Here's what to do if you want to avoid having this topic locked: Forget it!! Mods are of the most unpleasant users on the bbs. Not actually evil, but bad tempered, bureaucratic, officious and callous. They wouldn't even lift a finger to save their own grandmothers from the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal without orders signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public enquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters. The best way to get a drink out of a Mod is stick your finger down his throat, and the best way to irritate him is to feed his grandmother to the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal. On no account should you allow a Mod to read poetry at you.
Note, please file this warning in a dark room attached to another dark room whose stares have conveniantly been misplaced. You have 50 years to apeal this matter. Please fill out all of the appropriate paperwork.