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At 7/15/08 02:07 PM, TheRipper00 wrote:

I have Balls unlike your winny punk ass.

Wouldnt he need balls to get her pregnant???!!!!

I got my gf pregnant

just how bad can you be? was the condom not your style?

Shoulda used the 2-ply

At 7/15/08 02:06 PM, TailsPrower wrote: Condoms have an 80% success rate.

Actually, it's 90% rate I heard. PWNAGE!!!!!!!

Just like Captain Condom always says, " if its not socked, then your focked.."

Scare the shit out of her, It always works.

If you kill the baby yourself you'll both go to jail. Get some sort of a loan and have the abortion. Too young to get a loan? Then tell your parents to pay for it for you. (don't know if you're trying to hide this from them) but if you do not go through with the abortion, they'll just find out about it later instead, when the baby is born. Then you have to fork over tens of thousands of dollars to take care of your kid for the rest of your life.

So, tell your parents and maybe they'll help you. Granted, they'll be pissed but as long as you get rid of it right?

or

Don't tell them, let the baby be born, then they find out anyways and get pissed off even worse.

At 7/15/08 02:15 PM, packerman wrote: If you kill the baby you get a prize.

I Lol'd so hard, i dont even know why.

Get her to drink a bunch of alcohol, to try to retard it. If it lacks proper genetic information it'll probably die.

Or............. you could consult a doctor instead of listen to random 9 year olds.

At 7/15/08 01:40 PM, Shreddy wrote:

At 7/15/08 01:39 PM, Acid wrote: and we're trying to miscarriage it. what should we do?!

your one sick twisted son of a bitch.

just get a sodding abortion if you dont want it.

What the fuck?! Don't kill the baby put it up for adoption.

Anyway, you brought this on yourself. There is no reason to cause harm to something that you yourself created. It's you fault and gonna have to fucking deal with it. Don't even think about killing it. Putting the child up for adoption is the best choice. Killing is wrong and you obviously could not handle a child.

Should not be a problem, just wait until she has a period but hold the blood in there, the baby will drown. If this fails, you child is a vampire.

At 7/15/08 02:51 PM, Edd360 wrote: Should not be a problem, just wait until she has a period but hold the blood in there, the baby will drown. If this fails, you child is a vampire.

Exept they dont have Periods when there pregnant

At 7/15/08 02:54 PM, TheRipper00 wrote:

At 7/15/08 02:51 PM, Edd360 wrote: Should not be a problem, just wait until she has a period but hold the blood in there, the baby will drown. If this fails, you child is a vampire.

Exept they dont have Periods when there pregnant

Trust me, I'm a doctor.

falcon punch her womb. The baby should be splattered shit by then.

All jokes aside...you came to Newgrounds for help?

Fuck me you must be desperate

wait... why am I reading this?

I doubt this story and because a real logical opinion wouldn't fit the other responses i say this.

Baseball accident.

At 7/15/08 01:41 PM, Kidlazarus wrote: Try to use a condom the next time.

Oh right, because condoms are totally foolproof. In fact, there's no way he could have gotten his girlfriend pregnant while using that type of contraception because there is an absolutely zero percent chance that it would ever break.

She's on the depo shot. It's the most effective type of birth control.

she still got pregnant.

At 7/15/08 02:26 PM, dididu915 wrote:

At 7/15/08 02:06 PM, TailsPrower wrote: Condoms have an 80% success rate.

Actually, it's 90% rate I heard. PWNAGE!!!!!!!

That's not what I learned in health. Whatever. Point is, it's still possible whether or not you use it so pwned.

At 7/15/08 04:00 PM, TailsPrower wrote:

At 7/15/08 02:26 PM, dididu915 wrote:

At 7/15/08 02:06 PM, TailsPrower wrote: Condoms have an 80% success rate.

Actually, it's 90% rate I heard. PWNAGE!!!!!!!

That's not what I learned in health. Whatever. Point is, it's still possible whether or not you use it so pwned.

When used correctly, a male condom is about 98 per cent effective.

I think your health teachers are bullshitting in order to scare you guys into not having sex. If they lied about that, of all things, you might want to go over some of the material covered in that class again.

Either that, or you're just mistaking it with something else.

go to a clinic and ask for help or advice.

:dum ass

push her down the stairs.

stop being such a loser and have the baby

Sick bastard! Let it live and find a family that does want it sickass! My mom is pregnant so I take it in special offense! Why would you try to miscarry a baby? If you go through with this you deserve you're own wing in hell!

At 7/15/08 02:29 PM, Kagoe wrote: Just like Captain Condom always says, " if its not socked, then your focked.."

haha nice

The best cleanest way to do it is to just get an abortion ... but if for some reason that's not an option just make her take like 3 or 4 birth controls all at once and it should do the trick. It's worked in the past

Blender.

At 7/15/08 01:39 PM, Acid wrote: and we're trying to miscarriage it. what should we do?!

Stick a bottle rocket up it.