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The Newgrounds Grocery Store 2008-07-15 16:32:32 Reply

In this thread, we make items and products that would be sold if the NG BBS were a grocery store!
What are some stereotypical items that the average BBS poster would be interested in picking up?

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Response to The Newgrounds Grocery Store 2008-07-15 16:35:35 Reply

Ugh! Traces of rat feces in that cereal would be the least of your problems!


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Response to The Newgrounds Grocery Store 2008-07-15 16:36:07 Reply

Blams: Now with even MORE Flash authors crying.


What a shame, Mister Jensen.
I never asked for this, Mister Denton.

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Response to The Newgrounds Grocery Store 2008-07-15 16:37:28 Reply

Fresh baked, yet still stale...

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Response to The Newgrounds Grocery Store 2008-07-15 16:42:46 Reply

Get a pre-owned tank for $1,000,000!

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Response to The Newgrounds Grocery Store 2008-07-15 16:45:35 Reply

Rape Her -juice

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Response to The Newgrounds Grocery Store 2008-07-15 16:51:41 Reply

Goes great with a "photoshop me" thread!

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Response to The Newgrounds Grocery Store 2008-07-15 16:53:08 Reply

Too late folks, Snake's on a tank!

He bought it.

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Response to The Newgrounds Grocery Store 2008-07-15 16:54:06 Reply

At 7/15/08 04:37 PM, THEJamoke wrote: Fresh baked, yet still stale...

I'll buy 3 packs of rick rolls.


I am gay.

WUT MAKES ME A BAD DEMOMAN?! Well... Fuck...

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Response to The Newgrounds Grocery Store 2008-07-15 17:07:44 Reply

Tastes fabulous on ribs, chicken, and shitty threads devoid of intellectuality.

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Response to The Newgrounds Grocery Store 2008-07-15 17:09:21 Reply

Too much win here.


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Response to The Newgrounds Grocery Store 2008-07-15 17:11:24 Reply

All the ingrediants are organic from new ground.


When this post hits 88 mph, you're going to see some serious friendship.
Let's Player, Artist, Pony writer, Cuteness!

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Response to The Newgrounds Grocery Store 2008-07-15 17:12:43 Reply

IMMA SELLIN MUH SPAM-LAZOR!

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Response to The Newgrounds Grocery Store 2008-07-15 17:14:25 Reply

At 7/15/08 04:42 PM, T-N-T wrote: Get a pre-owned tank for $1,000,000!

I'll take ten of them.


well, like, you couldn't, like, find it because, like, you're dumb, god
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Response to The Newgrounds Grocery Store 2008-07-15 17:16:21 Reply

needs more Fulp Brothers beard growth formula

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Response to The Newgrounds Grocery Store 2008-07-15 17:25:18 Reply

Too lazy to make a proper one.

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Response to The Newgrounds Grocery Store 2008-07-15 17:46:44 Reply

Attention shoppers, blue light special in the Flash Portal on all KK products.

too obvious?

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Response to The Newgrounds Grocery Store 2008-07-15 17:49:34 Reply

I hope to see some these in the newgrounds store!

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Response to The Newgrounds Grocery Store 2008-07-15 17:52:31 Reply

Needs a game section.

Bad shoop is bad

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Response to The Newgrounds Grocery Store 2008-07-15 18:00:44 Reply

Hey guys, I found this door in the back of the store...

I wonder what's behind it???

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Response to The Newgrounds Grocery Store 2008-07-15 18:03:27 Reply

At 7/15/08 06:00 PM, jenny-cadaver wrote: Hey guys, I found this door in the back of the store...

I wonder what's behind it???

Tom Fulp trust me.


Well your reading the bottom of my post. Are you bored or what?
LETS PLAY SOME FOOTBALL!

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Response to The Newgrounds Grocery Store 2008-07-15 18:18:50 Reply

Ill sell my cans of Crush bug! Now you can crush it with your penis. $1.50 per can.

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Response to The Newgrounds Grocery Store 2008-07-15 18:34:41 Reply

Did it work this time?


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Response to The Newgrounds Grocery Store 2008-07-16 00:24:14 Reply

At 7/15/08 05:52 PM, Edd360 wrote: Needs a game section.

Why not have a music section too?

very bad shoop is very bad

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Response to The Newgrounds Grocery Store 2008-07-16 00:25:45 Reply

Oh God, the pure essence of WIN here is giving me a boner.

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Response to The Newgrounds Grocery Store 2008-07-16 00:32:12 Reply

At 7/15/08 04:37 PM, THEJamoke wrote: Fresh baked, yet still stale...

I would never give up one of those..

Took me a while....

NOTE: if you're not seeing the image like this, then it is because your computer is possessed. You will need force a reload of the internet's lifeline, or kill it completely.

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Response to The Newgrounds Grocery Store 2008-07-16 01:00:46 Reply

Take two and call me in the morning.

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Response to The Newgrounds Grocery Store 2008-07-16 01:06:00 Reply

Why BananaBreadMuffins of course!

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Response to The Newgrounds Grocery Store 2008-07-16 01:14:57 Reply

At 7/16/08 01:00 AM, THEJamoke wrote: Take two and call me in the morning.

Not to be an ass, but ah...you spelled abbreviations wrong.

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Response to The Newgrounds Grocery Store 2008-07-16 01:16:10 Reply

wow...
google search does in fact have... everything.

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