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At 7/15/08 01:44 PM, LOLZILLA wrote: If you kill the baby her womb will be haunted.

i just laughed so much

If I was you, I'd give the baby to adopting parents but tell them you'll take it back after college.

Whatever you do, don't try and get rid of it at the last minute; because you'll just end up with something like Sk8terGirl. *shivers*

Put it up for adoption it's the best way.

You hurt the baby, I hope someone chops your dick off.

If this is serious, just abort the fucking thing. Just turn on the fucking vacuum and suck the little thing out of there. it's not human yet, it's a parasite, a large parasite. Even when it's out of the womb, it'll still be a parasite. A little fucking parasite who's ass you'll have to wipe.

Even if she does give birth, kill the fucking thing after it comes shooting out. Strangle it with it's own umbilical cord. Scream maniacally and masturbate onto the cooling corpse of your now dead baby. Kill the doctor with a scalpel before you do this, to make sure he doesn't try and stop you. You might as well take your girlfriends life too.

Then perform baby fuck until the police get there.

If this is a joke, FLCONPAWNCHLOL

At 7/15/08 05:32 PM, Kalibur wrote: If this is serious, just abort the fucking thing.

But that's killing something from your own mistake.

Put the baby up for adoption. Don't be an idiot. The child should not be punished for your goddamn fucking idiocy.

Be a man you. I mean damn.

fist her like crazy and hope you hit something

At 7/15/08 01:42 PM, Acid wrote:

At 7/15/08 01:40 PM, Shreddy wrote: your one sick twisted son of a bitch.

just get a sodding abortion if you dont want it.

no money

Use ur level icon

you make me sick seriously... be a man and get a friggin job to pay for whichever way to want to go with your newfound responsibility.. fuckin loser

Whatcha talk in about Willis?

At 7/15/08 05:11 PM, Sk8erGirl14 wrote: If I was you, I'd give the baby to adopting parents but tell them you'll take it back after college.

so foster parents? haha.

maybe you should have waited before turning her into the mother of your crackbaby

first of all you should live with your mistake and hope like hell it knows better than you did second i would probably help to shove your pen10r in a blender you shouldnt be able to have kids after that

Poop in her vagina!

I suggest that you falcon punch her with this much force

take a cattle prod and shove it into her poonhole and let fly the shocky feelings and the scent of bacon

Kill, chop up, cook and eat the girlfriend. If there is no pregnant girl then there is no problem. Humans are meat too. (I suggest some B.B.Q. sauce for flavor.....yum)

Maybe you should raise the child? It might not be so bad as you would make it out to be. Not to mention how you might feel in a few years about purposely having a miscarriage.

Take it like a man. If you were to ignorant to use protection, it's your own fault.

mabey you will have safe sex next time

ever hear of pulling out

At 7/15/08 07:20 PM, ExtremeFudgeMaster wrote: Maybe you should raise the child? It might not be so bad as you would make it out to be. Not to mention how you might feel in a few years about purposely having a miscarriage.

I'm shallow, selfish, and I have no regard for human life. So I would have no remorse for the death of my illigitimate child.

At 7/15/08 01:47 PM, Kagoe wrote: You irrisponsible child. I'll see you in hell.

And I'll see you in a spelling lesson.

dammit acid i wish you would im me or some shit when you come back from the dead

At 7/15/08 05:02 PM, uhnoesanoob wrote: Blender.

But will you use a BLENDTECH TOTAL blender?

At 7/16/08 12:19 AM, MadCow wrote: dammit acid i wish you would im me or some shit when you come back from the dead

MADCOW WHATUP!

Tell her to drink draino

Or, Tell her either she kills the baby (get an abortion) Or, you'll kill it.

At 7/16/08 12:26 AM, Acid wrote:

At 7/16/08 12:19 AM, MadCow wrote: dammit acid i wish you would im me or some shit when you come back from the dead

MADCOW WHATUP!

NOT MUCH.

wuts it like being a zombie?

At 7/16/08 12:27 AM, MadCow wrote:

At 7/16/08 12:26 AM, Acid wrote:

At 7/16/08 12:19 AM, MadCow wrote: dammit acid i wish you would im me or some shit when you come back from the dead

MADCOW WHATUP!

NOT MUCH.

wuts it like being a zombie?

idk man lol. how can i contact you?

At 7/16/08 12:40 AM, Acid wrote:

At 7/16/08 12:27 AM, MadCow wrote:

At 7/16/08 12:26 AM, Acid wrote:

At 7/16/08 12:19 AM, MadCow wrote: dammit acid i wish you would im me or some shit when you come back from the dead

MADCOW WHATUP!

NOT MUCH.

wuts it like being a zombie?

idk man lol. how can i contact you?

PM or IM yo. do you live with amish people now or something? you gotta have AIM or some shit

At 7/16/08 12:42 AM, MadCow wrote: PM or IM yo. do you live with amish people now or something? you gotta have AIM or some shit

installing aim now.. whats your SN?