Ok im just brainstorming here, this may not be in the final product...
Players battle eachother with a wide array of abilities based on there stats, wheather it be by flaming, ass-kissing, or fagging up the internets, any class can use almost any ability, but some are more proficient with others and some are special abilities specific classes can use. Battles are played out in certain "arenas", like Newgrounds BBS, Myspace, or some other attention whore website, certain arenas give certain classes bonuses. When a player defeats another player, they gain experience, if they gain a suffecient amount of experience, or defeat a boss, they will level up (Gain a peice of internets), and become stronger, the goal of the game is to be the strongest by having the most internets.