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At 3/19/13 06:51 AM, Scarface wrote: We don't need a knife for a blood pact, the lesions from our anal sex will do the trick!

Even as a joke I find myself disgusted. Although, I tend to scowl, rather than vomit in mind of such things.

At 3/19/13 02:45 PM, Confucianism wrote:

At 3/19/13 06:51 AM, Scarface wrote: We don't need a knife for a blood pact, the lesions from our anal sex will do the trick!

Even as a joke I find myself disgusted. Although, I tend to scowl, rather than vomit in mind of such things.

I suppose this joke is only relevant for people at my school, who were all forced to attend an AIDS Convocation where a portion of it was spend discussing anal sex.

Every year, the new Freshman class goes in, and for a few years now a game has been going on to count how many times the guy says the word "lesion". This year I think it was somewhere around forty.

In all seriousness, this guy is terrible at his job. He makes a serious, horrible disease sound funny. He's not trying to, but he does, because of how bad he is with people. I don't know why he is a paid public speaker.

Never asked this: Do we all like to dance here? And I do mean to actually dance. Not this mosh pit, rave, head bang, acid house shit. There's no rhythm to any of that. No flowing movements. I love to dance. However I rarely do.

At 3/19/13 04:28 PM, Confucianism wrote: Never asked this: Do we all like to dance here? And I do mean to actually dance. Not this mosh pit, rave, head bang, acid house shit. There's no rhythm to any of that. No flowing movements. I love to dance. However I rarely do.

I like to dance, but rarely find opportunities to do so (which is odd, since I work in a radio station).

When the opportunity arises, however, I'm never shy about dancing.

At 3/19/13 04:28 PM, Confucianism wrote: Never asked this: Do we all like to dance here? And I do mean to actually dance. Not this mosh pit, rave, head bang, acid house shit. There's no rhythm to any of that. No flowing movements. I love to dance. However I rarely do.

There's that saying, I think it's from Scrubs originally, that white people shouldn't be allowed to dance in public unless they're gay. That being said, I imagine I'm still a terrible dancer. I think I'd just be socially awkward on the dance floor.

I always used to win awards at school disco's.

Which consisted of free food and drink.

At 3/19/13 04:59 PM, Painbringer wrote:

At 3/19/13 04:36 PM, Scarface wrote: I work in a radio station

Are you ever on the air, or do you just work behind the scenes?

Both. For the next nine weeks of the school year, though (we rotate every nine weeks), I'll be working exclusively on air.

It's just a high school radio station, but it's the #1 student radio station in Indiana, so that has to mean something.

At 3/19/13 04:28 PM, Confucianism wrote: Never asked this: Do we all like to dance here? And I do mean to actually dance. Not this mosh pit, rave, head bang, acid house shit. There's no rhythm to any of that. No flowing movements. I love to dance. However I rarely do.

I'm a god awful dance unless I'm hammered in which case I probably just stop noticing how awful I am.

It's no wonder people assume I'm straight.

i think i'd be really good at sucking cock

At 3/21/13 05:31 PM, notYert wrote: i think i'd be really good at sucking cock

You suck cock at trolling and being funny. Hell, even Xenomit is a better troll than you.

You can suck my cock if you want.

At 3/19/13 04:28 PM, Confucianism wrote: Never asked this: Do we all like to dance here? And I do mean to actually dance. Not this mosh pit, rave, head bang, acid house shit. There's no rhythm to any of that. No flowing movements. I love to dance. However I rarely do.

Dancing? HA! Surely you jest. I don't know nothin' 'bout dancin'.

A social life is one thing I never had at any point in my life, so I never needed to know how to dance. Most ladies like their boys with a bit less fat anyhow.

At 3/21/13 06:24 PM, AnonymousOfCali wrote:

At 3/21/13 05:31 PM, notYert wrote: i think i'd be really good at sucking cock

I would pay you up to 100$ to do so.

there's no need for that, i'd suck on yours any day for free bby

I have a question for the homosexuals of this thread. Are you personally just disinterested in the opposite sex, just happen to prefer your own sex, or are you completely disgusted by the idea of a heterosexual relationship?

Just wondering that for a while now.

At 3/22/13 02:49 AM, Cootie wrote: I have a question for the homosexuals of this thread. Are you personally just disinterested in the opposite sex, just happen to prefer your own sex, or are you completely disgusted by the idea of a heterosexual relationship?

Not disgusted, just disinterested.

At 3/22/13 02:49 AM, Cootie wrote: I have a question for the homosexuals of this thread. Are you personally just disinterested in the opposite sex, just happen to prefer your own sex, or are you completely disgusted by the idea of a heterosexual relationship?

Just wondering that for a while now.

I'm disgusted with the idea of being in a relationship with most everyone except one person who is male.

At 3/21/13 09:39 PM, AzureDexel wrote:

At 3/19/13 04:28 PM, Confucianism wrote: Never asked this: Do we all like to dance here? And I do mean to actually dance. Not this mosh pit, rave, head bang, acid house shit. There's no rhythm to any of that. No flowing movements. I love to dance. However I rarely do.

Dancing? HA! Surely you jest. I don't know nothin' 'bout dancin'.

What? You trying to copying my wording boyo?

A social life is one thing I never had at any point in my life, so I never needed to know how to dance. Most ladies like their boys with a bit less fat anyhow.

