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At 7/17/08 12:04 PM, Mitsaras wrote: then hear this......pigs have an orgasm for 30 minutes
and if you want my opinion in my next life i want to be a pig

no, you would still wanna be a woman as there orgasms last up to 5 hours.

At 7/15/08 06:33 PM, slowz wrote: you realize that sperm dies the instant it goes outside of a vagina or penis? It has to be the perfect temperature, or it will die instantly.

not completly true.
Sperm can live for a max once its out of the penis.
well.. if the temp is good.. if its not. it will last 1 or 2 days

At 7/15/08 05:39 PM, Achilles2 wrote:

At 7/15/08 05:25 PM, string227 wrote: Dry - 1 second

You should go to the doctors, man. Something's wrong when it comes to your sexual health.

My dry is longer than his pool!

At 7/16/08 10:58 PM, string227 wrote: anyone can easily remember if they tried this. You can tell your climax is longer in the pool from masturbating in the bathtub.

To all of newgrounds (and luis): To see what i mean: First masturbate dry with no lube, wait 30 minutes or so, take a shower, fap, then take a bath and fap away. You will notice the lengths in orgasms and climax's before you ejaculate, Any one can do it.

you do realise losing your load for 3 times in one hour can be bad for you?
also. Sometimes when you Mastrubate (or have sex) you jizz once.. then you do it agn..
and your in the mood for more.. so you jizz again and to top it off..
some people build up pleasure when they Mastrubate or have Sex..
not everyone has this though

After you jizzed in the pool, did you go and catch the sperm pearls?

If you only you knew how to spell "orgasm" right... -_-' .

At 7/17/08 01:41 PM, Unkle-Krakerz wrote: If you only you knew how to spell "orgasm" right... -_-' .

No, i dont know how to spell it.

read first post dumbass

Ok, so i corrected the dry orgasm, ON dry, your orgasm can last up to atlest 2 seconds BEFORE you blow your load!

i crush bugs with my penis

I gotta try this =)

Ok, now you have to do it scientifically and orgasm 3 times in each and then average your results.

At 7/17/08 12:04 PM, Mitsaras wrote: then hear this......pigs have an orgasm for 30 minutes
and if you want my opinion in my next life i want to be a pig

...And be lead off to the slaughter.

At 7/19/08 02:49 PM, GeorgeAllen wrote:

At 7/17/08 12:04 PM, Mitsaras wrote: then hear this......pigs have an orgasm for 30 minutes
and if you want my opinion in my next life i want to be a pig

...And be lead off to the slaughter.

exactly

Lmao,you fucking came in the pool.

Ewww thats gross! Nah, i cant say i havent experimented in some weird places. The further under water you are the longer it lasts. Nothing beats pussy though i have to say.

At 7/19/08 06:53 PM, thatoneguyfromDD wrote: Lmao,you fucking came in the pool.

we all had to do once, I remember when i was 11 I was jacking off in the pool when i say hot chicks barley wearing any clothing. good times.

If your 'dry' orgasms last for 1 second, then i feel sorry for you.

At 7/15/08 05:29 PM, MysteryMeat wrote: you should try a lake or river or even an ocean... then tell me lol

I did - that didn't end out too well...

At 7/16/08 08:53 AM, smc316 wrote: "AWWWWWWWWW, GOOD MORNING WORLD, TODAY I THINK I'LL EXPIREMENT JACKING OFF IN FOUR DIFFERENT LOCATIONS TO SEE WHICH CLIMAX IS THE LONGEST. LOLOLOL"

Turn off the caps, thatsthejoke.jpeg, Jesus Christ. Way to rape all the humour out of how bizarre the OP's "experiment" is.

Now for real whack-off related funnies.

sssssshhhhhhhhh! jades on! Take cover!

wait, false alarm

At 7/20/08 01:41 PM, string227 wrote: sssssshhhhhhhhh! jades on! Take cover!

Why? She's a good reason to fap!

;p

Im suprised this thread is still here, Who jade
...?...
(-_o)

Im glad you've tested something that is...noya

At 7/21/08 12:37 AM, Supperdude9 wrote:

At 7/20/08 01:41 PM, string227 wrote: sssssshhhhhhhhh! jades on! Take cover!

Why? She's a good reason to fap!

;p

but she never shows herself on the internet!

if you look at your porn and not imagine, it will take less time to reach climax.

thats not true

At 7/15/08 05:25 PM, string227 wrote:

You jizzed in the pool...

I literaly loled at that.

someone likes JIZZZZZ to much.

Wow, this is surely an Epic thread... Not a win or a Fail, but Epic none the less.

This thread should be archived.