I'm sorry I'm late for work but..
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Look at it cosmically. If you see the history of the world as a day, civilization has only happened in the past few minutes, so really, I'm barely a nanosecond late.
Post your excuses here!
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At 7/16/08 10:59 AM, ShadowWest2k7 wrote: Post your excuses here!
But I had to post on the BBS...
Mess With the Best...Die Like the Rest.
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your wife's car ran out of gas.
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I was busy killing your wife, now what were you saying again?
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At 7/16/08 11:04 AM, Phantom wrote: your wife's car ran out of gas.
wow good one.... But i am single how in the world?........
Well your reading the bottom of my post. Are you bored or what?
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I'm sorry I'm late for work but I raped a child.
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At 7/16/08 10:59 AM, ShadowWest2k7 wrote: Look at it cosmically. If you see the history of the world as a day, civilization has only happened in the past few minutes, so really, I'm barely a nanosecond late.
Post your excuses here!
Lol i think what you mean is that if you compare the time you are late to the time that has since passed in the world it is insignificant, but if you delve deeper that also means your life is insignificant on the grandscale of time. Time is a funny thing, it's totaly relative and totaly abstract. Time is made by man to create a sense of structure and organization.
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Sorry, but the kitty krew wanted to take over the world and I was the only one brave enough to fight them. Also, I wanted to eat a pizza before going to work, so I did.
ORLY?
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"I had to take a massive dump. I've been having explosive diarrhea for the past few days."
The sad thing is that once since I was 20 minutes late for work, I actually had to tell my supervisor the reason why I was late. She never asked again if I was really late.
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I was caught in traffic.
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At 7/16/08 11:07 AM, stranger14 wrote: Lol i think what you mean is that if you compare the time you are late to the time that has since passed in the world it is insignificant, but if you delve deeper that also means your life is insignificant on the grandscale of time. Time is a funny thing, it's totaly relative and totaly abstract. Time is made by man to create a sense of structure and organization.
Lolwut?
My excuse was just a joke mate, designed to confuse and sorta make sense at the same time.
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I'm sorry I'm late for work, but I got in one little fight and my mom got scared; she said I'm moving with my aunt and uncle in Bel-Air.
Speaking of which, this is my two weeks notice.
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At 7/16/08 11:18 AM, ShadowWest2k7 wrote:
Lolwut?
My excuse was just a joke mate, designed to confuse and sorta make sense at the same time.
But, alas, you were actually explain in a deeply philosophical way, that time does not have a physical existence, merely a mental one.
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At 7/16/08 11:26 AM, Rohedin wrote:At 7/16/08 11:18 AM, ShadowWest2k7 wrote:Lolwut?But, alas, you were actually explain in a deeply philosophical way, that time does not have a physical existence, merely a mental one.
My excuse was just a joke mate, designed to confuse and sorta make sense at the same time.
Ok, now I'm confused. :S Can we just drop this?
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At 7/16/08 11:23 AM, videogamer0810 wrote: I'm sorry I'm late for work, but I got in one little fight and my mom got scared; she said I'm moving with my aunt and uncle in Bel-Air.
Speaking of which, this is my two weeks notice.
Nice.
It takes 3684 days worth the 5 daily votes to get to level 60. That's over 10 years and 19320 votes...
Get crackin'.
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I'm sorry I'm late, I was busy cheating on you.
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Not really an excuse, but:
"Oh shit, I guess that means I'm work pregnant."
Think you're pretty clever...
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My alarm clock didn't go off and I overslept. I didn't know it was a Monday. I forgot to do the laundry so I lacked clean clothes.
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im only late because a cosmic ripple in time sent me into the future so im was really like a hour early
"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things: Of shoes and ships and sealing-wax. Of cabbages and kings!"
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Sorry boss I had to fuck your daughter so I'm late
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I am sorry I am late for work but not really because I don't give a fuck.
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Anytime I'm late it really is because of the buses. But I guess that I should set off earlier.
Release your inner crazy.
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ME:sry im late but.... i had to steal a car for brucie. kill a few men with jacob. oh did i fogot to say get six star, and sniper the pilot...
boss: oh FUCK you did all that.
me: yeah i on gta4/then i went outside and.
police: freeze
me:-cellphone/wanted down/
police:srry about this.
boss;o.o >:( get to work.
