fuck i forgot...

[ironeagle233]

today is my girlfriends birthday and i forgot. i need to get her something fast. ineed ideas

[Urban-Champion]

Tell her that you wont kill her for her birthday.

[IammeoramI]

A better boy friend, also see relationship crew. Sorry too lazy to post link.

[videogamer0810]

Package your dick in wrapping paper.

[deth-x]

a big apology and some crap like flowers

[Tykwa]

If your under 14, mspaint.. I mean crayola her some flowers

Otherwise, depending on the money,(and the girl) the best thing to do is well... one meet her in person, and prolly give her either a nice love note or some flowers.. etc.

Needs moar information of teh girl.

oh pics, for the rest of the NG community can get theire sperm on.

[Jorgeiscool]

send her a picture of your anus. thats what i did

[packerman]

this 27-pc Dark Chocolate Gift Box

[Champigne]

Penis.

[GoForthAndDie]

Get her some jewelery. You cant miss.

[mothballs]

Put your dick through the bottom of the present box and give it to her.

Always a classic.

[Jack]

A lot of 'dick' and 'penis' responses..

[Zepwich]

At 7/15/08 07:24 PM, videogamer0810 wrote: Package your dick in wrapping paper.

Just like that Justin Timberlake song "dick in a box"

[1-2-3]

I was going to say big sausage pizza...

[ironeagle233]

At 7/15/08 07:24 PM, videogamer0810 wrote: Package your dick in wrapping paper.

i would do that but my girlfriend is a "tease" and pulling the "im not ready" bullshit

[Zepwich]

At 7/15/08 07:24 PM, videogamer0810 wrote: Package your dick in wrapping paper.

Just like that Justin Timberlake song "dick in a box"

[Reece97]

Jewelry. Necklace or bracelet.

[Skulsta]

give her a condom and sex cream and if she says no reply "how can you say no to this???" and pull down ur pants.

[B-Fin]

At 7/15/08 07:49 PM, Skulsta wrote: give her a condom and sex cream and if she says no reply "how can you say no to this???" and pull down ur pants.

QFT.

[Phobotech]

Don't get her flowers, and if you do, don't say sorry; Then flowers will always be attributed to an apology, so when you're trying to just extend a gesture with the intent of being sweet, she'll be all paranoid thinking you've fucked up somehow.

Get her chocolates or treat her to a dinner, or take her to Blockbuster so she can watch a chick-flick with you.

Chick-Flick will inevitably lead to sex.

[Purpin]

At 7/15/08 07:42 PM, ironeagle233 wrote:

At 7/15/08 07:24 PM, videogamer0810 wrote: Package your dick in wrapping paper.

i would do that but my girlfriend is a "tease" and pulling the "im not ready" bullshit

So, this is the answer to your problem. No more teasing after this.

[B-Fin]

QUOTED FROM ALLAN GOODWIN:

All you need is a sharpie. Or if you're black, white-out. Turn your love-pickle on a 90-degree angle so the vertical slit is now horizontal. Now take the sharpie-- or the white-out-- and draw the eyes, nose, and use your thumb to work the mouth. Go in there and say "I'M SORRY HONEY I'LL BNEVER DO IT AGAN PLEASE FORGIVE ME PLEASE!".

[CommanderQ]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7 fg

[InsertFunnyUserName]

Just go get her some flowers or a card.

If all else fails, give her money.

[ZeroAsALimit]

At 7/15/08 07:22 PM, ironeagle233 wrote: today is my girlfriends birthday and i forgot.

I can't even remember my parents birthdays, nor my nephew's or neice's, but I can remember the missus's.

[Cordyceps]

Get her... A hug.

[Wimpestguytolive]

hit her with a bat and when she wakes up say "its almost your birthday"

[ironeagle233]

i got her a necklace it all worked out well

[catman03]

Unless she's a total cunt she deserves better than you.

[Zeldakrazed7]

i actually like the watch a chick flick with her idea. if your like me, you won't mind them that much.

Good luck man!