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Hi, My name is Vana White. I am 30 years old and a lesbian. I am unsure if I am joining this club the right way.

My story is nothing major. I used to be straight, and tom-boyish. I played softball and soccer in high school. These sports helped me become more desirable among the male crowd in High School. I never dated the jerks, I always picked the sweet and caring guys. The guys who was street smart and had a way with words. In public, they would be sweet and caring, in private, they would want me to do disgusting things. I gave in sometimes and hated myself for even trying. When High School was over and I attended a community collage. I met another supposed "guy" and dated "him" for a few weeks. When we got close enough and wanted to get physical, I discovered "his" back story. "He" used to be a "she", and "he" still had left over parts. I was so shocked I ran out and had to go through counseling. Later on, I gave him a second chance, we lived together for a few months then "he-she" cheated on me with another man. I had even more counseling. I dated other men, all of which were just as selfish in bed as all my other past lovers. So finally at the age of 25 I tried something new, a woman. It was the best relationship decision I ever made. The relationships were ten times as intimate, the women were not selfish in bed, and best of all I was happy. Although it was not at all like a fairytale ending. Being a "gay" comes with hate from former friends, neighbors, and people who do not even know me. I live in the bible belt of the USA, so I got countless letters, emails, and phone calls, riddled with hate. If it was not for my Ma and Pa, I probably would have moved out of town. My father is a local Judge, and my mother is a High School Teacher. They are highly respected in the community. When I first told them of my decision, they were skeptical and disappointed, but they supported me. Anyway were it not for my parents, my close friends might have murdered me.

Now I am happy, I have my dignity, and everyone in my neighborhood respects me. I am currently dating this amazing woman named Becca, short for Rebecca. There are still some haters around here, but they at least only spew their molten hate once a year at Gay Pride. That's my story. So do I get to join now?

Here is a pic of Me and Becca. The picture was taken by a professional photographer and hangs in our bed room. This is a digital photo of the framed picture so the quality is pretty bad. Sorry.

At 8/7/09 09:33 PM, LinaInverseFan wrote: I dated other men, all of which were just as selfish in bed as all my other past lovers.... I tried something new, a woman. It was the best relationship decision I ever made. The relationships were ten times as intimate, the women were not selfish in bed, and best of all I was happy.

Jesus fucking Christ, what's with the feminazu influx?

At 8/7/09 09:33 PM, LinaInverseFan wrote: Here is a pic of Me and Becca. The picture was taken by a professional photographer and hangs in our bed room. This is a digital photo of the framed picture so the quality is pretty bad. Sorry.

Welcome.

Nice picture. I got skeptical when I saw the picture, but then I read the bit about the professional photographer. I've always liked photography.

At 8/7/09 08:35 PM, Lost-Chances wrote:

At 8/7/09 08:12 PM, sweethellimhorny wrote: May I join, or is it too late? I'm a guy and I'm gay.

Way too late. We stopped letting people join 20 pages back.

That would have been a good idea.

At 8/7/09 09:43 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote:

Welcome.

Thank you.

At 8/7/09 09:39 PM, OneMillionDays wrote:

At 8/7/09 09:33 PM, LinaInverseFan wrote: I dated other men, all of which were just as selfish in bed as all my other past lovers.... I tried something new, a woman. It was the best relationship decision I ever made. The relationships were ten times as intimate, the women were not selfish in bed, and best of all I was happy.

Jesus fucking Christ, what's with the feminazu influx?

Because that is how my life played out. And because I do NOT think of women are "sex objects and deserve to be treated as such." Quote from your profile on your profile.

At 8/7/09 10:05 PM, LinaInverseFan wrote: Because that is how my life played out. And because I do NOT think of women are "sex objects and deserve to be treated as such." Quote from your profile on your profile.

OneMillionDays is a troll who probably thinks you're an alt. Nevermind her/him.

I, actually, am pretty confident that you're not.

At 8/7/09 09:33 PM, LinaInverseFan wrote: Hi, My name is Vana White. I am 30 years old and a lesbian. I am unsure if I am joining this club the right way.

Vanna White?

Oh god... not here too....
Yes I have same name as the 60 year old model for Wheel of Fortune. I have had to live with that my whole life...
LOL

At 8/7/09 11:34 PM, LinaInverseFan wrote: Oh god... not here too....
Yes I have same name as the 60 year old model for Wheel of Fortune. I have had to live with that my whole life...
LOL

Only differences between me and her are: I am a lez, she ages a hell of a lot better, she makes a lot more money than I do, she is blond while I am a brunette, and I have 1 'N' in my name, she has 2 'N"'s in hers.