Well, I do and always have. Frankly I count the internet to detract from the overall good side. I do not count the experience on the internet as something which has benefited me. And I'm disgusted with how people use it to communicate when they could call or actually go and see the person to do so.

I don't like to dance most of the time, but I still know how to.
Ladies? Fat? I'm more like the first in physic.

At 3/22/13 03:08 PM, Confucianism wrote:

At 3/21/13 09:39 PM, AzureDexel wrote:

At 3/19/13 04:28 PM, Confucianism wrote: Never asked this: Do we all like to dance here? And I do mean to actually dance. Not this mosh pit, rave, head bang, acid house shit. There's no rhythm to any of that. No flowing movements. I love to dance. However I rarely do.

Dancing? HA! Surely you jest. I don't know nothin' 'bout dancin'.

What? You trying to copying my wording boyo?

Nah, I'm just rather casual in my use of language. Feels more comfortable. Whatever comes to mind first, I tend to say. Wording isn't a thing I'm picky about in my spare time like this.

At 3/22/13 ??:?? PM, Confucianism wrote:

:Well, I do and always have. Frankly I count the internet to detract from the overall good side. I do not count the experience on the internet as something which has benefited me. And I'm disgusted with how people use it to communicate when they could call or actually go and see the person to do so.

Well, to each his own. I feel like I benefit from my time on here, though. No good at socializing anyways, and I don't get along with my peers. Frankly speaking, I can see how it's easier to communicate this way. As for how people may use that, well, none of my business to judge. I will agree it's sad to see some of the side-effects of net dependence, though.

At 3/22/13 09:42 PM, AzureDexel wrote: Frankly speaking, I can see how it's easier to communicate this way.

I'm more of an upfront direct kind of person. So talking via the internet is not something I enjoy.

At 3/21/13 10:22 PM, notYert wrote:

At 3/21/13 06:24 PM, AnonymousOfCali wrote:

At 3/21/13 05:31 PM, notYert wrote: i think i'd be really good at sucking cock

I would pay you up to 100$ to do so.

there's no need for that, i'd suck on yours any day for free bby

Yert I'm drunk and a lurker so you don't even know who the fuck I am but don't sell yourself short.

Your like 14 or some shit and you know who you are, you are gonna get so much ass in the next few years. You don't even have to whore yourself out over the internet if you don't want to.

Any other Ng girls?

So, I guess I'm bisexual, and thus eligible for this club. I haven't really had any any encounters with my own sex, but I have lots of tendencies. If I wasn't currently looking to be with a girl, I'd probably be pursuing males (though I'd prefer to lose my virginity to a female).

I haven't come out, but I don't feel the need to atm. My mother is a Christian, so... you know. My father homophobic too, though he seems to be getting better, even though I haven't given him the slightest intimation of my sexuality.

Oh, and I'm a bit of a wimp when it comes to anything anal (even in porn/batting). I get all twitchy just doing basic cleaning.

At 3/24/13 09:55 PM, AshleKetchem wrote:

Any other Ng girls?

They're here and there (if I remember correctly, Sensationalism is a girl).

At 3/24/13 11:18 PM, Tobi wrote:

So, I guess I'm bisexual, and thus eligible for this club. I haven't really had any any encounters with my own sex, but I have lots of tendencies. If I wasn't currently looking to be with a girl, I'd probably be pursuing males (though I'd prefer to lose my virginity to a female).

I haven't come out, but I don't feel the need to atm. My mother is a Christian, so... you know. My father homophobic too, though he seems to be getting better, even though I haven't given him the slightest intimation of my sexuality.

Oh, and I'm a bit of a wimp when it comes to anything anal (even in porn/batting). I get all twitchy just doing basic cleaning.

Welcome to the club! Don't worry about coming out to your parents too much. You can't choose your parents, but you can choose your friends.

At 3/24/13 11:18 PM, Tobi wrote: Oh, and I'm a bit of a wimp when it comes to anything anal (even in porn/batting). I get all twitchy just doing basic cleaning.

me2

being into anal isn't a requirement for being a homo/bisexual

At 3/24/13 11:18 PM, Tobi wrote: Oh, and I'm a bit of a wimp when it comes to anything anal (even in porn/batting). I get all twitchy just doing basic cleaning.

Basic cleaning..... You mean like having a bath, and cleaning your lower self? Orrrr like all over? Because that would just be odd.

At 3/25/13 03:10 AM, Confucianism wrote: Basic cleaning..... You mean like having a bath, and cleaning your lower self? Orrrr like all over? Because that would just be odd.

What I mean is putting my fingers in there. I still do clean, of course, but I'm very sensitive. I know enjoying anal is not a requirement to be bi/gay, but it takes away a large aspect of intercourse.

Thanks for the welcomes, everybody.

At 3/25/13 09:23 AM, Tobi wrote: What I mean is putting my fingers in there. I still do clean, of course, but I'm very sensitive. I know enjoying anal is not a requirement to be bi/gay, but it takes away a large aspect of intercourse.

Why are you putting it in there in the first place? It doesn't need to go there. I am also immensely sensitive. To anything. Such as even a brush against someone else as we walk by each other. Which is why I hate people touching me. Most anyway. Most but one.

Yep yep ^.^

At 3/24/13 09:55 PM, AshleKetchem wrote: Any other Ng girls?

I wish it was spring break again........