There's tons of places if you're prepared to take a risk

Or in a tent in your garden.

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At 7/18/08 02:36 PM, americanidiot2f wrote: Your house? In your room? Lock the door? When your parents are gone?

No locks on my door and my mom never leaves the house.

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I wouldn't do it at the movies because its a 100% getting caught they have cameras in there my friend worked security at the movie theater here and they caught lots of people so go find somewhere else.

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I would suggest to her some other place.

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At 7/18/08 02:24 PM, gibleto wrote:

. . . . I'm 14.

DEAR GOD!! At an age as young as that?! Jesus Christ you probably haven't finished fucking puberty! (No offence.) Sex at that age is a stupid idea.

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I'd stick with just fingering and a hand job in a movie theater.

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ur dumb heres some ways

woods
theater
parents arent home
turn music up loud when people are home
turn on a loud movie wen people are home
bathrooms are dirty, dont do that
playgrounds at night/some day
beach
pool
someones bday party (upstairs...not in the middle of the party)
any party
goddamn that took like 30 seconds ur dumb

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At 7/18/08 03:13 PM, sh0k wrote: ur dumb heres some ways

woods
theater
parents arent home
turn music up loud when people are home
turn on a loud movie wen people are home
bathrooms are dirty, dont do that
playgrounds at night/some day
beach
pool
someones bday party (upstairs...not in the middle of the party)
any party
goddamn that took like 30 seconds ur dumb

I couldn't help but notice that you listed "theater".

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At 7/18/08 02:24 PM, MisterUnderstood wrote: Just go see a movie that NOBODY wants to watch, therefore you'll be alone.

Actually me and a "guy" friend (I'm not gay, neither is he, I'm a guy)

Went to see "Kung Fu Panda" (He wanted to see it... damnit it sucked ass....)
Regardless, only one other family showed up... out of making fun of the movies storyline (it's soo generic and cliche) I said the word "fuck", and they sat only one row, a few seats away.... =D

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you could get away with a handjob....but you are seriously pushing it. That risks ban from the theater and arrest for hell knows how long. Tell that bitch you aren't risking tarnishing your record for her own kicks.

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At 7/18/08 02:59 PM, Schizo-Sephy wrote:
At 7/18/08 02:24 PM, gibleto wrote: . . . . I'm 14.
Jesus Christ you probably haven't finished fucking puberty!

Either you're younger then 14 or were a late bloomer.

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