At 8/7/09 11:48 PM, LinaInverseFan wrote: Only differences between me and her are: I am a lez, she ages a hell of a lot better, she makes a lot more money than I do, she is blond while I am a brunette, and I have 1 'N' in my name, she has 2 'N"'s in hers.

Would you people please, for the good of all things holy, stop spelling the word "lesbian" like "lez."

At least use a fucking S.

At 8/7/09 11:56 PM, OneMillionDays wrote:

Would you people please, for the good of all things holy, stop spelling the word "lesbian" like "lez."
At least use a fucking S.

Would you please, for the good of all things holy and your own body, stop trolling. I don't know what beef you have with lesbians and gays but do it in a different forum so that we can chat in our own club without being harassed. (spelled 'Lesbian' right just for you)

At 8/8/09 12:01 AM, LinaInverseFan wrote: Would you please, for the good of all things holy and your own body, stop trolling. I don't know what beef you have with lesbians and gays but do it in a different forum so that we can chat in our own club without being harassed. (spelled 'Lesbian' right just for you)

That time I wasn't trolling. It actually is extremely obnoxious when you use "lez." Makes you seem like an obnoxious teenaged girl who just found the internet.

That time I wasn't trolling. It actually is extremely obnoxious when you use "lez." Makes you seem like an obnoxious teenaged girl who just found the internet.

Excuse me for trying to use my right of speech. At least I am truthful about who I am and what I believe in.

At 8/8/09 12:07 AM, LinaInverseFan wrote: Excuse me for trying to use my right of speech. At least I am truthful about who I am and what I believe in.

If OMD posts again, I'll call in the mod squad.

At 8/7/09 11:56 PM, OneMillionDays wrote:

At 8/7/09 11:48 PM, LinaInverseFan wrote: Only differences between me and her are: I am a lez, she ages a hell of a lot better, she makes a lot more money than I do, she is blond while I am a brunette, and I have 1 'N' in my name, she has 2 'N"'s in hers.

Would you people please, for the good of all things holy, stop spelling the word "lesbian" like "lez."

At least use a fucking S.

I agree! Spelling it like that is so annoying!

At 8/8/09 12:32 AM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote:

At 8/8/09 12:07 AM, LinaInverseFan wrote: Excuse me for trying to use my right of speech. At least I am truthful about who I am and what I believe in.

If OMD posts again, I'll call in the mod squad.

That's bullshit. I'm quitting if he's not allowed to post anymore. People like gamer and her alts can shit this place up but someone who actually makes good posts half the time is told to gtfo?

You know what, Bye. I thought that this so called "club" was going to be a place where I could share my thoughts and chat with people like me. But if it is just going to be a den of trolls and spamming Alts, then I am gone. I'll be the mature one and walk away. You all can spam BS and fight over the letter 'Z' for all I care. Grow up.

At 8/8/09 01:03 AM, LinaInverseFan wrote: You know what, Bye. I thought that this so called "club" was going to be a place where I could share my thoughts and chat with people like me. But if it is just going to be a den of trolls and spamming Alts, then I am gone. I'll be the mature one and walk away. You all can spam BS and fight over the letter 'Z' for all I care. Grow up.

Asking people to at least try to use proper spelling and grammar isn't trolling or spamming. Kind of the opposite really. I don't want to come on here and read stuff that looks like it was written by a 12 year old. And I am so sick of the drama here.

I liked it when it was a place we could talk and be ourselves without worrying about being judged. Now it's a shitty place full of drama and 09 accounts with under 50 posts.

At 8/8/09 02:44 AM, Sensationalism wrote:

At 8/8/09 01:03 AM, LinaInverseFan wrote: You know what, Bye. I thought that this so called "club" was going to be a place where I could share my thoughts and chat with people like me. But if it is just going to be a den of trolls and spamming Alts, then I am gone. I'll be the mature one and walk away. You all can spam BS and fight over the letter 'Z' for all I care. Grow up.

Asking people to at least try to use proper spelling and grammar isn't trolling or spamming. Kind of the opposite really. I don't want to come on here and read stuff that looks like it was written by a 12 year old. And I am so sick of the drama here.

I liked it when it was a place we could talk and be ourselves without worrying about being judged. Now it's a shitty place full of drama and 09 accounts with under 50 posts.

You mean back in the good ol days before page 64? Relax; just get mods in to clean these fuckers out. They're new, they're useless, they should fuck off. Infact, I've PM'd a few mods already.

