Orgasims last longer in liquid!

[string227]

Yes! I have tested and found out your climax lasts longer without blowing your load yet when submerged in water. The charts i have made:

Dry - 1 second
In the shower - 2 or 3 seconds
Bathtub - 5 seconds
Pool - 6 seconds

It all depends on the pressure, in the shower, no pressure but the water makes it easyer. In the bathtub as small pressure is applied in a small body of water, it makes your climax lasts longer before blowing your load. The larger the of the body of water the more pressure on your penis which means the more orgasm you get.

[Kagoe]

1 second? Are you sure >___^

[W0oJ0o]

At 7/15/08 05:25 PM, string227 wrote: Yes! I have tested and found out your climax lasts longer without blowing your load yet when submerged in water. The charts i have made:

Dry - 1 second
In the shower - 2 or 3 seconds
Bathtub - 5 seconds
Pool - 6 seconds

You jizzed in the pool...

[string227]

At 7/15/08 05:27 PM, Kagoe wrote: 1 second? Are you sure >___^

yes when your not in water, no lube which makes it shorter.

[Kagoe]

They also say you drown in water...

[MysteryMeat]

you should try a lake or river or even an ocean... then tell me lol

[TappWaterGames]

I hope your houseguests don't ever go to your bathroom...or pool...or probably anywhere else

[string227]

this is why people dont use soap as a lube. Soap drys the skin to make it harder/painfull to masturbate.

[solardave]

You're the next best thing since Einstein! Take this shit to Stephen Hawking, see what he makes of it.

[mranarchy]

I'm actually intrigued...have you got a link to an article or something?

Gotta try this sometime

[Tramps]

It takes me longer to reach climax in the shower, and the orgasm is unsatisfactory.

[string227]

At 7/15/08 05:32 PM, solardave wrote: You're the next best thing since Einstein! Take this shit to Stephen Hawking, see what he makes of it.

Einstein never payed much attention to masturbating. I just do test on masturbating to see the conclusion.

[Dropkicked]

That's not a chart you fucktard.

[solardave]

At 7/15/08 05:34 PM, string227 wrote:

At 7/15/08 05:32 PM, solardave wrote: You're the next best thing since Einstein! Take this shit to Stephen Hawking, see what he makes of it.

Einstein never payed much attention to masturbating. I just do test on masturbating to see the conclusion.

Einstein did pay attention to masturbating. What do you think E=mc2 means. Ejaculation=masturbation x Cock squared. It all makes sense.

[lewisM]

At 7/15/08 05:25 PM, string227 wrote: Yes! I have tested and found out your climax lasts longer without blowing your load yet when submerged in water. The charts i have made:

Dry - 1 second
In the shower - 2 or 3 seconds
Bathtub - 5 seconds
Pool - 6 seconds

haha, ahh you have to laugh :D

[Achilles2]

At 7/15/08 05:25 PM, string227 wrote: Dry - 1 second

You should go to the doctors, man. Something's wrong when it comes to your sexual health.

[AceAnimation]

Your going to get your plumbing pregnant.

[TappWaterGames]

NG Masturbation party WOOHOO

[mranarchy]

At 7/15/08 05:42 PM, TappWaterGames wrote: NG Masturbation party WOOHOO

we call it 'general'

[TailsIsUseless]

At 7/15/08 05:42 PM, TappWaterGames wrote: NG Masturbation party WOOHOO

POOL FUCKING PARTY!!

[Randy74]

At 7/15/08 05:42 PM, TappWaterGames wrote: NG Masturbation party WOOHOO

That's just disgusting.

[string227]

if someone jizzle in the pool, the women will get pregnate

ill explain if you guys want me too,

[string227]

ok ill explain. If someone jizzled in a pool, theirs a good chance that sperm cells and crawl up to a womans vagina by squeezing through the bathing suit. Sperm can spread if its in liquid. Semen is basically sperm in slimy liquid. Sperm can be swimming though the water without anyone knowing it!

[NGCA]

At 7/15/08 06:29 PM, string227 wrote: If someone jizzled in a pool

If you just JIZZ in a pool, it's not likely that anything will happen because the chlorine and bleach will most likely kill them.

Aside from that, you're a fucking moron.

[slowz]

At 7/15/08 06:29 PM, string227 wrote: ok ill explain. If someone jizzled in a pool, theirs a good chance that sperm cells and crawl up to a womans vagina by squeezing through the bathing suit. Sperm can spread if its in liquid. Semen is basically sperm in slimy liquid. Sperm can be swimming though the water without anyone knowing it!

you realize that sperm dies the instant it goes outside of a vagina or penis? It has to be the perfect temperature, or it will die instantly.

[solardave]

At 7/15/08 06:29 PM, string227 wrote: ok ill explain.

But no one asked, because no one cares

[string227]

At 7/15/08 06:32 PM, NGCA wrote:

At 7/15/08 06:29 PM, string227 wrote: If someone jizzled in a pool

If you just JIZZ in a pool, it's not likely that anything will happen because the chlorine and bleach will most likely kill them.

Aside from that, you're a fucking moron.

trolling eh?

[packerman]

At 7/15/08 05:53 PM, Randy74 wrote:

At 7/15/08 05:42 PM, TappWaterGames wrote: NG Masturbation party WOOHOO

That's just disgusting.

no This is disgusting

[SymbolCymbal]

sometimes i really just wanna kick you kids in the nuts

[Tykwa]

At 7/15/08 06:36 PM, packerman wrote:

At 7/15/08 05:53 PM, Randy74 wrote:

At 7/15/08 05:42 PM, TappWaterGames wrote: NG Masturbation party WOOHOO

That's just disgusting.

no This is disgusting

oh god, that is fucking... delicious?

fuck that shit ugh