10 useless jobs

[poxpower]

YAY
http://www.thepoxbox.com/what.php?id=use lessjobs

If you're too lazy to read it all:

1- Interior Decorator
2- Greeter
3- Ticket Ripper-Upper
4- Ice Cream Tester
5- Chinese Buffet Waiter
6- Human Advertisement
7- Telemarketer
8- Birthday Party Clown
9-Food Appreciation Feedback Line Answerer
10- IT'S A SURPRISE

What do you think?

[Scuzzfest]

Without party clowns we wouldn't have grudges against our parents since we were 5 for inviting a peado in makeup to host our parties.

Am I right?

[AniMetal]

At 7/16/08 08:45 AM, poxpower wrote: 10- BBS mods

What do you think?

Perfect, pox!

[fire-weasel]

At 7/16/08 08:45 AM, poxpower wrote: YAY
http://www.thepoxbox.com/what.php?id=use lessjobs

If you're too lazy to read it all:

1- Interior Decorator
2- Greeter
3- Ticket Ripper-Upper
4- Ice Cream Tester
5- Chinese Buffet Waiter
6- Human Advertisement
7- Telemarketer
8- Birthday Party Clown
9-Food Appreciation Feedback Line Answerer
10- IT'S A SURPRISE

What do you think?

It is great, I don't anyone really wants those jobs too much lol. But where is amateur porn star and McDonald's cashier?

[Lucy]

I was once human advertisement. That was useless as I didnt even get the wine I was promised if I manageds to rake in the right about of customers. Bastards.

[Scuzzfest]

At 7/16/08 08:47 AM, fire-weasel wrote: It is great, I don't anyone really wants those jobs too much lol. But where is amateur porn star and McDonald's cashier?

MCDONALDS POINTLESS! Think of how much worse off we'd be without those people serving, why we'd all be really healthy an- Oh wait scratch that.

[Grind]

lololol

bards fail
also, I want to be an Ice Cream taster >:C

[LOLZILLA]

I done human advertising for a show at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. I had to dress up as a caveman and walk about the Royal Mile handing out flyers. It was good banter and good pay and we got good crowds to the show, so it wasn't that much of a useless job.

[ThoseSneakyFrench]

I disagree, if you can get paid 8 dollars an hour to stand around, It's a great job.

[Sk8erGirl14]

Tell me how I can make 600 bucks really fast and I'll be darned.

[AapoJoki]

Bard, are you kidding? Bard is like the most wanted job for a party in FFXI. Their supportive role increases significantly the amount of exp the party obtains. Ballads keep the mages' MP replenished, reducing downtime. Minuet increases the damage output of the melees. And being a Ranger, the song I appreciate the most is Archer's Prelude, which increases my ranged accuracy when the bard casts it on me, helping me land my otherwise inaccurate weapon skills.

I wouldn't say that bards are necessary in an exp party, but the best parties in the game always have a bard. Don't fuck bards.

[MasarapProductions]

At 7/16/08 08:45 AM, poxpower wrote:
5- Chinese Buffet Waiter

Chinese Buffet Waiter?

Them silly Asians.

But I'ma have an interesting job. Like what a lot of people say, "I'm gonna travel the world".

Psh. I will though.

[Ragnarokia]

Pencil Pusher
File Filer
and the rest of that Fairly Odd Parents quote from Odd Jobs I can't remember.

[Prinzy2]

You got way too much time on your hands.

And so do I for reading it.

[TacoFreak]

I wonder who the fuck calls those food people.

[Orange-Jews]

At 7/16/08 09:24 AM, TacoFreak wrote: I wonder who the fuck calls those food people.

they're good for prank calls, and thats about it.

and i guess the odd elderly person with nothing else to do

[pizza4ever]

i wouldn't mind being paid to test ice ccream

[poxpower]

At 7/16/08 09:36 AM, Orange-Jews wrote:

At 7/16/08 09:24 AM, TacoFreak wrote: I wonder who the fuck calls those food people.

they're good for prank calls, and thats about it.

That's like pranking handicapped children or slaves. Though there's no more slaves.
What manner of asshole are you, to prank these people? They have a shitty enough life as it is.
Damn.

Only rich, successful people should be pranked.

[Benjovi]

You forgot porn director!

All they do is watch!

[Joshiwa]

I like your list, the only problem is with number 10. I personally do not like bards but the ability to use thief and mage abilities could be useful, I have seen people use this class.

[Prinzy2]

At 7/16/08 09:48 AM, Benjovi wrote: You forgot porn director!

All they do is watch!

Speaking of which, those cameramen are pretty useless. Seriously, who the fuck shoots a scene with the camera tilted?

[fire-weasel]

Only rich, successful people should be pranked.

Yeah man, seriously the only ones who should be pranked are the ones so rich that they use 50 dollar bills as coasters for their coffee and tea cups. Those who are so rich and pampered that they don't have a worry in the world. The type of people sitting around casually enjoying tea while their mate sits next to them and lets out a very hoity toity laugh only for the guy enjoying tea to say "Oh Charles, I must go check on the status of the business....you know money makes the world go 'round".

That or just people who are well off.

[IrishChrisman]

1, 2 and 6 I don't agree with but besides that pretty true.

[FullArsenal]

LOL @ you taking Edward pics from FFIV.

[DannyIsOnFire]

At 7/16/08 08:45 AM, poxpower wrote: 10- IT'S A SURPRISE

Coulda sworn that was gonna be BBS Mod ;)

[fire-weasel]

At 7/16/08 10:29 AM, DannyIsOnFire wrote:

At 7/16/08 08:45 AM, poxpower wrote: 10- IT'S A SURPRISE

Coulda sworn that was gonna be BBS Mod ;)

I see whut u did thar.

[Damon-Good]

At 7/16/08 08:45 AM, poxpower wrote: 1- Interior Decorator
2- Greeter
3- Ticket Ripper-Upper
4- Ice Cream Tester
5- Chinese Buffet Waiter
6- Human Advertisement
7- Telemarketer
8- Birthday Party Clown
9-Food Appreciation Feedback Line Answerer
10- IT'S A SURPRISE

What do you think?

I think that number 10 is a Cleaner or working at McDonalds or spamming a forum xP

[packerman]

At 7/16/08 08:45 AM, poxpower wrote: YAY
http://www.thepoxbox.com/what.php?id=use lessjobs

If you're too lazy to read it all:
8- Birthday Party Clown

What do you think?

That's sad my friends dad used to be clown thank god he quit even though I laughed so hard when I found out,

[Mitsaras]

you know what useless?
free naked pictures of female forum users

[4Doctodragon]

Most jobs don't require a lot of work. For example, floor salesmen. All you have to do is show up to work high and stand there and you get 5/hour.