Fuck America.

[TimeToBeClean]

That's right I said it, Fuck America.
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Do you want to know why?

Well I came across this and I was in shock at the status of people in America today. Let me sum it up for you. When she was 4 years old, she scribbled paint on a canvas like any child her age would do (I did it too at that age). However, her mom and dad decided that there was something special about her art (which there clearly wasn't), and decided to sell precious "artwork" made by her 4 year old daughter to help pay the bills. She also couldn't even paint on camera when on 60 minutes.

Now she has a fucking movie called, "My Kid Could Paint That," which almost made me want to throw up. Let me get this straight, if you think your 4 year old could paint something like the Mona Lisa, you are a fucking idiot.

And by the way, before some redneck/hick/nascar fan tells me to get out of the country, you'll be happy to know that I moved to Brighton 2 years ago and have never been happier.

Do you wanna know why else?

OVER-BEARING MOTHERS

Overbearing mothers (or OBE) are getting more and more hardcore each day. Especially with technological advances such as this.

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

I'm not exactly sure about this, but I somehow magically survived a certain death when not wearing a booster seat. And I'm not going to lie, when I was a kid, I was the shortest in my class. I'm not short anymore, but I remained under 5 feet until the end of 8th grade. There's no way I would wear something like that just so an OBE can indulge herself.

Larry the Cable Guy

Ok, seriously, he isn't funny... not one iota. He isn't even a redneck, his real name is Dan Whitney and he fakes the accent. I'm sure many long time users of the Internet know this, but I'm just putting it out there. He is the embodyment of America's true image to the rest of the world, a wifebeating-truckdriving-hairy-nascar fan that probably loves jesus way too much and berates others that don't accept him.

Actually...

Fuck the Following:

-Alabama
-Arkansas
-Texas (and all Texans)
-Any other southern states I missed
-Overly aggressive New Yorkers
-Smug people/ Bloggers in California (I know, South Park did it already, turn off your fucking TV)
-Larry the Cable Guy
-Marla Olmstead and her family
-Fox News
-Dog the Bounty Hunter (Racist)
-You (If you're an American)

If your a teenager/redneck who feels that they have to call me a britfag, be my fucking guest. You're still an abomination and everyone hates your nation.

[Project-Mayhem]

Sounds like someone needs a hug.

[Lagatag]

inb410+pageflamewar

And fuck you, this shit gets done to death, there's fucking "I hate *country*" threads every day, usually more than one.

[CrazyRussianSniper]

And thus begain the epic flame war.

[LockDown68]

You had to get on an alt to post this I assume. Well, OBE's ... hmm its the need for every mother to see their child to succeed to move up from their place in the world and do something better. You apparently don't get this. But whatever, it shows she has talent may I remind you Wolfgang wrote his first symphony at the age of 4? Shows what you know...

[TimeToBeClean]

At 7/15/08 11:23 PM, CrazyRussianSniper wrote: And thus begain the epic flame war.

I can't wait.

[Project-Mayhem]

In Soviet Russia, America hates you.

Guys....? Don't go...

[uhnoesanoob]

If I hugged you, would you feel better?

[MRSA]

If you're going to make an argument against the USA, use good points. For example, how we economically exploit third world countries, or keep the rich/poor gap wide as hell

[Superperpel]

First of all, there's nothing wrong with loving Jesus.
Second of all, fuck you, you're probably just jealous because you didn't get an education

[TimeToBeClean]

At 7/15/08 11:23 PM, LockDown68 wrote: You had to get on an alt to post this I assume. Well, OBE's ... hmm its the need for every mother to see their child to succeed to move up from their place in the world and do something better. You apparently don't get this. But whatever, it shows she has talent may I remind you Wolfgang wrote his first symphony at the age of 4? Shows what you know...

Here's an example of Marla's work. Link.

[SgtDK]

"Fuck texans", i'm from texas, T-T. Anyhow though many others hate America just like you. Hell everyone tells me if i ever go out of the country I should say I'm from Canada.

[Maverick-Alex]

You are so bold, such a rebel...

[Prinzy2]

So you basically hate America because a 4 year old's painting sold for lots of money.
Didn't Mozart write a famous lullaby when he was very young? And grew up to be one of the worlds best composers?

You hate America because mother's want to protect their children in case of a car accident.
I bet you hit you head one too many times on the window.

You hate America because an actor who took an the persona of a redneck for his comedy show.
I take it you don't watch movies either. "Electricity is the devil Bobby!"

Lol how old are you? 12?

[LockDown68]

I like how you only come back with one thing heres another link to "abstract" art which is all bullshit ...

YES SO MUCH BETTER!!!

as you can see they both look like shit to you and I but to people who buy the shit its beautiful. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder or some shit nonsense.

[KennyD]

Me thinks your trying a bit to hard to start a flame war.

[Toastman7007]

At 7/15/08 11:26 PM, TimeToBeClean wrote:

At 7/15/08 11:23 PM, LockDown68 wrote:

:Bleh

Here's an example of Marla's work. Link.

Thats not bad being 4 years old.

[Bully129]

Well Miss Ferera says fuck you too.

[Eyeguy]

And that has to do with America how?

[FullArsenal]

Whoa. I think you're overreacting.

A child sells a painting for some doe and you go ballistic.

[mranarchy]

I need to stop posting this...

[CherinoGears]

I do believe this belongs in the politics Section, so please take your hate thread there if you don't mind seeing as being an American myself, i believe we kick ass at all things.

[Prinzy2]

At 7/15/08 11:29 PM, Toastman7007 wrote:

At 7/15/08 11:26 PM, TimeToBeClean wrote: Here's an example of Marla's work. Link.

Thats not bad being 4 years old.

I agree, it's not good by any means, but it shows potential.
Also, I can't even paint that good lmao.

[TacticalShoe]

America is so terrible, I know. I mean, it's not like half of the shit that most of you use in every day life came from America or was invented in America....

[Dragonos]

At 7/15/08 11:31 PM, mranarchy wrote: I need to stop posting this...

This man speaks the truth.

You should all listen to his work.

[Gunkster]

At 7/15/08 11:19 PM, TimeToBeClean wrote:

If your a teenager/redneck who feels that they have to call me a britfag, be my fucking guest. You're still an abomination and everyone hates your nation.

Could someone please explain to me why no one likes America. Honestly, I've never gotten an actual answer on this question.

[Skwurll]

Fuck you. Do you want me to point out everything wrong with YOUR country?
You are just trying to insult a country because of it's worst aspects and stereotypes.
So, when is the last time you drank tea and ate a crumpet?
You are extremely ignorant of life in america, We don't all live in the ghetto,trailer park ,or beverly hills

[Colbert4Demigod]

Fuck certain Americans*

[KillerClam]

Fuck America?
Nah
Ground hurts my dick

[animehater]

At 7/15/08 11:38 PM, H-K-S wrote: Is cellardoor6 here yet?

If he sees this its the equivalent of eternal damnation in the ninth level of hell for the OP.

Also to the OP: Fuck you back.