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Posted at: 7/15/08 06:39 PM

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the chemicals in the pool does not really kill semen,

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that explains it!!! thank you.

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At 7/15/08 05:25 PM, string227 wrote:
Dry - 1 second

I'm sorry for you.

In the shower - 2 or 3 seconds

Fair enough.

Bathtub - 5 seconds

Sure, warm water is relaxing, I dig it.

Pool - 6 seconds

Uh--huh, uh-huh... wait, what!?

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At 7/15/08 06:39 PM, string227 wrote: the chemicals in the pool does not really kill semen,

just from this post I can tell you are about 7 or 8 years old. Seriously, you are so fucking dumb. First the chemicals would kill it instantly. Second, sperm can not survive in cold or hot water so it will die instantly.

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lmfao @ this thread.

jizzle in the pool.

womens get pregnant.

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At 7/15/08 06:51 PM, slowz wrote: just from this post I can tell you are about 7 or 8 years old. Seriously, you are so fucking dumb. First the chemicals would kill it instantly. Second, sperm can not survive in cold or hot water so it will die instantly.

no, im a fucking 8 year old who never watched a sex ED video.

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At 7/15/08 06:39 PM, string227 wrote: the chemicals in the pool does not really kill semen,

lol@ignorance

Also, I heard moist vaginas are good for having orgasims in too.

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At 7/15/08 06:53 PM, LOLZILLA wrote: Also, I heard moist vaginas are good for having orgasims in too.

but thats when your having sex, were talking about masturbating.

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At 7/16/08 01:02 AM, string227 wrote:
At 7/15/08 06:53 PM, LOLZILLA wrote: Also, I heard moist vaginas are good for having orgasims in too.
but thats when your having sex, were talking about masturbating.

And besides, Newgrounders NEVER will have sex.

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At 7/16/08 01:19 AM, Supperdude9 wrote:
At 7/16/08 01:02 AM, string227 wrote:
At 7/15/08 06:53 PM, LOLZILLA wrote: Also, I heard moist vaginas are good for having orgasims in too.
but thats when your having sex, were talking about masturbating.
And besides, Newgrounders NEVER will have sex.

it all depends.

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To further understand this breakthrough in masturbation science, I have created a graph that shows the length of orgasm, and the location of water.

Orgasims last longer in liquid!

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At 7/16/08 01:25 AM, string227 wrote:
it all depends.

If you're hinting to the fact that you've had sex, you shouldn't lie.


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At 7/15/08 06:39 PM, string227 wrote: the chemicals in the pool does not really kill semen,

no
semens not alive

it kills SPERM though, i believe

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At 7/15/08 05:25 PM, string227 wrote: Dry - 1 second

Wtf is wrong with you? My orgasm lasts at least 5 seconds.


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At 7/15/08 05:25 PM, string227 wrote:
Dry - 1 second

You're a child. Jizzing is all up dry 7 seconds if you're mature, dumb 9-year-old.

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At 7/15/08 05:33 PM, Tramps wrote: It takes me longer to reach climax in the shower, and the orgasm is unsatisfactory.

lol.

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What is the point of all this? Why are you masturbating anyway?


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Yeah, one second... I last for a minimal of a minute if I rush.

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At 7/15/08 05:27 PM, W0oJ0o wrote:
Pool - 6 seconds
You jizzed in the pool...

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"AWWWWWWWWW, GOOD MORNING WORLD, TODAY I THINK I'LL EXPIREMENT JACKING OFF IN FOUR DIFFERENT LOCATIONS TO SEE WHICH CLIMAX IS THE LONGEST. LOLOLOL"

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Sounds like a science fair project to me. xD

But one second, are you sure? I last for atleast 20-30 seconds. Not that you actually need to know...
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Cool. But how about female orgasms?

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At 7/15/08 05:27 PM, W0oJ0o wrote:
At 7/15/08 05:25 PM, string227 wrote: Yes! I have tested and found out your climax lasts longer without blowing your load yet when submerged in water. The charts i have made:

Dry - 1 second
In the shower - 2 or 3 seconds
Bathtub - 5 seconds
Pool - 6 seconds
You jizzed in the pool...

So that's what makes your eyes go red and skin go dry, not the chlorine!!

Well, fuck it. :) Have a laugh.


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hahahaha ha

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At 7/15/08 05:45 PM, mranarchy wrote:
At 7/15/08 05:42 PM, TappWaterGames wrote: NG Masturbation party WOOHOO
we call it 'general'

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At 7/16/08 10:27 AM, LastSpartan wrote:
At 7/16/08 08:38 AM, idle wrote:
At 7/15/08 05:33 PM, Tramps wrote: It takes me longer to reach climax in the shower, and the orgasm is unsatisfactory.
lol.
Actually, I'm going to have to agree with him here, primarily because you don't have any stimulus with you (unless you have a computer in your shower), and because you can't really feel it for some reason.

Must have something to do with the water running down your...

I find it extremely difficult to climax in the shower also.

I wonder what Tom's opinion on this matter is...

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At 7/15/08 05:27 PM, W0oJ0o wrote:
At 7/15/08 05:25 PM, string227 wrote: Yes! I have tested and found out your climax lasts longer without blowing your load yet when submerged in water. The charts i have made:

Dry - 1 second
In the shower - 2 or 3 seconds
Bathtub - 5 seconds
Pool - 6 seconds
You jizzed in the pool...

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I lol'd @ scientific research! It makes sense, water is denser than air therefore more pressure on your member. The higher volume of water in an area means more density and more pressure on the objects in said area.

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1 second? I don't think you're applying your hand to your penis and moving it up and down correctly, man.

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