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Whatch the movie Juno. It should help.

At 7/15/08 01:56 PM, UnknownFear wrote:

At 7/15/08 01:54 PM, lc2000 wrote: it's always nice to see so many people come together to kill one poor baby...........

I read that and I had a metal picture of hundreds of people at one house, eating popcorn and drinking and all taking a turn at a baby.

Nice........exactly what i'm am not trying to get out of that comment

At 7/15/08 01:57 PM, Acid wrote: so i yell "FALCON" before i start punching and "PUNCH" while i connect with her lower abdomen?

You've got to get the voice right too.

At 7/15/08 01:57 PM, Acid wrote: so i yell "FALCON" before i start punching and "PUNCH" while i connect with her lower abdomen?

If that doesn't work, get a coathanger.

At 7/15/08 01:53 PM, KL3 wrote: Have her start shootin' up.

WHAT THE HELL?????No, don't listen to them. Miscarrige on purpose is just cruel, abortions screw up the womb. So you only have 1 option, raise your child. If you were stupid enough NOT to use a condom, than you can raise your poor child

At 7/15/08 01:57 PM, Acid wrote: so i yell "FALCON" before i start punching and "PUNCH" while i connect with her lower abdomen?

wow........your are really trying to get rid of this baby aren't you

If all else fails, fish that thing out with a Shakespeare Fishing Rod.

Loaded guns work, too.

At 7/15/08 01:59 PM, dididu915 wrote:

At 7/15/08 01:53 PM, KL3 wrote: Have her start shootin' up.

WHAT THE HELL?????No, don't listen to them. Miscarrige on purpose is just cruel, abortions screw up the womb. So you only have 1 option, raise your child. If you were stupid enough NOT to use a condom, than you can raise your poor child

Pic made by BBM.

At 7/15/08 02:00 PM, lc2000 wrote:

At 7/15/08 01:57 PM, Acid wrote: so i yell "FALCON" before i start punching and "PUNCH" while i connect with her lower abdomen?

wow........your are really trying to get rid of this baby aren't you

yes, i am 17 and she is 18 so we really can't have one or have our parent find out about it

At 7/15/08 01:59 PM, dididu915 wrote:

At 7/15/08 01:53 PM, KL3 wrote: Have her start shootin' up.

WHAT THE HELL?????No, don't listen to them. Miscarrige on purpose is just cruel, abortions screw up the womb. So you only have 1 option, raise your child. If you were stupid enough NOT to use a condom, than you can raise your poor child

I agree with dididu.

Just have the baby so you can eat it.

At 7/15/08 02:04 PM, Zune wrote: yes, i am 17 and she is 18 so we really can't have one or have our parent find out about it

PARENTS* before somebody calls incest

At 7/15/08 02:05 PM, Legionnaire-X wrote: Just have the baby so you can eat it.

That was the plan, but we don't want to have to share it with the resto of her family and my family so we don't want them to know.

Your a troll or A useless waste of fuckin air. Why dont you be a fucking MAN. You did it fuck stick why dont you use a condom or get your shit snipped. Your fucking useless. My girlfriend is due Jan 12 09. I work everyday and I have Balls unlike your winny punk ass.

Time for Plan C.

WOW... ummm... abortion... birth control... A CONDOM NEXT TIME!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Es_uivijp ek

Prepare.

If you kill the baby you get a prize.

Mix laxitives with vodka and shit the little fecker out

I salute you sir. Your Topic make me realize that getting an abortion is Now Obsolete. I'll keep that in mind if i ever get laid.

At 7/15/08 01:39 PM, Acid wrote: and we're trying to miscarriage it. what should we do?!

no, you didn't. All of these threads that assholes make are to try and squeeze some funny jokes from newgrounders who don't give a shit.

how the hell do you get a guy pregnant

Falcon Punch for Dummies:
1. Get into a stance for +20 coolness.
2. Shout " FALCON!" and raise your fist.
3. Shout "PUNCH!" and thrust your fist forward.

At 7/15/08 02:07 PM, TheRipper00 wrote:

I have Balls unlike your winny punk ass.

Wouldnt he need balls to get her pregnant???!!!!

I got my gf pregnant

just how bad can you be? was the condom not your style?

Shoulda used the 2-ply

At 7/15/08 02:06 PM, TailsPrower wrote: Condoms have an 80% success rate.

Actually, it's 90% rate I heard. PWNAGE!!!!!!!

Scare the shit out of her, It always works.

If you kill the baby yourself you'll both go to jail. Get some sort of a loan and have the abortion. Too young to get a loan? Then tell your parents to pay for it for you. (don't know if you're trying to hide this from them) but if you do not go through with the abortion, they'll just find out about it later instead, when the baby is born. Then you have to fork over tens of thousands of dollars to take care of your kid for the rest of your life.

So, tell your parents and maybe they'll help you. Granted, they'll be pissed but as long as you get rid of it right?

or

Don't tell them, let the baby be born, then they find out anyways and get pissed off even worse.

At 7/15/08 02:15 PM, packerman wrote: If you kill the baby you get a prize.

I Lol'd so hard, i dont even know why.