At 3/10/09 02:39 PM, wildface098 wrote:At 3/10/09 02:38 PM, NewBrian wrote:Hmmm... Yo Mamma's so fat... she doesn't need Internet to be World Wide cuz she already is!!!At 3/10/09 02:30 PM, wildface098 wrote:yo mama, too.
Yo Mamma's so skinny... she could do push-ups under a door.
but one etage under it
Ownage... Again!!!
well I uploaded my google earth to google earth 4 where you can see the space just to see your mother.
wow these jokes lost a lot of niveau though
At 7/15/08 02:00 PM, gamerdakota wrote: Yo mama smoked so much pot while she was pregnant that she had a retarded off spring that thought yo mama jokes were funny.
Who is the fool here? The one thinking he makes sence by replying with a "yo mama" joke AGAINST "yo mama" jokes, or the one actually keeping himself to the topic?
You're mommas so fat, she broke your family tree.
u no take f00d, i eat ur ballz
Yo momma disappears into fat air.
I think I won.
At 3/10/09 03:55 PM, Ogirra wrote: Yo momma disappears into fat air.
I think I won.
Your mother is so fat that her cholesteral levels are fatal and soon she will lose a foot to diabetes.
Oh wait was this one of these joke threads?
yo mama so fat, she jumped for joy and got stuck!
Yo mommas so tall she did a back flip and kicked Jesus in the chin
Yo momma's so stupid that Poozy had to lock her thread.
Buh Dum Tsh.
"Any religion that has anything that shocks the mind of a child cannot be true."Paine
"..genitals were like those of donkeys...emission was like that of horses."Ezekiel 23:20
Yo momma so fat, she eats everything at a "All you can eat" buffet, and says "Where's my main meal?"
Yo Mama so dumb she went to a clippers game to get a hair cut
yo mama so ugly the docters couldnt tell if she was a girl
yo mommas so fat that when she asked me out i said no.
forgive me if my sig is wrong
Your mom's so fat, that when your dad wants to kiss her, he slaps her belly and catches the third wave up.
And thus defy, the tyrannous stars...
(P.S. Ignore the mail watermark for now, I'll be removing it soon!)
R.I.P. Dad
At 8/26/10 04:54 PM, Valjylmyr wrote:
: Was I the only one expecting lawn mowers that cut grass with the power of Christ?
Heard these in "Meet the Spartans"
Yo mama is so ghetto, when she breastfeeds, kool-aid comes out
Yo mama so ugly, if she was a spice girl, she'd be called Dookie Spice
Yo mama so fat, when she farts, Al Gore blames her for global warming
Yo mama so butch, Rosie O'Donnell wouldn't date her
Yo mama so fat, her pants size is um, um, bitch lose some weight
Yo mama so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookie
Yo mama so fat, Sir Mix-A-Lot decided he didn't like big butts, and he ain't lyin'
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Tupac Shakur was a jewish holiday
Yo mama is such an old, sloppy, drunk, I thought she was David Hasselhoff
Heard these on "Robot Chicken"
Yo mama so stupid she thought Jar-Jar came with Pickles-Pickles
Yo mama so fat, Jabba the Hutt said DAAAAMMN
Yo mama so fat Obi Wan Kenobi said "That's no moon, that's yo mama!"
A couple of my own
Yo mama's ass is so big, the Navy uses her asscrack as a drydock.
Yo mama so fat, she books her flights on the space shuttle
Yo mama so ugly frankenstein wouldn't date her
Find your own answers and you'll stop beliving the propoganda
Yo mamma so fat when she stepped on teh weight scale it said " i quit"
Your mother is obese and has major health problems.
Your mother is a well-established member of our society and is a respected individual.
Yo mama's like Geico, she's so easy a caveman can do her!
Ezekiel 25:69
: "He masturbated with great vengence and furious anger, striking those who
: attempted to poison and destroy his unit..."
Yo mama's so ugly, when Micheal Jackson saw her, he said "Alright, im raping boys now."
>:D
Yo' mama's so poor she goes to KFC to lick other peoples fingers.
That's right I like guns and ponies. Problem cocksuckers?
Politically correct is anything that leftists believe.Politically incorrect is anything common sense. IMPEACH OBAMA.
your mommas so dumb she got stabbed in a shootout
Your mother is so obese, her high blood pressure is putting her at risk of a heart attack. Her cartilage is also starting to decay, because of the great amount of weight she has to pull. I would seriously recommend that she gets gastric bypass surgery if she ever wants to live to see her grandchildren.
pwnt
Formerly known as Headshot777
The Newgrounds BBS is like a woman. All the teenagers who get into it make a terrible mess within two minutes. -Jercurpac
yo momma's pussy so hairy it looks like it has chewbacka in a headlock
yo mommas so fat she's thin
yo mommas so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
yo mommas so ugly she makes the onion cry
yo mommas so ugly she looked out the window and got fined for mooning
Iron man is a superhero
Iron woman is a command
At 7/15/08 12:41 PM, Meepster wrote: Yo momma so fat she went on a diet.
Genius. i officially like this joke.
Check out my music?
At 7/15/08 03:59 PM, Beezleboss wrote: Your Mama So Fat
when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...
she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it!
folk exercise by jogging around her!.......
this has got to be copypasta
Yo mama's so stupid she tried to walk throgh a glass door!
Yo mama so fat that at Halloween she does two houses at a time.
Yo mama so fat that when she passed by window i lost 40 days of sun light
"Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?
was her name tenneassi
omtish
Yo mama so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought dunkin donuts was a basketball team.
Yo mama is like a brick: being laid by Mexicans all day (Note: I have nothing against mexicans or any other race)
How bout that?
i'mma go eat me a big ol' fuckin' bagel
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