I am back, and I am sorry. I know I said I would walk away but Sensationalism helped me to calm down and repel my, in her words, "Drama". I let the insults and hatred of others, anger and corrupt me. I am sorry for anything that might have hurt peoples feelings. I am willing to give this club a second chance. On that note, I will be going to bed now. By the way, Becca says "Hi".

Good morning kiddies.

After receiving a PM from one of your members I've decided to show my face here and address said users concerns.

So, apparently some people posting here are acting like trolls. I'm not banning anyone * YET* as I'm a beleiver in giving official warnings to give people a chance to clean up their act but this thread is now officially on my watch list meaning I'll be checking up on this thread at least once a day. I've taken a glance at the past few pages and know roughly who to watch out for, and if I see people acting like idiots then they will be banned.

Also, if any of you feel I'm missed something in terms of my watching the club feel free to PM me or contact me on AIM, contact details are in my sig.

We now return you to your regular programming = )

Yay - if there's another troll after this, they get the bans! :) So we're fine, and apparently supposed to ignore them now. So relax boys and girls - there is now a gaurdian angel.

At 8/5/09 12:24 PM, OneMillionDays wrote:

At 8/4/09 11:31 PM, Boop-pooB wrote: its just that ive only been here two days & already i have a lot of people that hate me, so im a bit unnerved. i mean, look at the comments on my page & you'll see.

That's the product of trolling, hun.

This mini exchange made me laugh simply because it's someone talking to themself on two accounts. Kinda sad. Anyways, I too got a PM about trolling in this thread and I'll also be monitoring this place to make sure all remains well. To those who were pointed out (and like talking to themselves) shape up now or you'll be dealt with. This is your only warning.

Lol OMD and boop.

Also, yay for mod intervention! Things should be better now....

At 8/8/09 12:47 AM, Sensationalism wrote: That's bullshit. I'm quitting if he's not allowed to post anymore. People like gamer and her alts can shit this place up but someone who actually makes good posts half the time is told to gtfo?

OMD is not a serious poster. She's made like, one serious post in all of her time being here and that was because she thought she was on a different account. Every other post has always been an attempt to get a rouse out of other people.

She's even admitted to being an alt and a troll.

Although I kind of agree with her that the word "lez" is annoying, I can tell from her demeanor and the fact that she had already previously attempted to troll Lina (with her "feminazu" comment, getting results) makes me think that it was just another troll attempt.

At 8/8/09 04:38 AM, LinaInverseFan wrote: I am back, and I am sorry. I know I said I would walk away but Sensationalism helped me to calm down and repel my, in her words, "Drama". I let the insults and hatred of others, anger and corrupt me. I am sorry for anything that might have hurt peoples feelings. I am willing to give this club a second chance. On that note, I will be going to bed now. By the way, Becca says "Hi".

Watch out for people like OMD. There's quite a few of them around, particularly if people suspect that it will be easy to upset you. The best thing to do is to just ignore them; don't reply to them. Showing them that you're upset is the worse thing you can do because that's what they're aiming for.

If you ignore them, they will eventually go away because they're get bored.

At 8/8/09 04:40 AM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: Good morning kiddies.

:D

At 8/8/09 04:48 AM, 36Holla wrote: This mini exchange made me laugh simply because it's someone talking to themself on two accounts.

mods can see ips? O_O

At 8/8/09 10:29 AM, Boop-pooB wrote: mods can see ips? O_O

I think it's more obvious than that.

Eh, I thought he was kinda funny. Lamesauce though.

At 8/8/09 10:29 AM, Boop-pooB wrote:

At 8/8/09 04:48 AM, 36Holla wrote: This mini exchange made me laugh simply because it's someone talking to themself on two accounts.

mods can see ips? O_O

Mods can see your soul.

Am i a hated poster on here?
I usually am serious in my post and stuff like that.
Anyways Boop and OMD were the same person?
Wasnt aware.

At least Mods are here now. I just don't get why some people get amusement from creating Alts and trolling around making people who just want to find a place to chat that's not full of homophobes and biggots feel absolutely terrible. I mean, really, if you're mean enough to create an alt so you can bash people without them knowing it's you, then you should'nt even have one account on this site. If you're mean enough to do that in ANY account, then why make a new one? Because you can't stand people coming to YOUR chat place and being rude. Yet you do the same thing to us. PI find that absolutely disgusting. If you can't take, then DON'T DISH IT! If you do anyways, then you're nothing but a lying, scheming, deceptive coward that thinks that you're better than everyone else and that OUR feelings don't matter because we're different! I have had to deal with people like you all my life and I'M SICK OF IT! If you're going to be like them, then I hope the you get what's coming to you!