The BBS is a dangerous place...

[Arby]

Thats why should all have a towel! Thats right, never wander the dangerous corridors of the BBS ever again without your trusty towel.

Only $19.99

e-shipping not included in price

[John12346]

Silence! I'm too busy using my towel to hitchhike across the galaxy!

[CartoonDiablo]

Towls can be pretty dangerous too.

[elementell]

At 7/15/08 03:05 PM, CartoonDiablo wrote: Towls can be pretty dangerous too.

Thats why we have towels.

[americanidiot2f]

Maybe if you add an "ie"

[Kidlazarus]

You're lucky. The government on my planet cuts off all our thumbs.

No escape.

[IrishChrisman]

At 7/15/08 03:04 PM, John12346 wrote: Silence! I'm too busy using my towel to hitchhike across the galaxy!

Then remember to always bring a towel.

[Arby]

At 7/15/08 03:06 PM, elementell wrote:

At 7/15/08 03:05 PM, CartoonDiablo wrote: Towls can be pretty dangerous too.

Thats why we have towels.

Great idea! buy two towels and use them to protect you from each other!

[Silvixer]

What happens if we... Drop the towel? Would it have... Consequences?

[Atgod88]

Towels can sometimes use illegal substances.

I was going to make a crude racial slur about a Middle-Eastern terrorist but I decided against it for multiple reasons.

[elementell]

At 7/15/08 03:13 PM, Silvixer wrote: What happens if we... Drop the towel? Would it have... Consequences?

No, not at all.

*you drop your towel*

>:3

Go on, pick it up...

[Silvixer]

At 7/15/08 03:15 PM, elementell wrote:

At 7/15/08 03:13 PM, Silvixer wrote: What happens if we... Drop the towel? Would it have... Consequences?

No, not at all.

*you drop your towel*

>:3

Go on, pick it up...

Good Lord, be gentle on me.

[Jack]

At 7/15/08 03:15 PM, elementell wrote:

At 7/15/08 03:13 PM, Silvixer wrote: What happens if we... Drop the towel? Would it have... Consequences?

No, not at all.

*you drop your towel*

>:3

Go on, pick it up...

Don't! Its a trick!

Believe me..

[Siblau]

At 7/15/08 03:14 PM, Atgod88 wrote: Towels can sometimes use illegal substances.

I was going to make a crude racial slur about a Middle-Eastern terrorist but I decided against it for multiple reasons.

bawww, are you sure you cant? :P

[Comic-Guy]

Arby, now there is a frood who knows where his towel is.

[Nickiiee]

I hide my towel in my fridge.

Yummy Fridge.

=3

[Arby]

Towels are also good protection against surprise sex ;P

Never fear!

[HL2fan]

We just have to watch for those swamp matresses. I know the don't mean any harm, but they can't be trusted.

[Ragnarokia]

Take the rear guard, only £99.99 money well spent when you think of the alternitive easily pried of models.

[Arby]

At 7/15/08 05:02 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: Take the rear guard, only £99.99 money well spent when you think of the alternitive easily pried of models.

Bah, with that money you could buy 5 towels!

[Ragnarokia]

At 7/15/08 05:13 PM, Arby wrote:

At 7/15/08 05:02 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: Take the rear guard, only £99.99 money well spent when you think of the alternitive easily pried of models.

Bah, with that money you could buy 5 towels!

That can be easily pried off.

Don't listen to him, do you want to be violated with only the means to clean up after, or do you want to hold you pathetic verginity for longer, the choice is yours.

[Scuzzfest]

42.

Anyone get the reference?

[Ragnarokia]

At 7/15/08 05:30 PM, Scuzzfest wrote: 42.

Anyone get the reference?

Check first reply.

[Arby]

At 7/15/08 05:16 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: That can be easily pried off.

Don't listen to him, do you want to be violated with only the means to clean up after, or do you want to hold you pathetic virginity for longer, the choice is yours.

I think most of the people here want to lose their pathetic virginity, luv.

[packerman]

At 7/15/08 06:39 PM, Arby wrote:

At 7/15/08 05:16 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: That can be easily pried off.

Don't listen to him, do you want to be violated with only the means to clean up after, or do you want to hold you pathetic virginity for longer, the choice is yours.

I think most of the people here want to lose their pathetic virginity, luv.

I actually don't

[string227]

i since fail

[Arby]

At 7/15/08 06:41 PM, string227 wrote: i since fail

What a glorious typo.

[deth-x]

wtf how will a towell help

[NAMEOFUSER]

At 7/15/08 06:53 PM, deth-x wrote: wtf how will a towell help

sigh people without a sense of humor always show up in the end.

[mranarchy]

Lol hitchhikers guide