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At 7/15/08 06:56 PM, Dmabster wrote:

At 7/15/08 12:23 PM, Randy74 wrote: It just sounds too gay for me.

Its not gay its mastervation!

DAMN SOMEBODY BEAT ME TO THE PUNCHLINE!

I wouldn't fuck myself. But if I was able to do this anytime I wanted then I would definitely set up a threesome with a chick. I guess a threesome with yourself would help remove the inital awkwardness of the situation. The only problem being the 5 minute time limit.

No:

I'm not gay
I hate myself
It'd be cheating
I would be and am listening to Psychic TV, which is much more important.

No. My breath smells like shit right now.

I've changed my mind! Why? I'm not telling you, but hell yes, I'd go first with myself!

At 7/15/08 06:53 PM, SymbolCymbal wrote: i would go back repeatly until i had a whole band....... then i woud rock out cause i can play all instruments very well... go me...

and i would spar with myselves and form a crew of me that can fight and pull off crimes ...

hmmm then i would freak people out and be in more than one place at once.... and only after freaking everyone out ...but when we play as a band the rest of the group would have to wear paperbags on thier heads so nobody would know that we are all the same person.....

holy shit it would be awesome ....

we would all study crazy shit and explain it to eachother in a way we can understand cause we are all the same person... hahahah i wouldnt need friends either..

but no i wouldnt make out with myself thats just kinda wierd

That's so epic.
I actually had an idea that if I could clone my self 100 times I'd spot the slightest differences on them, and then kill them because they would be inadequate.
And then I would plug my clones' brains into the internet (learn2naturalelectricity lol)
I would literally be inside the internet lol

Why not? im not going to get in trouble for make out with myself

At 7/15/08 07:47 PM, Murad136 wrote: I've changed my mind! Why? I'm not telling you, but hell yes, I'd go first with myself!

I think I know why, Murad. Or, should I say, KAHN!

I sure would!

Wait, wait, what the fuck?

I would challenge myself to a game of rock paper scissors.

Yea I would.

A little bit too gay for me.

By the way, Camp Lazlo sucks.

At 7/15/08 12:24 PM, agustana wrote: Oh fuck yeah.

I don't blame you.

At 7/15/08 12:19 PM, MinusNick wrote: And see yourself, would you make out with yourself?

It wouldn't be gay, because it's only yourself. I know I sure would, but I wouldn't go past first base.

I actually find it more gay to make out with myself then to suck myself off

I would.

erm :\ id just tell myself DONT FUCKING READ THAT THREAD and then it would cause a time paradox

i mean who the fuck would make out with themselves?! thats realy fucked up

No, but I would advise him about the dangers of wet bathroom floors.

Ouchie...

I'd prevent myself from going back in time five minutes later to create a paradox.

5 minutes? Hell, I'd go back 5 years. Me at 13? Oh yeah, baby.

At 7/20/08 01:59 AM, sonicmega wrote: 5 minutes? Hell, I'd go back 5 years. Me at 13? Oh yeah, baby.

Why don't you take a seat?

i was jacking off 5 minutes ago, so no

i'd suck my dick... i always wanted to know how it feels to suck my dick....

IF I COULD TUUUUURN BACK TIME
IF I COULD FIIIIIIIND A WAY

I would suck my cock.

At 7/20/08 02:10 AM, Tugoro wrote: I would suck my cock.

na-ah i said it first

Nah, I'd keep going back in time every 5 minutes creating a paradox, WHILST I BUILT MY SECRET ELITE ARMY FOR THE NEW WORLD ORDER!!! Ahem, so what have we learned today? Never trust peanut butter.

I'd pay to watch any of you make out with yourself.

I would tell my self to go back 5 minutes and he would tell himself to go back and over and over

Well, 5 minutes ago I was jerking off to an esurance commercial because I've been drinking and that bitch is hot.
I don't like asian people.