School Stories

[hhcash]

What stories can you tell that you can away with in health class? A classmate got away with saying this story. These are his words, saying it out loud, the teacher and all the students hearing it during class, while in a discussion on STDs:

"So there is this girl, who is kind of a whore, that is a senior or something now. Last year, she met this guy at a party and they went to the bathroom. They started having vaginal sex, and sometime the guys like to stick stuff, like Jolly Ranchers, up the vagina. So during the vaginal sex, the guy took a bite of this red thing he thought was a Jolly Rancher, but it turned out to be a big herpes sack. He bit it in half, and it exploded and burned a layer of his face off,".

This is real, and also a true story. Anyway I just find it hilarious when students say totally absurd things in class, and it's even funnier when they get away with it.

[mranarchy]

At 7/15/08 10:08 PM, hhcash wrote:

it exploded and burned a layer of his face off,".

I believed it up till there.

[stickmanslicerguy]

pic or didnt happen

[Dry-Ice]

At 7/15/08 10:08 PM, hhcash wrote: but it turned out to be a big herpes sack.

Do you actually know anything about anything?

[packerman]

Thank god I live in NY N.Y

[ThoseSneakyFrench]

Herpes sack? I'm sorry, I didn't know that they marketed these things now.

[IndyKid500]

Why would you bite a Jolly Rancher?

[Obsessed117]

I didn't know herpes sacks existed...

Are they some kind of practical joke you can get at the hobby store or something <__<

And why would you bite a jolly rancher?

[Achilles2]

Do you people even read the goddamn post? The OP is obviously talking about crazy, inappropriate stories (that means they're not true) that people tell in Health class and can get away with.

To contribute, I'll mention a story that this girl told in my 7th grade Health class. She said that a guy was trying to anally rape a baby and that it didn't fit, even though she thought the anal opening could stretch. Mentally scarring.

[Armissea]

Yeah in public schools when people tell stuff its usually true unfortunately

[TheAlphaXany]

At 7/15/08 11:07 PM, Basspro55 wrote: Yeah in public schools when people tell stuff its usually true unfortunately

true sooo true

[mohe3439]

Lol, that is sooooo funny

[M0ng0li4nb100d]

Yes my 7th grade year,(that I nearly failed due to depression...long story.) I got out of most my classes on fridays to work on a computer project to present to my teacher at the end of the year.So I would wake up go to school go to the air conditoned comper lab,get a cupa coffee compliements of the school office.(Due mainly to the fact no one was ever in there.)

work on my flash or video for about 10 minutes,get up walk around,stand by the water cooler in the office talk to the janitor,even A few times I walked to the top of the roof,(There was a hallway then ladder up.) look down into the library at the "Nazi room" (beacuse the desks were arranged in swasticas),then work again for perhaps twenty more minutes before repeating the proccss.Or just walking around or playing mindless games like tetris,space invaders,asteroids ect.

At the end of the year my computer teacher asked me for ALL of my work,but I had only about 2,two minutes flashes complete. LUCKELY This was for highschool credit and did not go towards my grade,so I got to do nothing on friday,do all of my class work at night,then get extra computer credit at the end of the year. :]

EPIC WIN